u/FrostedGalaxy

There’s this gym bro at this party I’m at and he’s staying in the same house. I slide up, he blanks me like I’m invisible. Catch him staring? Bro pulls a face like he’s mid-seizure and saw his therapist in the crowd.

Later I’m just breathing near other guys outside and he goes full arctic. Back home I literally flop on the couch next to him, tits out, vibes immaculate, try talking… TEN MINUTES OF NOTHING. Statue mode activated.
I gave up, went to bed. Morning? He’s surprised I ghosted.

TLDR: You ignored me while I was throwing it on a silver platter, made constipated rizz faces, then wondered why I dipped 💀 Next time just say “hi” instead of whatever the fuck that was

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/moreplatesmoredates/s/ywCJvF5Dil