I just thought of a Burger King x ULTRAKILL collab idea. It’s the dumbest yet one of the coolest ideas I’ve had and I had to share
So for the marketing campaign, it would say “Mankind is hungry. Whoppers are fuel. Burger King is full.” I was originally gonna say the drive through is full but then it sounds like they’re encouraging you to smash into the other cars in the drive through.
The meal box would be an Earthmover, it’d have the legs and the weapon arm. The whopper would have a blue bun and it’d have a blood sauce which is like a spicy pepper aioli. You also get some golden onion rings on the burger.
For some sides I came up with, there can be golden onion rings for the golden coins, you can get some railcannon sauces since that’s a popular combo with the marksman’s coins as it dishes out lots of damage.
There are Core Eject Poppers, which are these very spicy chorizo jalepeno poppers.
This next one is a bit of a joke but I couldn’t pass it down. There is a V2 shake, which is a vanilla shake with strawberry sauce and red velvet cake pieces. They top it off with some red pop rocks and slap on a label on the shake that says “RECONSTRUCT WHAT!?”
Another bit of a joke there would be a secret menu item called the “Size 2 Big Fish” not made with the actual size 2 fish.
There would be toys for kids like V1 V2 Gabriel Minos Prime, some other famous characters in Ultrakill.
Lemme know what you think, I’d love to hear any kind of feedback. This is borderline SSShitpost because of how dumb it is.