u/FrauOder

That’s the stare of an orange Buddha who’s been fed the wrong breakfast.

I almost gave in. I almost appologised. I almost got down on my knees begging for forgiveness. I almost swore to never ever ever EVER doing that againg. I almost handed over my credit card, car, horses, gold mines, my life.

But then, I didn’t: I’ve finally found something that is not a garden fence that he wouldn’t stuff his cute and most adored face with in 0.01 nanoseconds.

Where TF are my bloody earplugs…??