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It's not "The Core"
No Woody Harrelson
No Joaquin Phoenix
Does not involve nazi death camps.
Dad is a busy guy. Don't actually see him much in the film.
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Zany Bogomil makes an appearance.
"The smart man can pickle anything, even a glove."
Nobody is ever going to believe this story. So let me put it in a semi autobiography
I hope no hints will be required.
Lets go on a walk and look at it.
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pre 2022
Not Any of the Back to the Future films
He is a musical and artistic genius.
Family, too bad you don't get to choose.
There is a freaky love interest.
Hunting for a job and hijinks ensue.
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Shows up unannounced and makes a big mess.
Guy is so solemn you can't help but ask "who died?".
The writer for this film sure has a hard on for alphabet agencies.
You would think he's the hulk the way he dismantles things.
In a show of confidence he doesn't make it very far.
That's an odd choice for hygiene regimen
I have a general malaise towards this film myself.
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Lead actress is smoking hot. Even today.
One of the funnier takes on a "familiar"
For our famous lead this was his last contractual deal with his first studio. Coincidentally it was one of his lower earners from the contract.
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Don't ask Don't tell won't work.
Think of all the free time!
Why is it so hot here?
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Our main character is responsible for some historic firsts in this movie.
Our hero runs his ops by the books.
Our hero is an unwavering commanding officer and admired by his subordinates
His reckless abandon and gambling with lives goes unnoticed while good soldiers get screwed
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The antagonist has a vendetta and will violate what's left of his moral code to defeat the protaganist.
The higher ups in this film rarely have a bad thing to say.
Cards heavily influence this film.
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when our protagonist is down his troops rally around him because of his good works.
He occasionally provides legal advice.
Guys want to be him.
Ladies want to be with him.
Too bad he's sick as a dog.
Is there anything he can't/won't do?
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The two main cast members have a large supporting cast.
There are cameos like always.
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Some would argue our hero is near invincible. His take on lighter comedy fair proved this false.
Cast of Legends around a not so legendary legend.
This movie didn't employ the hazy filter so idk if it was shot on location or a soundlot.
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The Supporting Lead Actor was a Towering Gentleman who commanded the 80's. He's the only reason the studio agreed to this film.
This movie is a vhs cult classic. So schlocky it's good.
The leading lady thinks she's Dorothy Allison
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The mass grave was super old.
Most of the cast is dead irl. Both male lead and Supporting Male died within the past two years.
For one of the more formidable characters this was his last screen appearance.
This movie was released 1985-1990
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Notoriety is a blessing and a curse our protaganist explains.
His luck run out he would sooner die than face the law.
A mysterious woman enters his life and proves her self more resourceful than most.
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Cops are not the protaganist
Made between 1990-1999
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The real boogey man is a thief in the night.
She is her and I am Him.
Some memories are meant to stay dead and buried.
Broad shouldered dad fucked around and found out.
But we're kin!
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From the 90's even though with where it is set and shot it looks at least a decade older.
This movie didn't do well with critics or the box office.
Some of the tropes are as tired as a sexworker.
God Dad can we just get this over with already?
To Clarify, The candyman *says* he's no killer
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Views so beautiful they haunt you.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger or some peyote fueled nonsense
My heart wasn't buried at wounded knee.
Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do.