u/Flashy_Sail_3319

Hello humans and fellow internet felines,
let me introduce my cat (3 years old, single, emotionally independent but willing to negotiate snacks).

He’s a master of the fine art of sleeping all afternoon like he pays rent, and at night he transforms into an Olympic-level domestic parkour athlete. Mischievous, curious, and with that look that says “it wasn’t me”… even though it definitely was.

He’s looking for a lady cat who understands his nighttime energy, respects his sacred naps, and is open to sharing adventures (and maybe some kibble).

Interested candidates, please submit your CV (Cat Treats & Vittles) in the comments. 🐱✨

📍 Currently based in Miami, Florida—sun, vibes, and occasional zoomies included