u/Fluffy-Bun-Hun

If you‘re talking about your social media career let‘s just make on thing clear: you suck at it. You‘re not relatable or funny or creative. Your content is always the same uninspired inauthentic bs. You have no sidegig, you don‘t work with brands except for some tiktok ads that are painfully cringe to watch. Your podcast is a joke and we all know you inflate your numbers with bots. There are 3 people in your house with a job. You‘re not one of them. Nobody cares about Alex and what you have to say. They wan‘t to see your children. You know that. Harrison knows it. And why not give people what they want? Who cares about the danger you put them in with exploiting them. As long as the cash is green you‘re good, right?

I‘m sure the store clerk appreciated the chaos and your pyjamas