u/FromALackOfCheese

It erupted to the surface, creating massive waves and a load roar.

Some of the sailors panicked, some froze, some ran for weapons.

The monster spoke " I see your fear but soon you will laughing!"

The crew paused in confusion, wondering what was next.

The monster began to laugh in an evil way and said " Soon, I will be Kraken you up!"

If you are caught, you may face charges of basalt and battery.

I don't know how a can o' peas is going to help, but anything to keep her happy!

I didn't know there were war ants out for my arrest

Make it sew.