To the couple who just moved to 93/Broadway
I’m so sorry that after what looked like a very long drive (judging by the impressive snack and drink collection on your moving van dashboard), the first thing that welcomed you to NYC was a guy pulling his trousers down and taking a sh*t in the street. I promise this is basically a New York rite of passage so Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the authentic local experience! Welcome to the city!