

"I prefer cats to people, for the most part. Most people aren't cute at all, and if they are cute they rapidly outgrow it."
u/Foreign-Solution8607 — 8 days ago


Personally, I'd have to go with "Dr. Benway Operates" from the "Hospital" chapter of Naked Lunch. Or maybe "The County Clerk," but that one might be too long to count as a routine, I'm not sure.