u/VexImmortalis

Broskis, I don't know jackshit about this stuff but I'm looking to compete in hardcore untested grappling competitions in about 12 months time. Only the most homoerotic of the most homoerotic stuff of course. Anyway I need to increase explosive power for takedowns but also muscular endurance for when I need to methodically apply top pressure (oh, behave).

What's the play? What compounds? I'm currently on 125mg a week TRT that puts me just above supraphysiological. I'm only had experience with LGD-3303 and S-23 which I found to be very potent. Keep in mind I'm trying to stay just under 200lbs but failing that not over 225lbs for weight class manipulation.

Length: higher side of average

Girth: probably just average

Balls: lol, what are those?

Overall beautifully formed cock.

There's this ICU nurse where I work. He's shorter than me but far wider, the guy is an absolute BRICK! Everytime I see him I'm so damn close to asking him if he works out, what his stack is, where I might score some UGL etc. but I've never been to a gym and I really don't know if that's a thing people are ok to do especially with strangers in the work place.

I've a much leaner, athletic, wrestlers build so other than my neck and arms it's hard to see I even train. I've thought about flashing my cheeks or lifting my scrubs up to show my official MPMD shirt (it says "Oral?") to show I'm on the level and can be trusted with his sources.

I REALLY want to say someyhing, what's the play fellas??

L: Higher end of average

G: Probably the same

Balls: Atrophied to fuck but IDC

See title. Needed ASAP. Thanks

Ok so I'm going to my first BJJ competition in 2 months and I haven't been able to find a solid answer to this. I've tried asking around my school, asking my professor even emailing the competition but so far no one has been able to give me an objective answer.

How greasy am I allowed to be in a no gi competition? I really suck at BJJ so I'm trying to stack every advantage I can get. For example I've stopped showering and washing my clothes, started to eat garlic, drink the juice from tuna cans, that kind of thing. I've also got some surströmming coming in the mail that I'm going to spill on my rashguard on the day of competition. So far, very legal. Encouraged even.

However, I'm told in no uncertain terms that I'm NOT ALLOWED to smear Crisco, butter or any other greasy oil on my exposed flesh which really sucks cause how am I supposed to defend against an americana if they can grab my wrists? Makes no sense, completely unrealistic but those are the rules so I have to abide. I believe I have come up with an ingenious workaround by maximizing how much grease my face produces and then smearing those facial oils on my wrists etc. just before my matches. Obviously the facial grease will help protect against RNC which is a very high percentage submission as well so it's really a win-win situation.

Has anyone tried a similar tactic before and if so how did it work out? Is there some kind of test the judges will use to say "Your face has too much slime" and if so where is the limit? Thanks!

Everytime I garb up in PPE to enter the OR or the IV room I feel a compulsion to let rip... and I'm not alone. It's time we addressed the flatulent elephant in the room. Fellow pharmacy tooters, I need your feedback:

How much is too much? I'm told that tearing ass does not compromise sterility of the environment. My latest media fill test, while incredibly awkward, did not show any breech in my sterile field regardless of the ante-room thunderclap I produced. I'm not 100% sure I would have passed the media fill test had I gone all the way down to brown town and the older I get the less I trust the gust.

I need options and solutions please!

Trying to prove something here so please be serious in your replies.

I've gone from easily double digits down to being able to count on one hand the number of dumps I take a week. If possible can you please provide your dose, length of time on dose, frequency of bowel movements color and consistency and weight of the turd itself both before and after you started reta. My own stats, for example:

BEFORE:

12 -17 times a week, approx 1. 98 lbs per shit. Playdough consistency, umber in color.

AFTER:

6mg of reta a week for about 2 weeks, 6 weeks total cycle so far. 4 times a week, approx 0.76 lbs per deuce. Soft-serve ice cream consistency, sepia to russet in color.

Hopefully I can get enough replies to make a chart, thanks everyone!