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1:35 Gifts for the cast

4:30 Cast Walkouts

6:50 Announcements start

8:35 Sam lays down the pipe

12:30 Intro cinematic

14:15 EPISODE STARTS

15:55 Recap Ends

16:55 New character art style

18:40 Drowning Kingsley

21:55 Killed in a manner of his choosing (sneak swimming)

27:00 If Kingsley dies, it’s a shopping episode

29:20 Kingsley in the Lavish Chateau

32:05 Jester and Fjord in the middle of something (Jester art)

33:35 Veth and Caleb

35:10 Scry baby (Veth art)

36:25 Yasha and Beau (Yasha and Beau art)

38:05 Rudely interrupted

39:00 Kingsley tries to sell them on stopping the Plank King

42:55 The Lavish Chateau Preschool

47:05 What’s my mother’s name

48:40 Veth is into it (Caleb art)

51:35 Horny shows

53:30 Let sleeping babies lie (massive Jester healing)

58:05 Planning the assault

1:06:10 Fjord’s Water Breathing (Liam’s dolphin noise)

1:09:30 The cast drink their Bucky’s

1:12:05 Obi Dobson sucks

1:14:30 Sam’s Scottish mermaid

1:15:55 Orca trampoline

1:17:30 Honeypotting Obi

1:20:10 Kingsley’s voice acting

1:24:15 The puppeteer pirate

1:26:50 Never take our Seadom

1:27:25 Jester booty calls the Plank King

1:28:20 The Plank King

1:29:40 Plank King art (the King lays plank)

1:32:20 Sleepy orca

1:34:35 Kingsley keeps rope stocked

1:36:00 Jester calls him Wyatt

1:38:40 Taking care of the loose end

1:40:05 Captain Buttonbeard

1:41:50 Torching Kingsley’s ship

1:43:10 The Plank King gets the news (he kinda rules)

1:44:10 Caleb’s voice acting

1:47:05 Plank King gets a cellphone

1:51:10 Getting instantly discovered, but it doesn’t matter because Level 20

1:54:00 Plank King’s advisor has a really bad day

1:56:15 Jester thinks Plank King might’ve seen through the ruse

1:57:15 The assassins get obliterated

2:01:15 Giving the Plank King the bad news

2:03:20 That Throne room is gonna burn

2:04:55 The ballista are a bit underwhelming

2:09:40 Dodging cannonballs (we’ll get’em)

2:14:25 The time for words is over (could’ve cast Pass Without Trace)

2:16:45 Distracting dragon

2:14:35 Revelry mages

2:22:40 Cool guys don’t look at fireballs

2:26:20 Painting in the rain

2:29:35 Jester heals sometimes (up the stairs)

2:33:10 Some dragons like to watch

2:34:05 The Storm Demon

2:35:15 BREAK STARTS

2:44:55 BREAK ENDS (Caleb saves their asses)

2:48:00 Meteor Swarm (would’ve been cool)

2:50:45 The turtle shows up

2:52:30 Veth defeats the turtle with a joke

2:54:40 Rough day for the Plank King (talking things out with Jester)

2:56:45 Ambiguous hand motion

2:58:40 In the throne room

3:01:45 All according to keikaku

3:03:25 He really misses those assassins

3:05:25 Fjord is strong now

3:07:10Strategic monologue

3:11:15 Battle begins

3:11:55 Sam’s flask

3:18:15 The Plank King weaponizes therapy speak (also ballista)

3:20:40 Defenestrating Fjord

3:24:30Jester rethinks her relationships

3:28:00 Dominate Monster

3:29:30 Only Veth humiliates Fjord

3:31:25 Veth has death flags (but is just too dexterous)

3:35:10 Fjord gets his groove back

3:39:10 Incel behavior

3:41:20 You up?

3:45:55 Kingsley saves Jester

3:47:20 Sam inspires the people

3:49:35 Bring the thunder

3:54:55 Spit as a bonus action

3:56:25 HDYWTDT

3:58:35 Fjord wins back his honor (HDYWTDT)

4:01:25 You can still eat the mage

4:05:40 Episode Ends

Sam’s Flask Says “Arthur’s Seat” with an arrow pointing to Veth’s face.

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5:50 Cast walkouts

8:50 Happy Birthday

10:50 Hasselhoff catching strays (Ebay song)

15:45 No healers

16:35 Intro cinematic

18:25 EPISODE STARTS

20:00 Recap Ends

21:00 New Caleb art (Caleb has stamina)

23:50 The innuendos keep coming

25:30 Caleb gets taken

27:10 Beau and Yasha

29:40 New Beau and Yasha arts

31:00 Fjord and Jester on Honeymoon

33:20 Humble prostrate (still stinky after all these years)

34:20 Strongest wizard

35:35 Veth and Yeza build a crib (New Veth art)

37:40 Sam learns about kinks in real time

39:00 New Jester art

39:55 Most powerful Dunamancer (irregardless)

40:40 Sam’s making up canon as he goes (Caduceus is out)

42:40 Essek gives the briefing

47:35 Into the ball

48:20 Liam goes behind the screen

49:25 Liam gets his dice ready (villain monologue)

53:15 New Fjord art (time manipulation pregnancy)

54:25 WEE (Caleb’s tower)

59:10 Caleb’s Produce Flame

1:00:05 The mightiest Nein

1:01:20 Caleb chooses their path

1:03:30 Sound memory

1:06:35 The team is tearing apart

1:08:30 David Bowie challenge

1:09:15 Beau fails platforming, but it doesn’t matter

1:13:30 Antagonizing Caleb (remembering the key)

1:15:50 Jester figures out the puzzle (The Ruby of the Sea is the Best Lay Ever)

1:17:45 Fjord and Jester are gone

1:19:10 Sam goes back to his bard roots

1:21:30 Careful with the baby

1:24:55 Come on Veth

1:26:00 Back to the start

1:28:15 Cat mode

1:29:55 Didn’t need to be a cat (scary tunnel)

1:35:20 Messaging Caleb (bad at persuasion)

1:37:05 Cat fight

1:38:50 Fjord is safe (Frumpkin)

1:42:30 Gone yet not forgotten

1:45:15 Which way should we go Matt

1:47:45 Five Calebs walk into a bar

1:51:25 Dancing Caleb

1:53:20 Professor Caleb

1:55:40 Nameless Caleb

1:57:35 Dancing

1:58:55 Caleb is canonically into threesomes

2:02:00 Veth is Caleb’s mom

2:05:35 Fjord is Trent Icathon

2:10:40 Caleb’s family farm

2:18:20 Hello beans

2:20:20 Der Katzenprintz (Zemnian is so weird)

2:22:20 Trapped in the farm

2:26:50 Yasha’s Zemnian vocabulary

2:27:45 They have to burn the farm

2:32:15 Cognouza

2:33:15 BREAK STARTS

2:42:40 BREAK ENDS

2:44:50 Two Calebs

2:46:50 Time Stop

2:49:00 Wish gestation

2:50:35 The rare ‘In labor’ condition

2:53:40 Battle begins (water birth)

2:57:05 Missed opportunity for whale Fjord (flask message)

2:58:15 Caleb has legendary actions

3:05:05 Fjord rescues Yasha

3:07:10 Jester is an expert midwife (internal thunderwave)

3:13:15 Knocking the evil out of Caleb

3:116:40 Whale Yasha

3:19:00Catching and throwing a star

3:23:25 Ego Leach

3:26:40 Double stun

3:32:05 Jester is determined to doula (festive birth)

3:33:05 Veth reminds Caleb who he is

3:33:35 Ashley hulks out

3:36:50 HDYWTDT

3:40:15 Caleb’s death save

3:44:00 Beau’s Omnislash

3:44:45 Zoom on Sam (Beau flicks the bean)

3:49:40 Isn’t it ironic

3:51:55 HDYWTDT

3:55:05 Bren Brenatto

3:56:45 Episode Ends

Sam’s flask says “Mein mann hat einen groben schwnz!”

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2:35 Laura’s merch corner

4:00 Intro cinematic

5:25 EPISODE STARTS

9:40 Recap Ends (Mourning Mercy)

18:20 Trying to save the Templar

24:15 Death Connection

27:45 Sniffing for evil

31:50 Downtime moves

41:25 Heading into the crater

43:40 Vision of the past

49:55 Roll credits

51:50 The Usurper might be good

58:00 We might as well free him

1:01:45 A traveling demon city (okay, this also feels like a fun campaign)

1:07:00 Is this guy good? (great hair)

1:12:35 Okay, no, this guy sucks (boss music starts playing)

1:15:15 Map out

1:17:00 Let’s hear him out

1:22:00 Thanks, we’d like to leave (could’ve maybe talked him down)

1:24:30 Bowen down

1:32:20 Sister and Caguama Tag Team (Caguama is a mad daddy)

1:39:55 Skeletons attack Laura Bailey

1:43:30 Taking Alfonse’s domain card

1:46:30 Sister’s death move (not a hat)

1:53:45 Por que?

1:56:50 Alfonse rejects the new age

2:04:00 Alfonse names all the ancestries

2:10:45 Oh no, the orb

2:12:35 Bowen goes into the orb

2:14:30 Bringing the destruction (Terrify)

2:19:35 Crit Bloody Harvest

2:22:10 Sister’s Blaze of Glory

2:24:35 HDYWTDT

2:27:40 BREAK STARTS

2:37:40 BREAK ENDS

2:38:45 Badger is alive

2:42:25 Saving Bowen

2:47:05 The Mote of Miracles

2:50:15 Everyone else shows up

2:52:25 Time to run

2:55:20 Miracle wings

2:56:20 Dilly risks it all

3:00:00 Flying back through the adventure

3:06:30 Sister’s home

3:08:05 Giving the mote to the sisters

3:11:55 Nature heals

3:14:25 Dilly’s epilogue

3:15:50 Caguama’s epilogue

3:17:05 Alfonse’s epilogue

3:23:30 Episode Ends

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1:05 Laura vs. Matt

3:40 Intro cinematic

5:05 EPISODE STARTS

7:25 Recap Ends (Dilly pursues the caravan)

9:40 Throwing fruit at their heads

14:45 Shooting down a branch with a bow and arrow

23:15 Arriving in Hookburrow

27:50 So gagged (tag team to escape the bindings)

31:25 Rubbing one out one last time

36:10 The Ritual

41:20 Caguama shield

43:00 Map out

44:45 Emotional support weapons

45:50 Bomber Badger tag team

50:25 Alfonse is in color guard

53:55 Alfonse frames one of the aspirants

57:30 Blood puppet Steve Carell

1:00:10 Matt jettisons the Warp Boar

1:10:10 Caguama tries to deescalate

1:15:50 Not a choice

1:19:30 Throwing Badger into a behemoth Tag Team

1:25:40 Not optional damage

1:28:00 Alfonse has to think about his whole life before he shoots a relic

1:32:05 Mixing relics would be cool, but would definitely get Caguama killed

1:32:55 Destroyed a second community (Dilly moves on)

1:34:15 The chase

1:39:00 Really getting the most out of that thunder sound effect

1:40:40 Badger is a guardian

1:45:10 The city explodes

1:49:35 BREAK STARTS

1:59:35 BREAK ENDS

2:04:10 Alfonse’s relic

2:06:50 Communing with the orb

2:12:40 Why wear wed wobes?

2:15:55 Sallowlands map

2:17:30 Caguama names The Wound

2:20:45 Everyone is headed to The Hellscar

2:25:15 Sister’s vision

2:31:20 Race to the center

2:41:20 Dark Souls Kool-Aid Man

2:42:25 Color shift (at the pit)

2:45:30 Gliders are prepped and ready

2:48:30 The city’s refugees

2:52:10 They really didn’t try to sell the lie very hard

2:53:45 Map out

2:58:25 Even more enemies

3:00:35 Mercy risks it all

3:03:50 Mercy risks it all (again)

3:13:00 RIP Bowen

3:17:45 Mercy risks it all (again, again)

3:22:20 Alphonse and Sister’s not Tag Team

3:29:00 Yet another Sister vision (and Alfonse finishes the move)

3:32:35 Alfonse and Sister’s failed Tag Team

3:35:05 110 damage

3:36:05 Mercy risks it all (again, again, again)

3:40:05 Mercy’s blaze of glory (HDYWTDT)

3:48:10 Episode Ends

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1:10 Laura’s merch corner

1:40 Intro cinematic

3:05 EPISODE STARTS

6:30 Recap Ends

7:30 Folding the glider

16:40 Dilly descends into the tunnel

23:25 Following Dilly into the tunnel

25:00 Dilly makes friends

28:30 Coming out of the tunnel

33:25 20 is so old

43:30 Putting the tip in his mouth

45:30 Cops are coming

48:25 Breaking through the chimney

50:55 Don’t save the reroll

53:15 Alfonse can also do motivational speeches

57:30 Escaping and hiding

1:05:30 Splitting up for alibis (Badger is beat up)

1:07:50 Finding Bowen

1:09:40 Trying to recruit Bowen

1:12:30 Alfonse chats up a guard

1:18:20 The Feral Call

1:21:00 Alfonse’s face

1:24:30 Alfonse’s game is strong

1:25:10 Finding a garden

1:27:55 Sister’s backstory with Mercy

1:33:40 The Sisters are silent

1:38:05 Communing to find an escape route

1:43:35 BREAK STARTS

1:53:15 BREAK ENDS

1:54:40 Checking for bugs

1:57:05 Bowen gives his answer

2:01:30 POLICE! OPEN UP!

2:02:30 Heretics? Where?

2:03:40 Map out

2:04:35 Battle begins

2:07:00 A secondary breach (Bowen joins the team)

2:09:30 Caguama wants to be a weapon (Mercy’s battlecry)

2:15:25 Smite the Heretic

2:19:20 Alfonse just leaves

2:29:10 Caguama’s first attack

2:36:15 Alfonse and Mercy Tag Team

2:42:00 Death moves (Won’t Stay Dead)

2:48:05 HDYWTDT

2:50:05 Devine Wilder

2:51:50 Dilly gets caught in the bed

2:55:25 Sister gets defenestrated

2:57:25 Badger cannot get reinforcements

3:02:05 Dilly and Sister Tag Team

3:08:10 Caguama and Mercy Tag Team

3:11:15 HDYWTDT

3:28:15 Caguama goes into their shell

3:31:55 Exiled

3:33:10 Avoid death and face the consequences

3:37:20 Abubakar is blessed (HDYWTDT)

3:38:55 Caguama is back (they doomed Oxodus)

3:40:00 The chase

3:46:20 The sunken crypt

3:49:55 Breaking through

3:51:55 Chekhov’s glider

3:55:20 Mercy saves them all

4:06:40 Episode Ends

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1:55 Laura’s merch corner

3:15 Intro cinematic

4:40 EPISODE STARTS

7:30 Recap Ends (figuring out rest)

14:50 Mercy heals himself

16:50 Sister and Mercy

20:25 Alfonse and Caguama

27:30 Caguama and Dillwyn

30:10 Do you believe in miracles?

32:30 Keeping watch for the night

35:05 Sickened die (I like this mechanic)

37:40 Seeing the sky and the city

42:50 Bowen is worried about Mercy

44:25 Preparing Mercy for the Exemplars

45:45 Through the sandstorm

49:50 The storm hits

52:40 Badger is having a bad time

58:20 Relaying the information

59:35 Pushing through with Bowen’s shield

1:01:45 You’re so big!

1:07:25 Meeting Styg’s Company

1:12:30 Giving offerings to the Company

1:16:55 They’re traders, they’re just bad at introducing themselves (Matt gets to use his cajun accent)

1:18:35 It was a shopping episode the whole time

1:25:50 You can do anything, if you just believe

1:26:40 Mr. Beaks (dad jokes)

1:29:35 Caguama’s puppet show

1:32:35 Alfonse really loves his pile of junk

1:37:30 Turning the junk into a bird

1:42:20 It was a single use item

1:44:15 Should’ve gotten the eyeglass

1:46:15 Bowen asks what they actually want

1:54:25 BREAK STARTS

2:03:00 BREAK ENDS

2:05:25 Bowen introduces the party

2:07:55 Caguama makes their request

2:12:55 Group presence roll

2:14:45 Dillwyn’s attempt

2:16:15 Alfonse’s attempt

2:17:50 Mercy’s attempt

2:20:15 Caguama’s attempt

2:22:15 Sister’s attempt

2:26:15 Into the tower

2:33:25 Map out (the scale of the city)

2:37:15 The Tower of Oxodus

2:45:15 Alfonse asks a guy about the city

2:50:55 An airship

2:53:25 Boats are supposed to be in the water, right?

2:56:40 Healing the tummy aches

3:00:45 Dilly didn’t want to be left out

3:06:25 Maybe this place is bad

3:09:10 The fate of a heretic

3:12:55 Episode Ends

 

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0:35 Leveling up and Teor’s death boon

4:30 Teor is crossed out on Whitney’s shirt

5:25 The Couturier and soul fabric

10:15 Talking to Rulius

12:55 Robbing the shop

15:35 Rulius has no soul

19:50 Killing Rulius

23:45 HDHD

24:45 Tyranny takes a finger

25:30 Critical Role Announcement Playhouse

25:50 J-Bone McAngelo

32:35 Intro cinematic

34:00 EPISODE STARTS

39:45 Recap Ends (Vaelus should’ve gone with her family)

42:10 The Second Act

46:30 Temelow is cribbing Keyleth’s aesthetic (Vaelus is Wild)

50:10 Thaisha guides the dead (and the dead guide the living)

1:00:15 A new kind of celestial (Kaedra)

1:04:55 The audience doesn’t know what’s happening (Azune and Vaelus)

1:07:50 You’re a druid, you can eat it

1:09:45 The evil priests are now signposts

1:10:55 Lash’s closing monologue

1:13:40 I can still hear the falcon’s cry

1:15:50 And the crowd goes wild

1:17:10 Olgud is so happy

1:18:05 Hal’s closing speech

1:20:15 Niveda has notes

1:23:30 Remember

1:25:25 40 temp hit points

1:26:40 Vaelus is now queen of the faeries

1:27:20 Bolaire and Figment the paint chameleon

1:32:20 Obrimus Manor (rolling for threat)

1:34:55 Occtis isn’t immediately destroyed

1:37:00 Occtis and Julien

1:42:45 Cut to Thimble

1:45:50 Hannan knocks on the front door

1:50:00 Hannan sees Thimble

1:52:20 Hannan is happy to break the Tachonis curse

1:54:50 Alex is an honest undead

1:57:40 Thimble tries to investigate

2:00:25 The Gnome Room

2:01:25 The encounter rolls go bad

2:04:05 Thimble finds the Pridesires

2:08:20 Battle begins (Obri-mess)

2:12:20 Julien’s shadow goes rogue

2:15:35 Thimble vs. General Davinos

2:18:15 HDYWTDT (The Torn Banner is not all gone)

2:20:50 Thimble has 19 strength (Thimble gets big)

2:27:45 Thimble has one (1) padawan braid

2:29:25 Matt is not a sellout

2:31:15 Primus kills Hannan and shows his true colors

2:34:15 BREAK STARTS

2:43:50 BREAK ENDS (beating a 20)

2:48:00 Wick arrives at Obrimus Manor

2:51:35 Wick starts having some bad luck

2:53:00 Primus asks “What?”

2:57:15 Primus is so much scarier when he tells the truth

2:59:25 Slit her throat

3:03:55 Tyranny sells her story

3:08:25 Badeboto

3:09:25 Team Theater

3:10:45 The Halfling fold song

3:12:05 Welcome to our fair city

3:12:55 Murray always hated the Penteveral acapella team

3:15:40 Azune talks to the Einfasens

3:26:05 Murray talks to the Einfasens

3:30:40 Vaelus drops in

3:36:00 Azune asks a question

3:39:35 The Einfasen get ready to crush the skull

3:42:15 Inevitability… nah, I’d win

3:43:35 Preparing for the Halovars

3:53:10 Magpies stay ready (Azune is everyone’s man on the inside)

3:54:15 Oscuro Milanti and Thaisha

3:56:45 A lucky deception by Azune

3:58:10 Thaisha vs. Zebani

4:01:35 May the beam guide you

4:02:45 Hal’s house (Kattigan first)

4:04:00 Misha the apple person

4:05:35 Occtis and Julien arrive

4:07:30 Bolaire arrives in Misha

4:08:45 Tyranny arrives

4:10:10 Wick arrives

4:13:05 Theater team arrives

4:18:35 Thimble carries the Pridesire bodies

4:20:40 Big Thimble arrives

4:25:25 Catching up on the night’s events

4:33:25 Thimble pulls things out of pockets

4:34:35 Mara’s story

4:45:05 Mara, where you from?

4:49:00 Investigating Julian’s shadow

4:53:40 Julien spitting on Thjazi cursed him and saved Thjazi

5:01:05 Mara and Thimble (and also everyone else)

5:08:25 Kattigan and Occtis

5:11:40 Field trip to the theater (this was supposed to be a mural in the green room)

5:15:05 The Cloak’s plans

5:17:35 This is great… but we have to do it for every race

5:19:15 Also there was a dragon

5:20:20 Bolaire is mad at Thjazi

5:27:20 The next three missions

5:30:35 Occtis and Wick compare childhoods

5:31:55 A new faerie glade

5:37:35 Thaisha wants to gather allies

5:38:35 Wick wants to stay and fight

5:44:10 Showing Bolaire the lizard

5:49:40 It was very necessary to take Kattigan’s finger (pinky ring)

5:53:10 We have to go to the Golden Orchard (Azune is so slick)

5:55:15 Meet the Professor at the Golden Orchard (everyone likes this mission)

6:02:25 Tyranny and Kattigan (the traveling glyph of shield)

6:06:25 Bolaire and Azune

6:10:05 Thjazi embraces Teor and Cyd

6:11:25 Advice on Thaisha grandma

6:12:10 Misha has been having a good time (Demodus’s flip book)

6:14:10 Vaelus and Thaisha (no more birds)

6:16:15 The new 3 tables (a table of one)

6:16:55 Hal and Thimble

6:17:55 Episode Ends

Sam’s Goblet says “Have you seen me? LOST CAT” with a picture of Teor “Responds to Kitty Boy Big, Stretches, Loves His *unclear*

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2:10 Sam gets booed

4:15 More boos for Sam’s ad

6:10 Emotional ballad

8:55 Intro cinematic

10:50 EPISODE STARTS

11:45 The Silken Squall

13:40 Play it cool

14:40 Titties out (sign language interpreters)

16:50 Merfolk attack

18:55 Tsunami

22:05 Into the wave

24:35 They took Dorian’s mom

27:10 Asstral projection

29:00 Everyone shows up

30:15 Lord of the Circlets

32:25 Keyleth doesn’t even go here

37:00 Thanks Keyleth

40:20 The Ribbit

41:50 Through the portal

44:40 Laudna inks

45:40 Mooing Sam

47:00 Rally

48:10 Boyfriend’s bond

52:15 Imogen can ride anything

54:50 Fearne’s genius idea (Chetney is an easy third)

58:00 Kentucky is canon

59:30 HYAAAH (that’s tacos)

1:02:30 Dorian gets anglerfished

1:03:55 Battle begins

1:08:10 ‘Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn’ (Sam hasn’t seen Return of the King)

1:15:50 The fear are gushers

1:18:50 Chetney wolfs out

1:20:30 HDYWTDT

1:24:00 She’s very capable

1:25:40 The marriage is official

1:29:15 Dorian is also capable

1:32:20 Parlaying

1:35:10 Lots of manacles with this party

1:36:10 Actually no, please take everyone

1:39:10 Salt in the eyes

1:41:30 BREAK STARTS

1:53:00 BREAK ENDS

1:54:35 Recap ends (Lord of the Circlets)

1:55:15 What is Dorian’s mother’s name?

1:56:50 Boatey and Ropey (this is no longer a distraction, we’re just fighting)

2:06:45 Laudna roleplaying (and Sam is trolling)

2:09:50 Cut to the parley team (Hopeless)

2:11:40 10,000 lights

2:16:20 Chatting up the guard

2:17:10 Bob Tomladil (you shall not last)

2:28:40 I remember your mom

2:23:00 A prayer

2:25:45 It will come (Little Mermaid poster)

2:27:10 And now we’re going again

2:28:30 He actually broke his foot

2:31:20 10,000 people lend Imogen their power

2:35:50 Telepathic planning

2:37:30 The Vlassic Palace

2:39:50 Schlorping into the palace

2:44:40 Mist trauma

2:46:20 The Empress

2:47:50 Cower Botton

2:49:00 Just a little scrimp

2:52:00The Silt

2:55:55 Spermtongue (The Test)

2:58:35 The Collector Leviathan

2:59:45 Boon or bane?

3:04:10 Who is the mouthy one?

3:05:00 Someone summoned a million ghosts

3:08:40 Dorian keeps getting eaten

3:13:35 Boon this time

3:22:00 Another boon

3:24:35 Chetney blood binds the empress

3:25:40 Fearne and Imogen combo crit

3:33:35 Non-empathetic roar

3:35:20 Robbie decides to betray the party

3:37:40 So the system does have some issues with PvP, and it manifests here

3:43:10 Unstoppable Chaos crit

3:47:05 HDYWTDT

3:56:40 Dorian is okay with his darkness (There’s some good in this world Mr. Storm)

3:59:40 More boons

4:00:40 We will not chant for Braius

3:04:20 Nuts to Butts combo attack

4:06:10 HDYWTDT

4:07:50 Setting up the sequel

4:12:30 Episode Ends

Sam’s monster mug says “Cower Bottom” also there’s a peach

 

Sorry for the delay. Computer issues

 

Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing

3:10 Hannan and Vaelus’s date

7:20 The immortality of the elves

9:45 An embrace (and the stone opens)

14:05 Vaelus has a choice to make

16:20 Critical Role Announcement Playhouse

17:15 Dark Horse and Dinner

22:30 Intro cinematic

21:50 EPISODE STARTS

24:05 Recap Ends

27:45 Get in the wagon you dirty guy (Tyranny and her sisters)

33:30 Messaging Tyranny

35:20 Primus and Yanessa

36:55 Hal is a liar

40:15 Wick sucks up to Primus

42:30 Wick roasts Zebani (AAAND TWIIIINS!)

44:00 Over to Bolaire

46:00 Termina and Bolaire

51:05 Bolaire is not able to convince Termina

54:05 Acting before initiative

58:45 Battle begins

1:00:10 Eye contact to establish dominance (Avoiding disintegrate)

1:03:30 Bolaire’s escape

1:06:00 Strategic unaliving

1:09:40 Tyranny convinces her sisters

1:12:55 Back to the Hallowed Round

1:15:45 Hal and Thaisha

1:18:55 Hallowed by capitalism

1:20:00 Calling to the Honored Ancestors

1:23:50 Lash has gone method (Brennan doesn’t like method acting)

1:25:50 Murray is having a great time

1:26:50 The ritual gets complicated

1:41:40 The Tintazi Wood

1:43:10 Ashley’s pitch to Brennan

1:45:40 An extremely high stakes roll

1:48:55 Sylandri was wrong

1:51:25 Azune gets a chance to help

1:53:30 Vaelus’s choice

1:56:00 A non-metaphorical dragon

1:57:30 Murray did it

1:59:00 Hannan and Vaelus

2:00:50 An anchor

2:03:05 We need to stop winging it

2:05:30 Telling Hannan about Mara

2:10:25 Druids supporting druids

2:11:10 BREAK STARTS

2:21:05 BREAK ENDS

2:24:05 The Tenebral Gooch

2:27:25 People candles

2:30:00 Everyone gets giggly before the consequences

2:31:30 The Crypt of the Forgotten

2:34:15 Searching the gloom

2:43:10 Party splitting rules

2:51:15 The three gnomes (losing the accents)

2:55:25 Travis argues they probably shouldn’t split up (everyone rolls)

2:59:05 Julien’s goes to Koral’s room

3:04:35 Julien and Koral

3:08:35 Julien dances with Koral

3:10:25 Weird shadow stuff

3:12:25 Occtis and Thimble (sending Dame Seramai into the dark)

3:15:20 Teor and Cyd (and Raimond Davinos)

3:17:25 Maps out

3:22:05 Battle begins (like a tennis club sweater)

3:24:05 Save… Teor

3:28:10 Teor levels up

3:29:30 A sassy off-the-shoulder look

3:32:00 Cool sword name (Teor gets one-shot)

3:35:55 Teor is back up… for now (This is all ultimately Alex’s fault)

3:38:55 Helpful shadow

3:45:00 Teor is in a 6 PC encounter

3:53:45 Raimond has Julien’s abilities

3:55:45 Drop it like Sam Riegal

3:59:30 Julian decides if he’s going to help Teor (so many mean choices)

4:13:45 Teor goes for broke

4:16:35 Teor’s last attack

4:21:25Julian levels up

4:23:50 HDYWTDT

4:26:35 Teor says goodbye

4:32:40 Teor sends Wick a boon

4:33:50 It’s almost like you can still hear his voice

4:39:40 Doing psychic channel to a chain

4:42:55 Out the window

4:44:40 Thimble goes into the dark

4:45:45 The Mercanaud Couturier

4:47:50 Handing over Bolaire (Sam’s flask)

4:54:30 Bolaire is back (initiative)

4:57:05 Map out

5:00:55 Kattigan and Tyranny finally understand each other

5:06:05 HDYWTDT (winning fights is easy)

5:08:25 Bolaire and Rulius

5:13:55 Bolaire levels up (back to Villa Aurora)

5:15:55 Yanessa and Primus

5:17:45 The Cloak has been doing well

5:22:55 Primus knows about the magpies

5:25:25 Commoners

5:26:50 10 million gold and a handshake

5:29:55 Petra and Ryah have both been unlucky in love

5:31:30 Wick has found himself in a new genre of fanfic

5:32:50 Sam has learned a new word

5:35:05 Wick gets the bad news

5:36:05 Episode Ends

Sam’s goblet says “More like CAUGHT-igan. Amiright, ladies?” with a picture of Wick at an open mic.

Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing

3:55 Kattigan flashback

6:05 MARIENNA

8:30 The Killer

11:15 The trail ran cold

14:55 Kattigan gets got

16:25 Critical Role Announcement Playhouse (Samfeld)

19:35 Intro cinematic

20:55 EPISODE STARTS

22:10 Recap Ends

24:35 Strengths and weaknesses (Marisa Tomei impression)

28:15 Mad at Cyd (huge mane)

31:00 Occtis and Thimble

35:10 Real time ticking clock

37:45 Getting through the servant door

43:50 Getting Thimble through the barrier

49:20 The courtyard

54:10 Naruto running to the crypt

57:25 Open

59:05 Trap cards

1:01:10 Occtis learns how the manor works

1:06:30 Grabbing the power (obviously the power goes to Thimble)

1:08:00 Occtis levels up

1:09:05 The party starts

1:10:20 The Villa Aurora

1:14:15 It’ll take more than that to sell everyone out

1:15:10 Putting on Bolaire

1:20:10 Tyranny pulls the (beautiful young) Adora

1:23:30 Wick needs help with his pen

1:25:10 Hooda hah

1:27:00 Don’t stick your Wick in crazy

1:30:40 Bolaire is not happy about this body

1:32:35 Zebani is mad

1:35:00 Lady Iris and Lioran

1:38:55 The Hallowed Round

1:40:40 Thank you, 10

1:42:20 It’s a VCR

1:43:25 Costumes with lice

1:48:30 Murray and Hala

1:49:30 Proud parent moment

1:51:30 It’s not that weird that Kattigan is gone

1:52:45 Giving the lead courage

1:54:15 Producer rolls

1:55:50 The show begins

2:00:05 Woo

2:02:35 You can’t have light at night (the fairies are here)

2:05:10 I’ll clean up my room

2:06:15 Eating pamphlets

2:08:00 Vaelus and Hannan love the play

2:10:10 Hal puts his magic into the play

2:15:10 Vokjan’s ghost

2:18:50 Are you free?

2:19:45 Vokjan and Hal both level up

2:21:50 A play so good it creates an afterlife

2:23:30 The woods are deep, but Thaisha cuts a path

2:25:20 The Stone of Nightsong begins to activate

2:28:05 BREAK STARTS

2:37:50 BREAK ENDS

2:40:35 Battle begins

2:42:00 Julien does weird shadow stuff

2:45:25 Occtis fists the underworld

2:46:25 Asking Dame Seramai to fight again

2:52:25 Panic hand

2:57:05 Fur and fury… Furry, if you will

3:02:15 Brennan’s little noises (Hell…yes)

3:04:35 Teor gets wrecked

3:07:45 True shadows

3:10:05 Brennan gets robbed

3:11:45 Why save Julien?

3:17:45 Teor and Cyd go back-to-back

3:20:55 Life transference

3:25:15 The swords break on Travis’s shores

3:27:15 Pull the lever, Teor

3:34:25 Cyd gets hit

3:38:10 Julien doesn’t know Cyd

3:41:40 Dame Seramai is a good knight

3:46:55 The shadows embrace Dame Seramai

3:55:25 The Meeting of the Sundered Houses

3:56:55 The Einfasens

3:57:55 The Cormorays

3:59:40 The Tachonis

4:00:15 Sam’s Goblet (the snake in the tree)

4:02:00 The demons brought Kattigan (true minions)

4:04:35 The meeting begins

4:06:50 Azune’s planted evidence comes back (Lady Cormoray comes back at the worst time)

4:10:25 The meeting proceeds

4:13:45 Lots of voices (Primus makes his case)

4:17:35 Otto fires back (This is a good one)

4:19:50 Just because you’re goth doesn’t mean you’re tough

4:22:20 Zone of Truth (Primus makes his real case)

4:25:50 Oh no, everyone has world domination plans

4:27:20 Two games (you cannot prove this is allegory)

4:32:00 Meeting over

4:34:25 Bolaire sends a message

4:36:35 Termina is having a great time (Termina takes the exact wrong message)

4:39:30 The sisters are fighting

4:42:15 Dealing with Kattigan

4:45:50 Primus was the murderer

4:47:10 Episode Ends

Sam’s goblet says “Putting the ass in aasimar” with a picture of a caked-up Wick (but I repeat myself).

Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing

1:15 Heavily armed wool caravans

2:30 What Murray’s portents look like

7:00 A job offer

12:15 Transferring the offer to Demodus

13:40 Gus knows the effect he has on women

16:55 Vaelus gets an offer to head home

17:50 Updating Gus on Sloak

19:00 Brennan lets Laura go through all of her notes

22:20 Critical Role Announcement Playhouse

23:15 The Matt Gala

27:10 Marisha wearing wigs

29:20 Intro cinematic

30:40 EPISODE STARTS (spy snake)

32:35 Actors talk to themselves (Kattigan knows Meisner)

35:25 Wulferic is the responsible one

37:55 Wizard flirting

41:20 You have to work every day?

42:30 Director Niveda gives a pep talk

44:55 Hal breaks the news

49:45 Cool it with the fairy doors until tomorrow (telling lies with fiction)

52:25 Fake rehearsal

53:35 Kattigan has been here the whole time

55:50 Kattigan helps with fight choreography

56:35 ‘Speak with dead’ team

1:00:05 Do we have to dig up this grave?

1:01:20 Thjazi doesn’t show

1:04:55 Thaisha double levels

1:07:25 Occtis’s grandpa

1:13:00 The woods are deep, that’s why we cut a path

1:14:25 Murray and Azune talk trust

1:15:50 Fake Bolaire

1:18:05 Demodus wants to testify

1:22:40 Demodus is done with the Penteveral

1:25:00 If I wait for there to be no danger to smile, I’ll die frowning

1:30:50 Julien got freaked out by all the demons

1:34:45 Punching Wick in the face

1:37:10 Licking up the blood

1:39:20 That was entirely called on (Nick Falcon)

1:43:05 Tyranny and Wick on if they should betray the team

1:44:55 Julien and Bolaire

1:47:05 Bolaire and Teor

1:50:40 Depetrification safety procedures

1:52:45 Meeting Cyd

1:56:35 The Pridesire poem

1:58:50 Teor kill stole Casimir

2:05:05 Just a demon hanging out

2:06:25 What Cyd knows about the Tachonis plan

2:13:10 Sam’s goblet

2:18:00 BREAK STARTS

2:28:05 BREAK ENDS (Thaisha level up)

2:30:40 Hero has been MVP

2:31:55 Cyd reunites with the old gang

2:33:00 Cat don’t crack

2:39:00 Hit him again

2:40:45 Kat out of the bag (this is where there were some issues with Twitch playback)

2:42:35 Wick is very breakable

2:45:40 Snake scouting

2:47:45 Snake murder

2:49:55 Hala is large (notch on the belt)

2:51:35 Just a snake in an apple tree, no religious significance

2:54:05 Azune tries to figure out what is going on

3:01:25 Trying to get a headcount

3:04:05 Cyd suggests rescuing Mara rescue

3:09:00 Gus’s seed

3:10:45 Wick goes off (Wick punches back)

3:13:45 Bolaire thinks weird people are important

3:15:00 Hero organizes the teams (Vaelus doesn’t know what chalk is)

3:16:30 They have to keep the teams split 3 ways because they have so many people

3:21:05 Tyranny’s back door

3:24:25 They maybe wouldn’t execute Teor

3:27:00 Hero will not tolerate these foolish nicknames

3:28:25 Team switch

3:30:50 Kattigan cracks a cold one

3:32:25 Discussing day plans

3:34:35 Vaelus has to switch teams (God Thaz)

3:37:40 Final teams

3:39:40 Discussing night plans

3:44:30 Doing night stuff (Hero burns the chalkboard)

3:46:30 Kattigan and Hal (Hal threw his wife away)

3:48:00 Theaters are not defensible

3:52:05 Modern family

3:54:50 Hal and Thaisha (enhance ability)

3:56:50 Elodie does not appreciate Hal’s creative choices

3:58:55 A long whisper and a big CR shop plug

4:00:45 Thaisha understands the power in the blades

4:01:45 Life defeats death

4:03:35 Occtis understands the reforging of the blades

4:05:40 It’s morning, crack the Celsius

4:06:55 Planning to go into Villa Aurora (bite my face)

4:09:25 Bolaire’s plan

4:11:25 Books are for nerds, let’s go back to the Villa

4:12:45 Announcing Wick’s return

4:14:05 Protection from good and evil

4:15:15 Fooling the Photarch

4:18:45 The story was too good for dice

4:20:20 Wick had such a hard time

4:21:35 The Photarch had a list, and Wick avoided all of it

4:23:10 Tyranny accidentally saved her sisters

4:26:45 A bad portent day

4:28:10 Wick levels up

4:29:10 The Stahlkeep team prep

4:30:35 The Einfasen trial

4:35:20 The final persuasion roll

4:38:15 Demodus graduates

4:41:05 Azune might get adopted by the Einfasen

4:45:00 Azune gets a new weapon (and levels up)

4:46:20 The fake performance

4:47:30 Wick would’ve loved this

4:49:30 Reset for the real play (Thimble finds fairies)

4:51:35 All my snakes hate the creed

4:52:30 Julien and Teor (Teor gets a greataxe)

4:56:00 Vaelus and Hannan

4:58:30 Kattigan was there the whole time

5:01:10 Yes, you can have a moment

5:03:05 The elves are dying

5:06:00 Who did you lose? (Back to the Mournvale)

5:07:20 Kattigan is in this too

5:09:20 Hal’s pep talk

5:14:35 Episode Ends

 

Sam’s goblet says “Falcon, Nick Falcon” with a picture of Wick with sunglasses photoshopped on.

Apologies if these are a bit off, there was a playback issue on Twitch. I'll come back and correct them if they're wildly off

Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing

2:30 The Photarch is still taking meetings

5:25 Why would you wash wigs?

6:35 Nobody cares about the death of an improv troupe

10:20 No fairy doors (House Halovar hates religious symbols)

13:05 Thaisha is back

13:55 Critical Role Announcement Playhouse

14:45 Audio description

19:30 Intro cinematic

20:50 EPISODE STARTS (packed table)

21:50 No recap

25:45 Thimble sees dead Occtis

27:00 Occtis didn’t write his paper (Wick and Tyranny’s fashion montage)

31:45 I am Teor (This is the start of a very chaotic catch-up)

43:50 Wick is a nonce and a ninny

47:15 Song of Nightstone

49:05 Sam’s goblet (Mara)

50:55 Vaelus meets Tyranny and Wick

52:20 Sharing letters (Song of Songsong)

1:00:15 Occtis gives Azune whatever, no questions asked

1:02:35 What do we do now?

1:05:40 How good was Thjazi?

1:11:05 Kattigan needs enrichment in his enclosure

1:17:55 Brennan guides them away from suspecting Thjazi

1:22:15 Kibbidinkedaz (and nat 20 on the gems)

1:25:00 WTF, Murray is level 5

1:26:10 Gems are stones

1:30:10 Tyranny stands up for Wick

1:35:00 Splitting into groups

1:38:55 Julien passes on the message to Thimble

1:39:55 Dr. Halter Top

1:40:55 Just guys being bros

1:42:40 Vaelus has what she came for (we’re recording this)

1:44:40 BREAK STARTS

1:55:10 BREAK ENDS

1:57:10 Wick has had a hard time

1:59:30 Occtis and Teor

2:02:35 Murray levels up

2:04:35 Azune and the legal team

2:07:35 Clench your balls (Azune crashes out)

2:13:55 Azune scores ice cream

2:16:40 Nobody knows Azune

2:25:10 The Photarch Team

2:30:00 Thaisha dunks on Cruelty yet again

2:33:20 Pet friendly church

2:36:25 There’s a snake in my pants

2:40:50 The Photarch cold reads Kattigan

2:43:25 Framing Teor

2:47:35 Kattigan blows it immediately

2:50:40 Thaisha rats out Enmity (please… be cool)

2:53:10 The Photarch gives notes on the play

2:56:30 Well now they can’t delay the play

3:02:30 Kattigan is hunted

3:04:35 Thaisha’s familiar goes for the basement (Hal has artistic integrity)

3:06:05 Fiend team

3:10:20 There are so many fiends here

3:12:30 Hollis was here the whole time

3:15:50 Your whole operation needs to be tightened up

3:17:15 The Knife and Pigment

3:20:40 Tsul’rekshi

3:25:10 A token of favor

3:28:30 OMG Tsul, you can’t just ask people if they were conscious in the pit (bods that rock)

3:30:00 Tyranny has a fan

3:32:50 Teor serves the light

3:34:55 A legitimate business

3:41:20 Tsul really didn’t know how the Halovars worked

3:45:50 Wick is an aasimar

3:46:50 New rules with the dot-dot-dot

3:48:00 The truth of the paint

3:54:00 Where do the Luxes get their spells

3:56:50 The Cloak

3:59:35 Wick outplayed the demon

4:05:15 Tyranny’s question

4:08:20 Tyranny is level 5

4:10:55 The beam comes inside

4:12:00 King team

4:15:40 Thimble hits it off with Gus

4:16:40 Occtis gets called out immediately (but then gets retconned)

4:22:00 Do you believe in destiny

4:23:50 Thimble laughs at ‘seed’

4:25:50 He’s so hot

4:28:10 Turns out, they make you a king when you win a revolution

4:34:35 Splitting the letter

4:35:50 A seed

4:42:00 Murray drops a big portent

4:47:15 Episode Ends

Sam’s goblet says “Fart Angel” on the bottom. Sam’s shirt is a picture of Whitney from the movie Birdemic.

Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing

1:20 The Soldiers finding a way into the city

3:10 Wick can’t stop farting

3:50 Sharing and hiding info

7:20 The Soldiers don’t know the Schemers very well

8:25 Brennan buffed it dude (Travis and Laura are solving, everyone else is vibing)

10:55 Plowshares, Hotshot, Anchors

15:05 The day that Faerie closed

17:50 Mara the falcon

21:30 Critical Role Announcement Playhouse

22:45 Cinema

26:25 Sallowlands

27:15 Travis’s merch corner

28:50 Robbie Draymond

29:50 Intro cinematic

31:10 EPISODE STARTS

33:05 Recap Ends

37:15 The Photarch sets her plan in motion

42:40 Bolaire isn’t into this performance

43:50 Quick change

48:05 Gus has some notes on security (Gus appreciates Murray)

51:35 All women are warriors

55:05 Schemer’s meeting (describing death saves in-universe is hard)

59:50 Talking about Azune’s sister

1:06:20 This is how democracy dies

1:09:05 They didn’t count on the Schemers

1:10:00 The Seekers and Kerzingblad are back

1:12:15 The second best drinker

1:12:50 Lady Davinos

1:18:00 You can’t be mad and sad at the same time

1:20:45 Altradler is back

1:21:50 Maya Davinos: She’ll Kill You

1:23:15 The first thing Julien has ever apologized for

1:25:55 Julien and Maya Davinos (one of the best scenes in CR history)

1:35:50 Probably Maya is nice one-on-one, right?

1:37:15 Thaisha and Vaelus talk about flower dolls

1:39:35 Julien never said goodbye

1:43:20 Ingrid knows which way the wind is blowing

1:45:05 Ingrid can fix him (to be fair, he is probably better than Ethrand)

1:47:20 Thaisha tells Ingrid to shoot her shot

1:49:50 Filling in the druids

1:52:30 There’s a mole in Vaelus’s abbey

1:54:15 Taking care of Dame Seramai

1:56:10 Occtis and Dr. Talter

1:59:40 Occtis is a maidenless man

2:00:15 BREAK STARTS

2:10:15 BREAK ENDS

2:12:15 Kattigan folds under absolutely zero pressure

2:13:50 Johannes was just supposed to be a skill check, but Kattigan forced a name on him

2:15:10 Allergic to apples

2:17:35 Interrupting the Lux’s speech

2:21:35 You forgot your apples!

2:22:35 The Convergence (of Soldiers and Schemers)

2:26:50 The Lana Strossa

2:29:10 The Soldiers roll up

2:30:30 Bolaire is mad at Thimble

2:32:20 Diverging genres

2:33:40 Lunch, Hell Yeah!

2:36:00 Murray has enormous… visions

2:39:05 He hates cloaks

2:40:15 The teams exchange their clues

2:42:35 Stealing kids’ lunch

2:45:45 They remember that they should be suspicious of the Halovars

2:48:50 Reading Wick and Tyranny’s minds

2:54:40 What do the Soldiers know that the Schemers don’t?

2:56:25 Finally reading the runes

3:00:00 A full interpretation of the runes

3:04:45 Travis forgets his accent

3:09:10 Back to the Seekers (Lady Ingrid and Julien)

3:15:20 Ingrid can put it down

3:18:40 Julien closes (more genre mixing)

3:21:00 More about Mara

3:30:20 Vaelus and Hannan connection

3:33:40 Thaisha opens the scroll

3:38:40 Julien plays hard to get

3:42:20 Ingrid played it cool

3:45:55 Cool fey bodyguards

3:47:45 Julien confronts his mom again

3:53:00 Ingrid’s favor

3:55:10 Fog clouds

3:57:20 Don’t forget the axe

3:59:30 Hal is getting ready for the play

4:02:50 Hal reunites with the Seekers

4:04:50 Hal sneaks away from the theater

4:07:25 Sharing info (politics will always do you)

4:11:30 Don’t open the lice wig box

4:12:45 Julien now has Matt’s hair (drunk noble costume)

4:15:50 Niveda’s inside voice

4:16:50 Back to the Soldiers and Schemers

4:21:10 SHARED UNIVERSE CONFIRMED!?!?

4:23:10 Wick is excited about a disguise

4:29:40 Bogrey seems like he kind of sucks

4:30:40 Wick never actually told people about the trapped celestial

4:33:40 Kattigan is just minding his own business

4:46:25 Azune reports to Lord Einfasen

4:49:30 Einfasen needs evidence against the Tachonis

4:44:10 Episode Ends

 

The bottom of Sam’s goblet says Grandma’s Boy

Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing

2:10 The Seekers catch up with each other

9:45 Mournvale holly

15:05 Physical letter

20:15 Critical Role Announcement Playhouse

21:20 The Devil and Marisha Ray

25:40 Travis’ Laura’s merch corner

28:35 The Weird Kids made a friend and a zine

30:10 What is this hand motion? (Talogen)

32:40 Intro cinematic

34:00 EPISODE STARTS (fomenting)

37:30 Recap Ends (Map out)

47:20 Romanovs or Caesars?

48:20 Hero passes out museum placards

51:00 Gus gets poisoned

52:35 Initiative (Schemer fights are puzzles)

55:10 Open your eyes

58:15 Anti-dog weaponry

1:00:35 Wait, are these assassins based?

1:02:35 Any questions about what is going on?

1:04:00 Once again, Brennan likes to kill dogs

1:05:15 You can go home

1:07:45 Photarch rolls a nat 1 on her death save

1:11:00 Bonus battle map unlocked

1:13:45 Unsettling words

1:17:25 This druid is still a problem

1:18:20 And now the door is locked

1:23:35 Hiring security was a good idea

1:27:55 These assassins would be pretty cool if they weren’t ruining everything

1:32:55 A portentious death save

1:37:40 This is a Wendy’s

1:39:50 A high stakes save

1:43:55 Slapping Hal’s titties

1:46:45 Schemer’s strike

1:50:55 The tricks are not over

1:53:55 Old Gorson gets crowned

2:03:00 Azune drops

2:04:05 BREAK STARTS

2:17:00 BREAK ENDS

2:21:30 Brennan references himself

2:23:20 Hal unsettlingly shatters

2:25:55 Gus gets up and has 3 attacks

2:31:40 Conjure Muppet

2:37:45 Murray saves Gus (probably)

2:40:50 Another clutch portent

2:45:25 Gus is so cool

2:47:45 Reinforcements arrive, we’re saving the king

2:55:15 An assassin takes the hit for Azune

2:57:30 Mayali Nayar

2:58:50 Last attacks on Gus

3:01:00 Musical migraine

3:05:00 Gus and Murray OTP

3:08:50 Azune saves his sister

3:12:10 Her last happy moment

3:13:25 Calm

3:16:25 The Halovars were in on it

3:23:30 A resurrection

3:24:35 Episode Ends

Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing

1:15 A prior execution

5:15 We establish why Thimble doesn’t know Thjazi’s plans

9:55 Critical Role Announcement Playhouse

11:25 Bedbreaker Quyen Tran!

16:40 Travis-Laura’s merch corner

18:55 Intro cinematic

20:15 EPISODE STARTS

26:35 Recap Ends

31:00 Betty Crocker, symbol of the Resistance

35:30 Magpies

37:45 Hal levels up

38:55 Murray levels up

44:50 Dark cloaks

48:05 Orus’s update (Crow Keepers disbanded)

55:25 Romina’s update (Primus will be in town)

1:01:05 STOP IT

1:02:35 Romina is being weird (Bolaire levels up)

1:07:55 Magical Rick Roll

1:18:35 A legislative body that can’t pass legislation? In my fantasy story?

1:22:50 Hal feels very married for a bachelor

1:25:30 The Hand and Wheel

1:28:05 Making the glyphs by waterfall (It’s a Willy Wonka ref)

1:31:05 Rohir is working late

1:36:35 The Amphorae

1:39:20 Thjazi had a falcon

1:41:35 Yep, it was blood

1:49:15 Thimble is the black market

1:52:25 Skull guy

1:53:50 Tunk Hoorman, my newest OC

1:58:20 Demodus is a fantastic roommate

2:01:05 Visages of Creation

2:03:35 Azune’s identity crisis

2:10:50 BREAK STARTS

2:23:35 BREAK ENDS (almonds)

2:24:35 Candlefeast

2:26:45 Symbols and passcodes

2:29:00 Murray’s throat full of nutz

2:30:35 Murray embezzles educational funds

2:34:10 Bolaire plans the gala

2:44:55 Elodie’s manor

2:50:00 What to do when an actor asks for money

2:52:15 No puppets

2:57:00 Any good tidings?

2:58:55 The pope is coming and wants a +8

3:05:05 Murray’s Pump-up Bagpipe Party Mix

3:07:35 Planting evidence to frame House Tachonis

3:09:05 Craft services (sold out show)

3:15:40 The Tanner’s

3:25:20 A creepy little guy (Knife and Palette)

3:37:35 The price is Wick

3:48:40 Ruining things for good (the falcon’s nests)

3:56:50 Murray’s grand theory

4:08:35 Eating paint whispers

4:20:15 Hal is mad at Thjazi

4:30:20 The day of the Gala

4:33:25 Hal’s Gala look

4:36:15 Murray’s Gala look

4:38:25 Hal forces Azune to have a Gala look

4:41:25 King Gus shows up

4:43:55 The Photarch arrives

4:51:05 The Photarch does not like the theme

4:55:10 Gus and the Photarch at the party

4:59:35 Gus and the Photarch in private

5:03:15 Assassination is happening

5:06:30 Episode Ends

Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?