Recommendations for a permanent build
I'll try to make this short without giving too many annoying and useless details. The quick of it is that we need to build a corral of sorts for our garbage bins. This is something I've been meaning to get to but haven't had the time to. The problem is now I've had a neighbor lodge a formal complaint with the city that we don't have our bins stored properly. So now, I can't just build the normal corral (something similar to this) without being a jerk about it.
My initial thought was to make it look like a crypt of some sort, but I'm starting to think the dimensions will be odd because of how big the thing needs to be to hide the garbage cans.
I've already had neighbors complain and call me a Satanist because I leave a skeleton out year round and dress him for the holidays. So I'm fed up enough to just kinda just lean into it at this point, which is why I'd like to horrify up my garbage bin corral. It's something that will absolutely irritate the neighborhood busy bodies, but it's not something they can make a formal complaint about, they're just stuck with it.
I was wondering if anyone had any good ideas for what I could do in terms of disguising this as a Halloween-esque prop to leave out permanently? I'm pretty new to the building side of Halloween, and the creative ideas part is definitely where I need the practice.