r/goons

Every time I visit this thrift store, I run into this horrible life-size resin monkey holding a baby.

It’s been there for several years now, and I take a picture of it almost every time because usually items don't last this long in thrift stores and in find it funny that no one wants to buy it.

Honestly, I don’t understand why. It would make an amazing bedside table decoration, or maybe the perfect passenger-seat companion for your car.

For context this is a clip from the Dallas soup channel the video is hilarious Karen's who went too far ft. yumi

This is an OG pre-ordered tub I forgot I had

I didn't know they existed and they are beautiful 😍

They've created in me the need to go see them 🐒

I guarantee Blarg is poppin a stiffy looking at this

I almost just made him the default mii lmao