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And I hate all of you.

Every year we beat the living shit out of each other like it’s the AFC Championship in Week 6 and ruin the other team (and ourselves) for at least a game. This is how football should be played

That being said I hope everyone on your team gets food poisoning and shits their pants on live tv. I laugh my ass off whenever you lose to us because that’s how bad you fucking suck. And you do. All 3 of you assholes lose to our shitty ass team at least once a year now, except for Baltimore who loses to us once every 2 years. Way to waste a generational QB you old bay loving pricks. Edgar Allen Poe couldn’t write a sadder tale for your team. Another Super Bowl? Nevermore

Fuck all you guys. I’m looking forward to ruining at least 2 of your teams’ playoff hopes again this year on our way to 5 and whatever

Cheers you fuckin assholes

Weird request, but I’m looking for someone who has a box of old typeset letters from a printing press to stage a photo for an album cover. I need to have enough of them to be able to spell out the words “random press” with the rest of the letters being piled up around it randomly

I dont have a bunch of cash but can pay you $50 bucks for inconveniencing you for a half hour. Yes, I am aware this is not a ton of money in today’s economy but I’m broke too.

Also, I’m not currently a serial killer or anything so I’ve got that going for me. Any leads on who may have such a thing are also greatly appreciated

Thanks folks!!