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These customers are telekinetic and know my bowel movements
I work at a small location, and somehow whenever I use the bathroom a customer calls the store phone or enters the store without failure.
I started tracking it, and over the past month I’ve only been able to use it three times without being interrupted.
My only explanations are that these customers are supernatural beings or implanted a chip into my brain, intending to ruin my 5 minute bathroom break once a day. There is a broad conspiracy going on here, and I want to get to the bottom of it…
u/Frog-Grenade — 4 days ago