u/FoxingtonFoxman

Surgery approved. Surgeons are on board. Total proctocolectomy for UC. We will do jpouch.

But everyone is warning me I'll have 20 bowel movements a day for a year. I get it. Were building a new organ.

I can take a few months off work (university lecturer), but how do you live? This whole thing will cost our life savings. I cant just sit in my house pooping for a year. Thanks to bodybuilding I have absolute control and discipline with my diet. Loperamide on hand. Can I do better than 20 times a day for a year?

How do you all survive after this? Secretive rich benefactor?

Budget Brewers,
I have made 4 decks in a row that somehow turned into combat wincons. Jetmir? Combat. Prismari? Combat. Dinosaurs? Combat. Dragons? Started with Niv Mizzet infinites... now combat.

Whenever I play now, my pod treats me as the uber threat. One player told me specifically that I build scary looking boards and pods hyper react. To their credit, he's usually completely correct.

So I want to make something entirely different. I want either the most group huggenest deck ever made or I want the least combat discard-powered nonsense I can fathom. Undoubtedly this subreddit community has far more knowledge than myself. Moreover, when I try to research, Im always finding decks and builds that are great if Im willing to spend a thousand dollars.

If you can think of any cheap - especially non-sensical - commanders, I am gratefully accepting suggestions.

Thanks much.