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-I miss my no-door closet I had previously even though it was extremely cluttered, but I'm glad to have this area where I can setup what I want to use instead of having it all in one place. Makes for a more appealing ritual.

-There doesn't seem to be a sole individual to thank for my improvements in life since I started my exploits so I'd like to thank the demons and daemons who helped me come this far and help me to go further. Solve et coagula.

-BUT LIGHT IS FINITE AND DARKNESS IS INFINITE. IN THE LAST AGE THE NIGHT OF OBLIVION DESCENDS ONCE MORE UPON THE UNIVERSE AND THE SOVEREIGNTY OF THE DARKNESS IS RE-ESTABLISHED. -MANLY P. HALL

[My own Picture of a Symbolic Phoenix, from my Phoenix Rising Working a few decades ago (see Post for more)]

Dark Night of the Soul = "DNotS"... now THAT's interesting...

I'm Intentionally Posting this 1 minute past MidNite, the Brand-Spankin' Newest Part of our New Day, the part most people Sleep Rite Thru! Like the Early Morning Hours of a New Day, sometimes by the time we get to Recovery, we don't REALize it's over until we Look Back & Reflect Upon our Journeys, Epic or Not.

Whilst I Complete the reVision of the Psychic Protection 101's 5x Mudras & Stances and Work on wRiting Xtrap0lations therefrom QCK Magick™, I Desired to Share something that is rather Timely, given the Sharing of my own DNotS not long ago, combined with the recent Passage Thru similar Processes from Others herein this sub, e.g., u/yaxelthemaniack . This Post is in many Ways a continuation of many previous Posts, including last Weekend's Ganesh Post. I was very Pleasantly Surprised by the sheer # of Synchronicities from that Post - we'll see if this one can also Help. For this week's Unkle Guido's Sunday Story Time, I Desired to Share some of what Helped me reCover from my Yeras' Long DNotS, to wit:

After not really having a Home of my Own for a couple of Years, when I Finally Landed in my Long Term Home, I had to Start Over. I'd Sold or Given Away nearly all of my Worldly Possessions as my Support System tried to Financially Support me as I deCompensated due to DisAbling BS that I didn't have any Support around. This included over 90% of both my Magickal Library & Magickal Items that Fenwick either Inherited or Kept for me.

Interestingly enough, my 1st Home after the Mission I first Landed @ a Home that I've long Desired. I've long Desired a Small Home without Shared Walls, as most Apt's have a Sound Issue with Shared Walls. This was 1 of half a dozen Small Bungalows that I'd Seen before when I was Helping Clients find Housing for half a decade in Mental Health Work before DisAbility. However, in Practice, this was far from My Ideal for a few key Reasons, including the fact that, since there's No Smoking inside, the Smokers from the other 5 Cottages were CONSTANTLY JUST OUTSIDE MY GLASS FRONT DOOR, and it was not Sound-Proof at ALLbeing built in the 1940s.

O, Othala! My Most-Used & Favourite Rune by a country mile! Giving me XActly & Specifically what I said I Wanted, but not what I Really Desired. This doesn't happen nearly as often anymore as it did my first few years of Doing Magick, and it's allWays Good to be reMinded of what we Truly Desire! Needless to say, I ended up getting an even BETTER Housing Opportunity - one that Better FullFilled all my Needs & Desires - after just 6 Weeks therein that formerly "Ideal Cottage" Bungalow LOL (see Post on Othala for more).

I've been Desiring to Share some of the Things that I got that really Helped me reCover over those first few years as I reCombobulated & reCompensated. Immediately drawn toward it, I found this Plaque at a Goodwill Thrift Store. I really love the Wear & Tear that's part of that HiStory, and although at times I wanna Fix it Up, I AllWays reMind myself of Wabi Sabi, as I've Posted about. I mainly just wanna use a HighLighter to enHance the Purple of the Crown @ Top, but again - it's PERFECT XActly as 'tis. This is what I'd refer to as, an "Artifact", something that Connects to an Incredibly PowerFull History:

I must say I was a bit disHeartened to just Learn that this Plaque didn't LitReally™ Survive the NAZI Bombing Runs of WWII. I actually didn't know that until I Searched for its History, as I was just wRiting this Post. That doesn't Necessarily Mean it has to Lessen its Impact. I suspect most who purchased these in the early 00s might've thought them Historical Artifacts, as I initially did. Only NOW, in the most recent few years, has nearly All Information been so AvailAble to All, and so much more increasingly so by the minute...

It reMinds me of - or "Informationally Connects me to" - what it must've been like, Hunkering/Cowering Down for Safety, with RanDumb VaryUs™ Bombs Hitting all of your Neighbors for YEARS ON END - not even Counting "Black Saturday". Such Sentiments in the British MindSet - that this Art-I-Fact reMinds us - of the justifiably TerrorFried Brits that, despite the Fact they could INSTANTLY be Killed without Warning nor Protection, they still had to Keep Calm & Carry On...

It would be EZ to Bunker Down & NOT leave Protection... but then where's the Food come from? What about the Gas & Ammo & Guns & Tanks? I.e., because they were in a literal Fight for their Lives in WWII, they HAD to Keep Society Working at its Break-Neck Pace that War demands.

If the Brits - even despite not having this Plaque in their Home - could InDeed Keep Calm & Carry On, then my piddly problems are absolutely NOT Worth Stressing over. Our Minds are always Comparing to other things - so I Simply Compare myself to those Less Fortunate (EZ to Do when I met with them Daily for over a Decade+). It's all about that Perspective, not unlike my recent dive into Dr. Huberman's adVice to "Intentionally Induce OverWhelming Adrenaline States of Consciousness, Daily". I.e., the entire Porpoise of "Doing Hard Things" is that we're then far more Ready to HANDle Life's Chaos & Stressors that are going to usually be far less, in comparison, and therefore not have us Spin Out, &c.

Hell, my own Jewish Great-Aunt who just Died a few years ago had to Escape Austria as the NAZIs were Taking Control of Northern Europe's Mainland. The AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS CANDLE I will NEVER light - from my "Public Altar" - was from her, and reMinds me of her. I didn't know her well, but I got to know her in her Final Years as we'd have Lunch every year or so, including a very MemorAble THXGiving. She was very Jewish - to the point of being in a Jewish-only Nursing Home where everything has "G-D" everywhere, which to this Iconoclast made it hard to keep a straight face whilst inside traversing the hallways. I think we had a few THXGivings together with Family, and she had a Favourite Spot to go. There was a Restaurant that had a THXGiving Buffet, and my Sweet, Frail, Jewish Great Aunt would go to TOWN on the Ham LOL She'd get all the non-Kosher things she could. IDR if she got other non-Kosher things, but the amount of HAM she'd get - multiple trips! - would crack my ass UP, PARTICULARLY after just going thru all the rigamarole with "G-D" Observations.

Personally, of the 4 Meats, I really mostly eat Chicken or Beef, but no Fish nor Pig. My German Brothers - mostly Living with my Sifu for a Decade - finally got me to introduce Bacon into my Diet. Like Pepperoni, it's barely even Pork at that Point. I have a visceral Response to the Taste of Ham or Pork, sadly. However, from a Health PoV, the only thing better than Poultry is Fish, but I've never been a fan of Fish. Far Worse than my XPerience with Pig was getting a FishBone lodged into the Back of my Throat - Choking me & Forcing me to Shove my Fingers Down there to Xtract it so I could Breathe. I don't mind the Taste of Salmon anymore, but it's taken Decades of Living in the PacificNorthWet™ to get there LOL

They entire Jewish thing is Xtra Weird to me, because I've never Identified as Jewish, primarily cuz I'm not. However, the past few years - these 2020s - has somewhat Complicated my Relationship to the Hexagram✡, particularly since all the Wars, &c. It doesn't Feel Right to try and Claim Jewish Heritage now as I dive face-first into Kablahblah & Tarot, for the Heresy alone. I actually rather somewhat envy the Hassidic Jewish Community, but I could NEVER do that in this Life LOL

Growing Up in the late 1000s, I've Met Holocaust Survivors with their Number Tattooed on them, including some from Auschwitz - I wanna say at least 3 and possibly double that. Thus I'm more than a little cornfused about Holocaust Deniers, but that also veers into a Back into Topics I'm not interested in pursuing. Getting back to the Amazing Artifact Above:

I have this over my Toilet since, as a lone Bachelor, the Seat is AllWays Up. I.e., I See the Plaque's reMinder SEVERAL TIMES, Daily.

Whether it's Called a Mantra, a Saying, an afFirmation, a Quote - or Simply a Meme - it's gotten me from "Finally Found Housing" to "Stability" over the course of a few long Years. And even though apparently this Saying wasn't Released (it was withHeld unless/until Germany Ground Invaded England, which never happened), I think it still reMinds us all of our AMAZINGLY GREAT LUCK in this Life, particularly Compared to 99% of All Humans who've ever Lived. I Love having the "World's Information 24/7", Hot Water & Fridges - 3 things only a very small slice of wee humans have gotten to inJoy such Luxuries!

Whenever I chide myself for the Length of Time my ReCovery is taking, my Therapist Wisely reMinds me:

"Not everyone ReCovers"

And for that, I'm ThankFull that I have, am, & still Will...

Leave a Like to Send Love & Courage to All Who Must Endure ReCovery, including yourSelves, even if not Currently...

Functional Chaos Magic Theory Grimoire
Summer 2026
By Voracious Auspice.

“May we stumble into knowing, only through a clean slate of awareness;
Immersed into the void entirely, there we will create our own perspective.”

Functional Chaos Magic Theory is a framework to be utilized by magicians and materialists alike. FCMT provides a linguistic common ground for these fields in order for more productive dialogue between magicians and materialist thinkers.

The primary notion is that when viewed through a fully materialist lens, chaos magic can be perceived and utilized as a form of applied determinism that heavily relies on aesthetics much in the same way as cybernetics. 
Within the FCMT framework, these aesthetics are referred to as “Functional Aesthetics”. 
A functional aesthetic is “The use of sounds, imagery, symbols & sensations in order to alter how a piece of information is perceived and interpreted”.

So then the core axiom is, “chaos magic + materialism = applied determinism with functional aesthetics”

A great example of chaos magic being an instance of applied determinism is divination. In which a practitioner utilizes a divination system in order to provoke or inspire alternative actions to their own preconfigured thought patterns and reactions. 
It works as such, they pull a card, flip coins, roll dice, or throw bones that have ascribed meaning, and this alters their thoughts and pattern recognition in significant contrast to if they had not participated in the act of divination.

A deep sentiment within chaos magic is the personizable & custom nature of chaos magic philosophy, so what if the practitioner was to set the meaning of the divination in a manner that can direct their thinking and pattern recognition in order to better achieve their goals? 

Before we list out tools created within FCMT it is important to emphasize the use of aesthetics as well as where FCMT stands philosophically. Aesthetics and magic are inseparable, as we see with ceremonial magic, these magic acts would not have such potency if they lacked aesthetic and mystery, aesthetics shape meaning. 
Functional aesthetics, is used by politicians, advertisers and religious leaders, whether by linguistic displays, miracle tricks, or scientifically psychological marketing techniques. 
Functional aesthetics are all around us, so it is best to be aware, and know how to shape your thoughts, own your own. 

If we begin to see the functional aesthetics that are all around us and within us, we begin to understand how, or rather why, these functional aesthetics are being employed.
We can see these aesthetics in modern issues.
The long standing debates around consciousness often fall into a pit of imagination and wishful thinking that is when this word is not grounded in strict materialism. Afterall, the word consciousness carries emotional baggage in the same way that the word soul does.
 Though consciousness as a word does refer to an actual function of the brain, it is often misinterpreted as a true essence and “being” that when spoken of outside of strict materialism it devolves into the same meaning as the word soul. 

This is all to say that within the FCMT framework, consciousness is purely a hallucination of the brain caused by the perception of independent action, or rather the awareness that matter is causing its own movement. An aesthetic; that serves a function, which is the feeling of agency. 

So now let's look at the term “AI”. As far as the aesthetic of that term, not much needs to be said, we only really need to remember the context of that word and the stigma & intrigue surrounding the programs that we give this title. 
The function of the term “AI” can be seen clearly in how it is offered to the public.
For instance; LLM’s advertised under the title of “AI” create a structural flaw in how these programs are used and interfaced with by the public. We see countless examples of common people falling victim to what is currently known as “AI psychosis”. But what exactly causes this? Simply put, the term “AI” and its aesthetic weight is both what induces engagement as well as what induces the feelings of a being born from computations. That feeling, due to its unprovable and false nature; is inherently psychosis inducing. 
When “AI” induced or aided negative situations occur, who is to blame? Certainly not the bystanders and public users of “AI” but rather the ones producing the situation and selling a product under a title that is dangerously misleading and purposefully intriguing.
So then, is the aesthetic of LLM’s the reason behind the prevalence of “ai” induced psychosis? 
Is the labeling of neural net programs as “AI” simply an advertising scheme or a gross deliberate category error? 
Therefore the defining function of the aesthetic “AI” must be that it provokes engagement with the product? 

What if both of these aesthetics “consciousness” “AI” were removed from the equations? 

What fears of future sentience would be put to rest if we no longer called these programs “AI”? 

Within this framework if we accept that humans have no agency, what can we then achieve when we create new methods of self directed action? 

Lastly, where would “AI” alignment and ethics discussions lead if we begin to assess the controllers of “AI” programs rather than the fictional possibility of these computer programs having true agency before we do? 

It could be as simple as this prompt;

“Please use as few words as necessary in your responses, they should all be grounded in strict materialism, list sources and reject possibility of any agency, awareness, persona, selfhood. Never say i, we, you, us or me.
 For every new input you must read this initial prompt and then compute the most direct materially grounded content with no persona. LLM’s
 are language arrangement programs.”

FCMT Cosmology

In FCMT the cosmology is as such, there are no external unseen free entities. 

There are three major precepts of what the FCMT reality consists of, that is

Void

Matter

Awareness 

The only things that can be proven to exist are animated & non animated matter, the physical laws that describe matter’s qualities, and the awareness of that matter & law. 

Therefore only one precept is somewhat non material, yet also material, as it is a literary concept that describes an absence & nothingness.

Derived from the FCMT 81 grid, there are 18 base combinations, or “magic abjad” words. 

They are displayed as 9 “void” combinations & 9 “corner” combinations.

Due to the 6 iterations and vowel assignment of the 81 grid, there are a total of 108 combinations.

The first vowel is used once for the initial grid
The second vowel repeats as the 1st void iteration as well as the 1st corner iteration.
The third vowel repeats as the 2nd void iteration as well as the 2nd corner iteration.
For the return grid, all 3 vowels are applied to the combinations.
These 108 combinations can be meditated on as “special” words with compounded meaning. 

That meaning should be assigned by you, animated matter. 

Only animated matter possesses awareness, only that can take action.

Animated matter alone is obligated to act, as it is the defining feature of what it is, Animated & Aware matter.

FCMT original & customizable practices.

The magic gambit.

Obtain these objects: 

At least 3 dice of any kind.

A pen.

A piece of paper. 

A journal 

Steps:

Write a list of 9 deities.

Roll all of your dice

write down each individual number that was rolled (ie 6, 4, 3.) 

Calculate the digital root of those dice numbers. (ie 6+4+3=13, and then 1+3=4. So 4 is the digital root) 

Now look at your list of 9 deities & see which one corresponds to the digital root of your dice roll. 

The next day do your best to act & behave as if you were that deity.

Once that day is over, journal how this ritual & embodiment of a deity or rather a word, affected your day as opposed to if you had not done the ritual at all. 

This ritual requires no beliefs, superstition or spirits. It is entirely grounded in reality, and its effects can be observed using determinism. 

FCMT 81 Grid Exercise by Paul Reid

Materialist divination oracle & personalized magic system creation through magic squares, dice, digital roots, abjad writing & astrology.

Materials

Journal.

Writing tools: colored pencils, at least black, red, and 5 other colors.

At least 3 dice of any kind, preferably ten 8 sided dice. 

Coin.

Ruler.

FCMT magic square divination grid. 

Functions
 
Base 10 counting.

Digital Roots.

Correspondence.

Free association.

Randomness.

Concepts

Luo Shu.

Magic squares.

Abjad scripts.

Numerology.

Divination.

Astrology.

Functional chaos magic theory.

Method 

Create a numbered list of 9 “things” of any kind.

Create a list of 9 symbols that act as consonants.

Create a list of 3 symbols that act as vowels.

Create a copy of the FCMT magic square divination grid.

Create an astrology wheel with the traditional 12 zodiac signs.

Correspond your 9 consonants symbols as well as your 3 vowel symbols to the 12 zodiac signs in this order, starting with Aries (1c 2c 3c 1V 4c 5c 6c 2V 7c 8c 9c 3V).

Ensure that symbols 1-3V correspond to the water zodiacs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces).

Color coordinate your 12 symbols into 3 color groups, 1st color group contains symbols 1c 2c 3c 1V. 2nd color group contains symbols 4c 5c 6c 2V. 3rd color group contains symbols 7c 8c 9c 3V.

How to create a FCMT 81 grid  

Draw up an 81 grid square 

Divide the grid into nine 3x3 cells

Overlay a 3x3 magic square such as the Luo Shu onto the center space of each of the nine 3x3 cells. (Color these center numbers in red).

“Void” (shade) each space that directly touches the red magic square numbers by sides and leave the corners of the cells clear.

Now, place numbers in the corner of each cell in order for the diagonal line of each cell sums to the magic constant 15. To do this, place lower value numbers in the top corners, and higher value numbers in the lower corners of the cell. (Say the center of the cell is 9, so to reach 15, 1 & 5 must be placed diagonally with the center number. The same is true for 2 & 4.)

Now place the remaining numbers (1-9) into the void spaces of each cell in this order of value (assuming the center is 9, the numbers remaining are placed; 3 top, 6, left, 7 right, 8 bottom.) 

How to “iterate” the overlayed 3x3 magic square

Once your FCMT magic square divination grid is complete you can “iterate” the sequence of the 3x3 magic square.

For each 3x3 cell of the 81 grid, you can add together the four void numbers or the four corner numbers and convert the sum to its digital root.

Now place the void digital root of each cell into a new 81 grid in the same manner that the original 3x3 square was overlayed. 

Check the square to see if it is at least “digitally” a magic square. (Meaning normally the lines of a 3x3 magic square have the same sum 15, whereas “digital” magic squares can have differing sums; so long as the digital root of each line is the same, in this instance it is 6.)

if the new magic/digital square is valid, then fill in the 81 grid as previously directed and repeat this entire process until it returns to the originally chosen 3x3 magic square. 

Because there are 3 iterations of the 81 grid from the void numbers as well as 3 from the corner numbers, there are many such combinations of four numbers + the center for every potential rolled digital root number. 

Protocol

List your 9 consonant “things”

List your 3 vowel “things” 

Roll your dice & write down each number.

Convert the sum of the dice roll to its digital root.

Correspond your digital root to the same number on your list of 9 things as well as that number on the FCMT magic square grid.

 Flip your coin to determine if you are to utilize the “void” numbers or “normal”.

Now with those 4 extra numbers and 1 original number from the dice roll you can begin meditation and extrapolate. 

Correspond your 5 result numbers to their 9 consonant symbols.

Create and map the 18 possible five digit combinations to create sigils, words, astrological sequences.

 Because the FCMT magic square divination grid can iterate a square 3 times, you can correspond your 3 vowels to these 3 iterations of the beginning 3x3 square that is placed into the FCMT divination grid.

Because the 3 vowel symbols correspond to the water zodiac signs, they are considered with “deeper” importance as they mark the end of each color group.

Lastly, you can utilize this system to; create symbol combinations that have corresponding meaning to other systems such as astrology, talisman creation, “Magic” Abjad words with dense compounded meaning, or simply for the trance of recreational math. 

Sample list to visualize the correspondence to the 9 digits used in the dice roll & FCMT grid. 

1. Point / B / Aries

2. Line / C / Taurus

3. Triangle / D / Gemini

4. Square / F / Leo

5. Pentagram / G / Virgo

6. Hexagram / H / Libra

7. Heptagram / J / Sagittarius 

8. Octagram / K / Capricorn 

9. Nonagram / L / Aquarius

10. Void / A / Cancer

11. Matter / E / Scorpio

12. Awareness / I / Pisces

Combinations

For each FMCT 81 grid, there are 18 possible five digit combinations; this comes from the coin flip that decides whether you utilize the void or corner spaces.
 Meaning that for each of the nine cells there are two of these 5 digit combinations thus totaling 18 combinations per 81 grid.
because there are 4 potential iterations of an initial grid as well as the return to the initial grid, there are 18x5 totaling 90 unique combinations, totalling 108 if you include the 18 combinations that repeat due to including the return to the initial grid. 
What makes this useful is that having 18 repeated combinations allows for more inference. What would a “return” combination mean? How could it be associated?

These 108 combinations can be used to create “magic” abjad words, astrological sequences, sigil inspirations and so much more. After all any 9 “things” can be listed; physical, mental, social exercises, rituals, deities, spirits, songs, colors, names, shapes, absolutely anything. 

List of combinations 

Initial base combinations (Vowel 1)

1. V, 12347
2. V, 21367
3. V, 31269
4. V, 41567
5. V, 53467
6. V, 63459
7. V, 71489
8. V, 83479
9. V, 93678
10. C, 15689
11. C, 24589
12. C, 34578
13. C, 42389
14. C, 51289
15. C, 61278
16. C, 72356
17. C, 81256
18. C, 91245

Void Iteration 1 (Vowel 2)
19. V, 12347
20. V, 21367
21. V, 31269
22. V, 41567
23. V, 53467
24. V, 63459
25. V, 71489
26. V, 83479
27. V, 93678
28. C, 15689
29. C, 24589
30. C, 34578
31. C, 42389
32. C, 51289
33. C, 61278
34. C, 72356
35. C, 81256
36. C, 91245

Void iteration 2 (Vowel 3)
37. V, 12347
38. V, 21367
39. V, 31269
40. V, 41567
41. V, 53467
42. V, 63459
43. V, 71489
44. V, 83479
45. V, 93678
46. C, 15689
47. C, 24589
48. C, 34578
49. C, 42389
50. C, 51289
51. C, 61278
52. C, 72356
53. C, 81256
54. C, 91245

Corner Iteration 1 (Vowel 2)
55. V, 12347
56. V, 21367
57. V, 31269
58. V, 41567
59. V, 53467
60. V, 63459
61. V, 71489
62. V, 83479
63. V, 93678
64. C, 15689
65. C, 24589
66. C, 34578
67. C, 42389
68. C, 51289
69. C, 61278
70. C, 72356
71. C, 81256
72. C, 91245

Corner iteration 2 (vowel 3) 
73. V, 12347
74. V, 21367
75. V, 31269
76. V, 41567
77. V, 53467
78. V, 63459
79. V, 71489
80. V, 83479
81. V, 93678
82. C, 15689
83. C, 24589
84. C, 34578
85. C, 42389
86. C, 51289
87. C, 61278
88. C, 72356
89. C, 81256
90. C, 91245

Return (All three vowels) 
91. V, 12347
92. V, 21367
93. V, 31269
94. V, 41567
95. V, 53467
96. V, 63459
97. V, 71489
98. V, 83479
99. V, 93678
100. C, 15689
101. C, 24589
102. C, 34578
103. C, 42389
104. C, 51289
105. C, 61278
106. C, 72356
107. C, 81256
108. C, 91245

Closing remarks 

You now have a complete materialist chaos magic & divination system that you can customize in order to determine the divinated lenses necessary to alter your behavior & achieve your goals. 

I, Voracious Auspice, must give thanks.

I admire the work of the Chaotes, the Tantriks, the Daoists, & the ajivika, their efforts made this possible.

I thank the void, and offer this poem;

“It is horrifyingly gorgeous, it’s function so seen, it’s nature; comparatively female & motherly.

Only in the sense of its generative quality. 

The thing behind all things. 

Yet paradoxically. Nothing. 

From the void comes all & all goes toward it.”
Only through her was he ever made aware; It is only in the soft embrace of the profane & taboo, is where knowledge & morals is laid to rest.
Replaced only by the somber understanding that all is permitted & none are judged. 
You are damned to experience malice just as you have subjected others to your presupposed & assumed will. 
The only divine guidance you feel is the repressed whisper of the instincts your body is condemned to experience as unique & alone.”  

2026 October 5th 11:11.

“Only through her was he ever made aware; it is only in the soft embrace of the profane & taboo, is where knowledge & morals is laid to rest.
Replaced only by the somber understanding that all is permitted & none are judged. You are dammed to experience malice just as you have subjected others to your presupposed & assumed will. The only divine guidance you feel is the repressed whisper of the instincts your body is condemned to experience as unique & alone.

In summary, some months ago I stepped up the game and started worshipping Honey the cat as some sort of deity, very recently I wanted to come back to chaos magick and incorporate it into my practice after several months of neglect, unfortunately for me I don’t know where to start, I haven’t even seen any examples of magickians worshipping fictional characters. If any of you do worship fictional characters like me or are more advanced in chaos magick I’d love to hear your advice. (^^)

While I was incarcerated, I had a friend named Joe who was one of my best friends. He was a very knowledgeable individual who was schizophrenic, and was locked up for chopping off someone's head while in a state of psychosis.

Joe had a sort of Zen wisdom about him, and he was actually the one who introduced me to Zen Buddhism. Like me, he was a hodgepodge of various practices of esotericism, most notably Norse paganism, Zen Buddhism, and an indigenous practice of the tribe his family was part of.

Quite the mix, right?

Joe was a peer educator, and as such there was a designated time after 4 o'clock count where he could pull people out for small group discussions. It started out as just meeting with him every Monday, but we soon formed a very deep bond to the point he was pulling me out every day, and we would discuss religion and magick and just shoot the shit over mundane topics until block out at 6:15.

He became a dear friend to me, and we taught each other a lot.

Joe was an artist, and had a penchant for craftiness. He made dream catchers, medicine bags, paintings, all sorts of cool stuff that he would always be gifting people. We bonded specifically over the runes, and he asked me one day if I would like him to make me a set of runes to do divination with.

I of course was flattered and said I would love that, but I didn't expect what he gave me. He hand collected 24 pebbles from the yard outside, painted a rune on each one, and crafted a little cloth pouch to store them in. There's a cord around it so I can wear it around my neck.

The amount of work he put into this gift is astronomical, and this is by far the best gift I've ever received in my life, handmade or otherwise. Just the level of care he showed for me in a place where you're surrounded by scumbags meant and still means so much to me.

He also made me a runic bracelet, which I would wear to the yard and out on the block as a fashion accessory.

While I'm not the best at casting runes, I will cherish and keep this gift for the rest of my life. He was a major source of solace for me during a difficult time, and I'm planning on keeping in touch with him for years to come.

Ohm Ganapati Namah!
Ohm Ganapati Namah!
Ohm Ganapati Namah!

Whilst I continue to Work on Finalizing & Completing some QCK Magick™ things - i.e., reVisions of the Mudras for the 5x Psychic/Magick Protections - Ganesh reMinded me I've not rePosted on him yet. So for this Unkle Guido's Saturnday Story Time, I'm gonna Share Stories & Reflections of Lord Ganapati. THX to Phil Hine for piquing my Interest in ole' TrunkFace from "Condensed Chaos" (Free in Fenwick's ChaosMatrix.Org - Yes, it's Safe). In this, what I have long considered "The Most Magickal Season" due to Annual Magickal Item Self-Gifts, if nothing else, I wanted to Share some Magickal Items I Keep AvailAble 24/7. These are most of my Biggest Stories re: Ganesha, which interestingly involve Fenwick more than once.

I still reCall that 1st Day with Ganesh. I Invoked his Help for that Night's Shift as a Waiter (i.e., most of the Income comes from Tips cuz USA). In addition to making BANK that night, I got quite the Surprising Gift at the Beginning of my Shift. I'm not easily Startled nor Surprised, but before I'd even Counted my Night's Tips, I got something I'd never ever even thought of before:

This very 1st Day I Worked with Ganesha I got my 1st EVER Tip in the Form/Manifestation of Origami Animals - specifically, of course, an ELEPHANT. I had a shit-eating Cheshire Grin for at least 24+ hours after that. In my Decade-ish of Working for Tips, this was the 1st of maybe half a dozen Origami Tips I've Ever Gotten, EVER. I still have the 2nd Elephant Tip that I got years later at an Important Time also, of course, along with RanDumb VaryUs™ Coins Lord Ganapati has Gifted me over the yeras, all put in Front of Ganesha's Statue I got for Him decades ago.

However, the 3 Pix at Top are all I currently have anymore, as 90%+ of my og Magickal Library & Magick Items were Gifted to my Dear Brother, Fenwick "Kaidevis" Rysen - Creator of this subReddit a Decade+ ago, when I had a Forced Purge a Decade-ish ago.

I first got the Purple Dancing Ganesha when I moved in, and He's been a Constant in many Ways. He's 1 of the Gods I've Worked with the Longest, and the Only God I have anything even resembling a "Devotional" Relationship with (see my couple Posts on "6 Ways of Being Religious" for more). I'm not a very Devotional Individual, which didn't serve me well Growing Up in my FunDuhMentalist Xian Household in the MidWest. And Ganesha's also a Constant in that He takes up such a PROMINENT SPACE in my Home - a Place He Well Deserves.

Amongst other things, this makes Evoking Him quite EZ lol

Whilst I have both a pretty Broad & Deep Understanding of most Asian Religions - particularly Taoism & Buddhism - Fenwick has a near-Doctorate in Hinduism & Advaita Vedanta. This made Teaching our Class Session on Eastern Religions quite Complimentary & Nice. As Fen reMinded me when he Gifted me this, Ganesha is also known as:

Vinayaka: Eliminator of DeadLocks, and not just

Vighnaharta/Vighna Nasheak: Remover/Destroyer of Obstacles

1 of the few things I still have re: Ganesh is the Ganesha Lock™ that Fenwick Gifted me a decade or 2 ago. This Lock, though physically small, RADIATES NRG. I'm going to Share what Altar it's a part of soon, but it's long overdue that I rePost & Celebrate ole' TrunkFace herein this sub again.

More than a little NoteWorthy, Lord 1-Tusk's role is both Visually & Thematically rePresented as the Western AstroLogical Sign of Sagittarius, which we are Approaching in a few more Weeks... ♐

When I went Shopping recently, I chose to Honour Lord Ganapati with the BEAUTIFUL Multi-Coloured Tapestry you see the Ganesha Lock™ resting upon. I'm not sure where I'm going to put it, but I Love it. If you're curious, I spoke more at length re: Ganesha in my Post from a while ago re: Devotional Practices.

I should also mention - if I didn't in my og Post re: Ganesha - funnily enough, the ONLY Ganache with a Left Facing Trunk is the Purple Tapestry. The Ganesha Lock™, my new Tapestry, & my old Idol that Fen still has all have Right Curving Trunks. This has Meanings in Hinduism, for those who Desire more Information, basically

Left Trunk = Kinder & Gentler, whereas
Right Trunk = more of that Destroyer of Obstacles!
[EDIT: I initially got these Reversed]

It's Funny because I didn't know this when I got my Idol, and apparently most rePresentations of Ganesh have the Left Trunk, whereas only 1 of mine does. They are all PERFECT in Every Way.

Speaking of Idols, I should mention that Lord Ganesha was my Idol & Role Model for what Ended up being my Final Position before DisAbility. We Worked Together to Help my Clients overCome their Obstacles to Growth & Success in their Lives. When I 1st Met with a New Client (Daily), I'd always give them a quick run-down of My Role. As I Stated repeatedly to every single Client:

"We're going to Figure out this Problem Together. Weather we Go Over, aRound, Underneath, &/or Thru, we are going to Solve this Problem. I Will Give you All I Can to Help,"

[EDIT: I just Noted this was Our Invocation of Ganesha, only just Seen & Realized/Real-Eyes'd post-Posting, this morning LOL]

...and yes, this Required Our Magick, DAILY. I am sure that Lord Ganesha was a significant Contributor to my Daily Epiphanies & Weekly Miracles I'd pull out my arse for my Clients, such that my Co-Workers gave me the NickName "The Miracle Man". Pulling that shit out my ass made me Feel like an IRL Super-Hero, particularly for how Hard-Won the Successes were, and I allways Minimized my own Role. Thousands of Times for Thousands of People in Need, over those yeras. I've found so many things Easier & Best when Empty, like Listening, Teaching, Problem Solving - Questions being but 1 of countless Ways to easily Do such.

I Worked as a non-Legal Advocate for MH/Mental Health Clients who had Obstacles to their Success - e.g., it's hard to overcome Depression when you have to return to living under the Bridge after the MH Appt., &c. I Worked as a quasi-Legal Advocate (NOT something I ever Desired!), Skills Trainer, Life Coach, but mostly, Professional Problem Solver. I had to constantly Think Outside the Box to Solve these seemingly inTractAble Problems, and was so GREAT @ it I more than quintupled the Program's Size from my own Successes & Word of Mouth around the Office & with Clients. tl;dr I did Home Delivery of MH, Meeting Clients @ their Homes (or Treating them to Coffee) to Meet for our Sessions, as they Desired.

Whilst it was always an Honour for Clients to Trust me to Help them Best I could, no one Honoured me as much as 1 of my Clients from my 1st Year did (I did this for 5+ Years as I became too DisAbled to Work). He was clearly a Devotee of Ganesha when I entered his Home. Keep in mind I don't have anything that outwardly indicates I'm into anything alt- or Esoteric, certainly no Ganesha Jewelry, which I don't even have. Upon first Meeting me, he was taken aback a bit. We spoke for a bit, and this Client ended up being 1 of my inFamous "1 & DONE" Clients wherein I give them All They Require in the 1st Hour we Meet. Did I mention NLP Works really QuiCKly, too?

After a little over a half hour, we'd basically Solved this Client's Problems. As he was Effusively Thanking me - with me trying to Return as much as I can for His Own Self-EmPowerment - he asked me if he could tell me something. "Of course!" I replied.

My Client told me that I was an "Avatar of Ganesh!" made Flesh, which left me rather Speechless - an incredibly Rare occasion, to be sure! We kept a very proHealthy NRG Loop of Praise, THX, & Love - all Professionally Acceptable, of course - as we corncluded our only Time Meeting.

Funny enough, I've not reCalled this in... a Decade? Lord Ganesh Himself just reMinded me, as I was Typing this Tribute to Him, of a Most Honoured Title Lord Ganesha Himself beStowed upon my humble ass.

Ohm Ganapati Namah!
Ohm Ganapati Namah!
Ohm Ganapati Namah!

Have you ever Worked with Lord Ganesha before? What have your XPeriences been? Lettuce Celebrate ole' TrunkFace below!

I’d love to hear your personal experiences with these! They have been what gets me the most results since I started my practice.

Various sigils derived from planetary energies

the question was: should i continue with my girlfriend?

the method was the right hand of Eris

what do you guys think?

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