u/Ice-Poseidon-Knows

So it is almost fall, which means if you're an American you're spending every Saturday getting tanked in a parking lot as soon as the sun comes up. Now, with lifting six days per werk, what is the best schedule to minimize the gains-killing effects of alcohol. The first answer is to have it be the rest day, but I think that would harm my only true recovery day. Maybe shoulder+arms day and head straight to the tailgate afterwards hoping the pump lasts long enough until it is socially acceptable to take my shirt off? Idk seasoned bros help me out here.

Before you give my the whole "alcohol is the devil" shit Idgaf I lift to get shitfaced and shirtless.

5.5 x Fat Sharpie

Looking for some suggestions here. I like the internal management and development side of EUV, so around 100 locations is the sweet spot for me as with fewer there isn't that much to do and with a lot more it becomes overwhelming trying to manage it all myself. Anyone have their favourite countries and runs they've done that ended up around this size that they'd like to share, let me know.

I've been struggling with this at the gym lately, I've been looking like a pure brick in the mirror because my shirts just hang straight down from my armpits. I look like I have no taper, no figure definition, no lats, no nothing. How do I show off my very real taper that I do have without sizing down to a medium or doing that shit women do where they tie the bottom of their shirt into a knot. For reference, I am 6'0 170ish (victim weight yessir) so I'm not big enough yet to wear an actual compression shirt or a cutoff without looking like a fuckboy.

5.5 and about as big around as a barbell (the grip not the ends)

This one goes out to all you gymcels out there. No, I'm not talking about that shit that fat, divorced dads do where they put on some gymgirl's skin tight spandex and pretend they're about to get the call up to the Tour de France.

What you do is get like a beach cruiser and throw on a tank and hit whatever bike trail or large park you got near you. If you're an unemployed gymbro NEET you can get out there during late morning and early afternoon. You get outside, get some fresh air, can work on your tan, maybe a bit on your cardio too if you're lacking (no need to leave Zone 2 for this though).

You also get something way more important than all of these combined: MILF exposure. Late morning through the early afternoon is peak MILF activity hours. You get to parade your meat market around all these hot 35-45 year olds who are out with their dogs or taking their post-brunch walk with their friends. Husband's out on some business trip or whatever the fuck executive shit and hasn't been able to get it up since the Bush administration anyways, so they got wandering eyes. Hit the casual handlebar flex as you ride past and congrats you just delayed their menopause another 5 years.

You take in this MILF energy and go to the gym. Get a wicked pump, crush some PRs, then go home and blast some fat ropes to your own reflection. You earned it.

Almost forgot stats:

L: Perfectly average 5.5

G: IDK similar to a store brand bratwurst, maybe a bit skinnier.

For whatever reason the Age of Discovery has been my special interest for a little while now. I recently got around to watching 1492: Conquest of Paradise, and yeah sure it was shot well and visually impressive but the actual voyage only received like 15 minutes of screen time in a 2.5 hour long epic, kind of a let down. Anyone have some good media recommendations that can scratch this itch for me? (I'd prefer earlier in time period and more historical focused ones compared to say re-watching the Pirates of the Caribbean series)