So, I'm pretty new to all this exercise business and I'm trying to judge the value of the advice I'm finding online. Is this really a thing that's possible or?
Then I can make a 6 7 joke for a whole year.
Decided I'm going to become a professional QB next year before I get too old (currently 41, never played football but I'm not in bad shape. I walk about 7k steps a day) but having trouble deciding which team I'm going to start for. Right now Rams are my strongest choice and I feel that I could easily win the Superbowl as a QB with them but my wife is a Steelers fan and Pittsburgh is closer to my house so IDK. I suppose I could even play for both teams if they are playing different days or times as long as the commute isn't too long.
Any thoughts please?
No early 90s European rave, no Spice Girls, no Vengaboys, not even Creed. Nothing but me and the savage grunts of a middle aged fat man doing 7lb hammer curls to mild annoyance reverberating off the basement walls while my wife and kids stiffled their laughter upstairs. AMA.
L, G, Balls; Gotta ask cause it's an AMA.
Broskis, I don't know jackshit about this stuff but I'm looking to compete in hardcore untested grappling competitions in about 12 months time. Only the most homoerotic of the most homoerotic stuff of course. Anyway I need to increase explosive power for takedowns but also muscular endurance for when I need to methodically apply top pressure (oh, behave).
What's the play? What compounds? I'm currently on 125mg a week TRT that puts me just above supraphysiological. I'm only had experience with LGD-3303 and S-23 which I found to be very potent. Keep in mind I'm trying to stay just under 200lbs but failing that not over 225lbs for weight class manipulation.
Length: higher side of average
Girth: probably just average
Balls: lol, what are those?
Overall beautifully formed cock.
There's this ICU nurse where I work. He's shorter than me but far wider, the guy is an absolute BRICK! Everytime I see him I'm so damn close to asking him if he works out, what his stack is, where I might score some UGL etc. but I've never been to a gym and I really don't know if that's a thing people are ok to do especially with strangers in the work place.
I've a much leaner, athletic, wrestlers build so other than my neck and arms it's hard to see I even train. I've thought about flashing my cheeks or lifting my scrubs up to show my official MPMD shirt (it says "Oral?") to show I'm on the level and can be trusted with his sources.
I REALLY want to say someyhing, what's the play fellas??
L: Higher end of average
G: Probably the same
Balls: Atrophied to fuck but IDC
Like me, this two-person umbrella hides a shocking-secret. Zeus ain't gonna be the only one bringing the lightning during the next rainstorm.
Ok so I'm going to my first BJJ competition in 2 months and I haven't been able to find a solid answer to this. I've tried asking around my school, asking my professor even emailing the competition but so far no one has been able to give me an objective answer.
How greasy am I allowed to be in a no gi competition? I really suck at BJJ so I'm trying to stack every advantage I can get. For example I've stopped showering and washing my clothes, started to eat garlic, drink the juice from tuna cans, that kind of thing. I've also got some surströmming coming in the mail that I'm going to spill on my rashguard on the day of competition. So far, very legal. Encouraged even.
However, I'm told in no uncertain terms that I'm NOT ALLOWED to smear Crisco, butter or any other greasy oil on my exposed flesh which really sucks cause how am I supposed to defend against an americana if they can grab my wrists? Makes no sense, completely unrealistic but those are the rules so I have to abide. I believe I have come up with an ingenious workaround by maximizing how much grease my face produces and then smearing those facial oils on my wrists etc. just before my matches. Obviously the facial grease will help protect against RNC which is a very high percentage submission as well so it's really a win-win situation.
Has anyone tried a similar tactic before and if so how did it work out? Is there some kind of test the judges will use to say "Your face has too much slime" and if so where is the limit? Thanks!