u/Freemefromthisprison

I am looking for someone who is happy to chat through messages for a while before asking to call because it takes me a little while to warm up.

I am so sick of people not reading my posts so here goes nothing. Gonna list some things about me that may or may not be true, it is entirely up to you to decide what things are factual. If you don’t mention at least one witty thing I’ve said I will be unlikely to talk to you.

I have thirty cats
I’m big into crafting! I sew and knit and do all sorts of fun things
I am currently floating in a pool that also has live fish
I eat rocks on the daily
I’m not really into video games but I am really into watching my friends play while I chat to them and distract them!!
I have been inside of the actual world of Alice in Wonderland, met the mad hatter he’s actually relatively sane people are just mean
I have PTSD from my childhood which has complicated my life fairly significantly
I dye my hair! At the moment it’s red but that’s only very recent!
I’ve never tried cheetos before
I can grow a mean moustache and it grows in darker hair than the rest of my peach fuzz and KILLS me
I sleep with eighteen spiders every single night that each get a finger or toe to sleep on (I keep my thumbs free for texting)
I’m allergic to almost all citrus fruits and also snails (ask me how I know)
I like to grow things! I’m not very good at it though

Good luck.

Hi! I’m currently going through some shit and would love some company!
A little about me

I love animals! I have cats, ask me about them!
My star sign is Aquarius
I sit in my car in my driveway for far too long once the engine is shut off just for a moment (or several) of peace
I am 🍃 friendly
Crashed my car 3 times
Broken 0 bones
Can juggle (this one’s a lie I just think it’s funny)
I rarely game but I love to watch other people gaming!
I own more blankets than any one woman needs
& aspiring weird horse girl

We can talk about anything from day to day basic and relatively safe topics to oversharing about my PTSD or deep diving into our complicated relationships with family. I’d just love to have someone I’m comfortable talking about almost anything with. Silly memes and unserious conversations welcome too!! Friends of all shapes, sizes and descriptions welcome!

Message me and tell me a little about yourself!
I’d love to meet some new friends, I am most likely going to want to message and just chat for a few days before I’m comfortable calling but if I sound interesting then please come be my friend!

I’m looking for someone maybe even a couple persons to be closer to in life, I’m a firm believer that we as people need to have people but have found myself pretty alone so I felt the need to reach out. I would love to have people to check up on or share silly jokes/memes with or to just generally share silly little details of our lives with one another.

Here’s a little about me so you can decide whether you’d like to get to know me!

~ I’m currently not employed so I have plenty of time to give to the right person!

~ I’m a big crafter I love using my sewing machine to alter/ create clothes although I don’t do it as often as my fabric stash would lead you to believe

~ My cats are my world I have three and they are all angels, only I may be mean to the babies

~ I’m fairly open to the right person, you make me feel comfortable and I will share just about anything about myself with you

~ I am going through a few life changes at the moment so sometimes I might take a little longer to reply but I will usually get back to you within a day or so. Please don’t think you’re being ignored!

If I sound like I could be a friend feel free to send me a message 💕

Sick of boring conversations would love to have someone tell me their secrets or have deeper conversations with, argue with me on something we don’t agree on or tell me about something that really grinds your gears
Also happy to hear about fun things! Achievements your proud of, pets you adore, anything at all really. Come help me fill in my lonely hours and be my new friend!

I have a lot of time that could be spared just for you if I like you 💕 I can talk about just about anything I’m an open book feel free to ask questions about me! I’d love to learn about you and your life
I have so many hobbies and interests to tell you about
My Timezone is a little hard for some people but I’m happy to try make things work!
Message me and tell me your secrets, worries or anything else on your mind I’d be happy to listen and be your new buddy!

Been spending a lot of time alone recently and would love a few people to help curb the loneliness! I have heaps to offer including secrets of all sorts! I enjoy talking about almost anything just would love to make some new friends

I have kitties and live in LOTR country so ask me about that or literally anything else! I just wanna have a good time talking to ya!

Can’t wait to be your new best friend