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Everytime I ask people to spot, I tell them not touch the bar unless I'm stuck, so many times people. This guy clearly bigger and stronger than me, touch the bar on my first rep, then second, then third. Not close to failure and I'm not hip thrusting. It's only 225 on flat bench and he does more than that, honestly why, like 50% people touch bar for no reason. I'm a bit autistic and antisocial, so i don't have friends to workout with.

Sad days in camp Israetel.

I know the goon sessions this man must be going through right now are prolific.

I would bet my net worth ($63 and some half empty tren vials) that he would be behind bars if law enforcement saw his computer.

This man may just rival Larry Wheels for the biggest L of all time.

Ok, so here I am again posting an update to my story about how I lost the v-card from Reddit. I knew you degenerate fucks would like the post, but I didn’t expect this big of a reaction, so thanks to all you wonderful gay men and the one alleged woman in tinyhermoine. I have been lurking on this sub since the early sauna days, so it’s fun to be part of the degeneracy lol.

Why did I not date the first girl? She was 28 and I was 21. When we started fucking, she knew I was moving out of the college town I was living in and agreed to let me smash until I left. I definitely fucked it up with her and hurt her, which I regret, but I was getting pussy for the first time ever so I will cut myself some slack.

Here’s how it ended: I went on a family vacation right after graduating and promised I would see her as soon as I got back. That never happened because I returned, slid into another Reddit girl's DMs, and started smashing her instead. I made a decision to smash a 33-year-old BBW non-binary squirter instead of the definitely not mentally stable 28-year-old nurse (even though the nurse was way cuter).
I think I was kinda tired of her shit because, while I did like her, she would always play these weird, annoying games, like coming over and pretending she didn’t want me to crack her open and clean her out when we both knew that’s the only reason she was there lol. I can be pretty autistic, but I could be myself around her and she liked me for me. She even bought me a graduation shirt that says “autism powered fuck machine.” So yeah, I fucked that up, but we weren’t meant to be together.

On to the 33-year-old. I messaged her off Reddit after she posted a pic of her ass, and I said something gay like "you don’t have a permit for that dump truck" and we were in. She was VERY liberal, and since I call things gay and regarded all day, I had to tuck it back and spit some bullshit about how I practice radical acceptance or whatever.

She agreed to come over and pulled up looking very large and in charge with a huge blanket. I asked what it was for and she said it was her waterproof blanket, adding, “trust me, we’re going to need it.”
Needless to say, I went PYONGGG, led her to my room, and we smashed. We definitely needed that blanket. This woman squirted so fucking much that the blanket was soaking wet; I could’ve wrung out her squirt from that nasty piece of cloth. Her pussy was literally insane, like gorilla grip insane, and she had crazy head game as well. Being an oversharer, I told her I had only lost my virginity two months prior and she also couldn’t believe it and thought I was lying.

Once after we smashed, she actually told me, “you fucked me so good now I’m struggling with my gender identity because I feel so straight now,” which did make me want to die, but life goes on.
She then told me she was into kink and proceeded to show me videos of the shit she’s done, like impact play and needle play. She even showed me a video of her suspended from two huge clothespins pinned under her skin, and her back looked like a slave's from her needle play scars. I was definitely in way over my head.

I saw her for about a month or two. I would go to her house, she would feed me, get me high as shit, suck the soul out of me, we would fuck, repeat. Her room was like a BDSM dungeon and she literally had actual weights for her pussy to strengthen her vagina grip, which explained a lot. She definitely wanted to peg me too, but thankfully I walked away without that happening. She did eat my ass though, but I am super ticklish so I couldn’t stop giggling every time she licked it. She also gave good massages on a real massage table, telling me I deserved this treatment and should never settle for less. Needless to say she spoiled me.

Anyway, I stopped seeing her because I was fucking the non-binary equivalent of Jabba the Hutt but with a gigantic ass. I eventually started showing my true colors to her too, like calling things gay and regarded, but I guess the sex was good enough for her to put up with it. She also kept trying to therapize me, which pissed me off. She was a social worker who worked with kids and would tell me about them. I remember thinking, why the fuck is she smashing me if she works with kids, is she a pedophile? The answer is probably no, but kinda yes at the same time. I was allegedly the biggest age gap she had ever done.

I ended up ditching her one night to smash a chick off Tinder. She knew I was lying and got upset. The Tinder chick was hot and not fat, but the sex was mid for me. I went from the fucking throat-goat freak to just a normal pillow princess lol.

She hit me up a few months ago, and I just told her we shouldn’t be fucking each other anymore. Then she blocked me on everything lol.

So now I’m moved back into my parents' house, working some chud job and reminiscing on different times. I'm 22 now and haven’t smashed since August, but that’s probably for the best. My goal is for the next person I have sex with to NOT be from the internet like Tinder or Reddit. I am shy and bashful, but I’m going to try to be more sociable and see where life takes me.

Hopefully, I make some of you feel less regarded, and hopefully, I inspire some hope in the chuds lurking here who haven’t lost their v-card yet in their 20s. Don’t give up.

L: 5.75
G: 4.9

EDIT: i decided to test her i told her "hey we should try meth sometime" she agreed. im gonna ask when the last time she used was

i already know some feminest is gonna dig through my reddit account and find this post but

wtf do i do? do i give this girl a chance?

As the title says my sleep is fucked and i am feeling absolutely helpless so i ask you my favorite degens for help. It all started about 2+ months ago when i had about 2 weeks of 25-30h sleep/week because i simply couldnt fall asleep no matter what and i was able to fix this only by disgustingly getting outside right when i wake up (never fallen asleep to begin with) for 30min every single morning for them sun rays. The problem is that after that for whatever reason my body decided that i now have to wake up at 5 am every single morning and cant fall back asleep no matter what. I dont fancy being a david gogins esk bro so i tried to shift this by not going outside right when i wake up, but waiting for 08h - 09h and it didnt do shit and at this point i am again not even able to fall asleep. I dont take caffeine since am sensitive to it, am fully natty, i could be overreaching, but i enjoy training too much so fuck that, tried taking melatonin, l theanine.

At this point i am debating jumping off a bridge or trying paying twinks to sleep with me so maybe that works

Tldr; How the fuck do i start getting good sleep again?

Cock L, G: fills up a 5 foot 5 mans sock pretty nicely

Male 26
Weight:270
Target weight:180-190
This stuff is pretty good but I hear that muscle loss is a serious issue. Hopefully can retain some muscle. So as far as I understand as long as I consume enough protein for my ideal body weight plus exercise is should be able to not lose as much. My main problem is feeding time. I work 2nd shift 2:30pm-11pm really can’t have a decent meal during work lunch. With GLP1 I don’t really feel hunger at all anymore.
Would consuming all my protein in one meal in the morning make any sense or the absorption of protein in one meal just impossible? Only thing I can think of is eating around 100-120grams in the first meal and get the rest through a protein shake/other protein sources like eggs during lunch.

Thank you for the input.

met a girl on dating app just the talking stage few days she was really cool and well accomplished doctor. me just a part time loser that make low income barely surviving. I thought rejection was going to hit soon so I did a preemptive strive first and told her I wasn’t interested any more. now I been feeling like shit thinking what if she wanted a loser? damn

Anybody know how to clean out the pipes for intercourse my twink bf needs to learn as last time I got a choc top.

I’ll keep this as short as possible.

I’m in my late 20s and over the past few years I used testosterone for muscle building. This wasn’t a spontaneous decision — I’ve been training consistently for 15 years and I’d say I already had a very good physique before steroids.

I’ve had an extremely high sex drive my entire life. Maybe that’s normal from age 13 to 23. When I started my first testosterone cycle, my sex drive stayed the same (in my perception). But after about a year, it felt like it suddenly changed overnight. My sex drive was gone. Completely. I have / had a girlfriend, and instead of wanting sex three times a day, I suddenly didn’t want any sex at all. Not at all. “It was like going to work. I can do it if I have to, but I don’t really feel like it.” WTF? I didn’t recognize myself.

I thought it must be estrogen or prolactin, so I started experimenting, but nothing helped. After about two years without any sex drive, I decided to stop using steroids (testosterone). I was severely depressed for the next 1.5 years and also became alcohol dependent. After about a year, I started masturbating multiple times a day again, but I still had no desire for sex with my partner.

I recently did blood work and found that (thankfully) everything is back in the normal range. Testosterone is in the middle of the normal range, estrogen at the upper end. I currently masturbate 2–3 times a day, but I still have no desire for sex with my partner, and this has been going on for about 2–3 years now.

I know this is my own fault and probably sounds stupid, but does anyone have experience with this and can help me? I don’t recognize myself anymore. I feel like I’m not even close to as “horny” as I was a few years ago. I’d say I’m maybe 10–20% as horny as I was as a teenager. I’m in my late 20s — is that normal, or did I actually cause long-term damage? According to my blood work, everything should theoretically be fine.

Thanks. Seriously.

I had just smashed this girl I've known for a while and I have no interest in her, it's just a hookup thing. She tells me about this dude she's interested in and he's fucking huge ripped, whatever, not surprising.

But the thing is know this guy has hella options. She seems completely dumbfounded when I explain this to her, as if she has no understanding of how she relates in competition to other women for this guy.she isn't ugly, nice tits, shes alright to be around I guess.

I'm not saying women should lower their standards and settle for what they don't want. But where do you draw the line. Rejecting a guy who's 5'10 because because he's not 6'2 when you're 5'3 is absurd. Absolutely anyone's prerogative. But where do you draw the line.

So decent men just grind it out till they're late 20s ,30s and hope they their pool of women eventually settle for them out of pragmatism. Nature is cruel

I am looking into starting to home brew a few compounds. i have been researching the process and sterile techniques of home brewing for roughly the past year. i have a slight background in chemistry and the reason for me home brewing is simply because of safety precautions for myself. i am currently on a very moderate cycle. i am on 350mg of test e, 20mg MK-677 per day (i use it to increase my appetite as i have a hard time eating), 500iu of HCG every other day and i have been running that for about 12 weeks now. i want to add some more compounds in and run more cycles in the future. i have sources for my gear but it is a home brew operation and i dont know the sterility or any of the process, carrier oil, etc that he uses and i personally the way i am no matter what im doing especially if its something im injecting into my body i want to know exactly where its coming from and i want a consistent product. basically the question i am asking here is i have everything i could need to start home brewing besides a source for the actual compounds in powder form. if anyone could give me any recommendations or advice that would be greatly appreciated. all of this is strictly for personal use and educational and personal experimental reasons.

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I need help because if I don't figure this out quick I don't know if ima make it to Hot Boy Summer.... I recently had a pretty decent glow up in my life. I am 31 now started at 28... 6"1 and went from about 315lbs to 200 in the last 3 years. Started caring how I looked, skin care, gym life hard, diet locked in, Goggins grindset for cardio. I started for myself, but noticed the homies always complementing me about how much better I look etc. Then always coming on here and reading about how I should get used to the Bro's always being down to have your back and pick you up with a compliment. Its like guitar, you think girls would find it hot, but its mainly guys at the party who think you are cool. About 2 months ago a female coworker who is somewhat part of the gym group and my "Work Friends" girlfriend who they share a kid together with, well she started complimenting me. At first it started with dang you look like you've lost some weight and I've been seeing you at the gym good job. Pretty normal Bro shit to me. Then she started talking about how well my jawline has come in, and how chiseled it now looks. She constantly is putting herself down to use in some way say how I look good and how she wished she worked as hard. My dumbass was just giving her diet advice, what workout splits I had been doing, etc. Literally thinking nothing more than she was one of the bros who was looking to get that pre-baby body back. Was even dumb enough to think nothing of it and invited her to jump in with me during my workouts if she wanted too, me thinking like oh she might just want some extra help and Two always can lock down a machine and area better than one. Well it took a turn that I truly never would have seen coming and its got me confused AF..... I lowkey trauma dumped on her about another girl I wanted to see and she actually gave me really good advice, but in a sneaky way kept saying how she would never give mixed signals like that to me or she wouldnt treat me that way etc. But fully had me convinced to keep talking to the other girl and give it time.... Yet again somehow pretty solid Bro advice minus the subtle hints. Then again out of nowhere tonight She told me she caught me doing a set of pullups and that it was really impressive, to the point she even said she thought it was 'pretty hot' that I was getting that strong. Other coworkers of mine kept saying that she was starring at me all night even though I was trying really hard to stay the hell out of the way of her and her man. I guess I am just truly confused if she is flirting or if she is just a legit bro who is trying to fit in. She takes the gym pretty serious and the purest in me wants to believe that she loves her man and isnt no cheater, she just wants to talk and fit in with the bros. But.... But the Devil on my shoulder is telling me that if she is actually showing interest, then fuck it why not???? Only problem being is I am literally too fucking stupid to know if she is actually flirting or not. Thoughts and prayers please L:6 G:2.1

Needed some opinions from you guys out there, im 7 weeks into 450mg Test cycle and have already gained 19 pounds, started off at 160 and im going up good but wanted to add an oral to finish off the cycle and simply gain as much mass as possible

Ive researched extensively but cant seem to decide on either anavar or anadrol, any of you guys have any recommendations ? blood work is perfect right now btw