Goons quote of the day: "When you remove your booger from its nostril... colonize my nose napkin, you're supposed to put it on your forehead and run fast until it dries."
Goons quote of the day (kinda): "Y'know, everybody wants to talk about equality, but you know, there's breast enlargement, what about penis enlargement? Not pills, but just like surgery"... (to be continued, reply below)