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You must choose whether or not you believe in free will (the ability to choose).
reddit.comu/QuantumDreamer41 — 13 hours ago
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You cannot breathe at the same time as you try to pee or poo.
reddit.comu/TheNutellaOreo — 14 hours ago
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Poorer people benefit by stealing from each other; the rich benefit by being friendly and making connections. It's friendlier up the ladder.
reddit.comu/Whiispard — 14 hours ago
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If most of us ever got a biopic, our biggest concern probably wouldn’t be the portrayal, it would be whether the actor cast as us is attractive.
reddit.comu/Vast-Intention — 1 day ago
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What would we get if we condensed our farts?
reddit.comu/WindowAfraid5927 — 20 hours ago
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There are probably a lot more baths with add in showers then there are dedicated showers.
reddit.comu/MrJeIIoMan — 19 hours ago
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I wonder if there is good money in writing (good) fanfiction and then publishing once the characters enter the public domain?
reddit.comu/Gamma_The_Guardian — 1 day ago
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Despite being almost 50 years old, I bet no one actually knows what the actual lyrics are to We are the World.
reddit.comu/SantaCruznonsurfer — 1 day ago
As inflation increases, the "cent" sign will eventually become obsolete.
reddit.comu/DumplingsOrElse — 2 days ago
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If our fingers had taste buds, everyone would use a bidet.
reddit.comu/NeverBob — 1 day ago
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The next generation won’t know dollar stores where everything actually costs a dollar.
reddit.comu/ResponsibilityOld164 — 2 days ago
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If I had a time machine, I would go to the year in which a time capsule was to be opened, get some things unique to that year, and go back to when that time capsule was about to be buried and put those things in. Then, back to the time it's opened and watch the hilarity and confusion. Time trolling.
reddit.comu/brainzilla420 — 2 days ago
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Why doesn't the ocean suck you dry through osmosis?
reddit.comu/titpetric — 1 day ago
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I've learned about a lot of random stock tickers because of typos I make when I Google things.
reddit.comu/stillyoinkgasp — 2 days ago
Dinosaurs had all of the necessary materials to go to the moon.
reddit.comu/Intelligent-Bottle22 — 3 days ago
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What if the reason Squidward is bad at the clarinet is because he has tentacles instead of hands?
reddit.comu/TheMasterindisguise — 3 days ago
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It’s not humbling to think that magnificent skyscrapers will be here long after you’re gone. What is humbling is that the plastic dogshit bin etched with ‘sk8 life 4eva’ will also long outlast you.
reddit.comu/Original-Loquat3788 — 2 days ago
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You have around ten minutes before you feel the effects of a meteor impact if you're standing at the opposite end of Earth.
reddit.comu/ihatethesidebar — 3 days ago