r/Showerthoughts

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A septic tank is one big bacterial battle for species supremacy. You can tell who is winning by the smell.

u/Conscious-Ball8373 — 11 days ago

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Anatomically speaking, horses legs are essentially long fingers which is why their hooves are made of keratin, just like fingernails.

u/MisterPuffyNipples — 9 days ago

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What if humans purpose in the plane of existence, is that we are building a super conscious that transcends our own? Much like the living organisms within us built ours.

u/ChasingGoats07 — 12 days ago

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A nasal voice is when all the air passes through the mouth.

u/LennyLennsen — 10 days ago

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People will complain when movies are longer than 2 hours, but binge watch episodes of tv shows 5 hours straight.

u/catscanmeow — 12 days ago

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There are probably only two times in your life where the number of teeth in your mouth matches your age.

u/MickeyMoose555 — 12 days ago

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If Godzilla would attack a city that is not (near) yours, your life would not change one bit. Just memes and news updates.

u/PinocchiosWoodBalls — 9 days ago

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We all hate the the fact that cockroaches are so good at hiding, but would you really prefer them to be brazen and walk around your house like they own the place?

u/Mr-Klaus — 13 days ago

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Carl Sagan poetically and beautifully stated that "We're made of starstuff". But in much closer proximity to us in the chain of things that we're made from is poop.

u/God_Hand_9764 — 13 days ago

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If you're wealthy enough, the lottery just becomes a low yield investment opportunity.

u/DyonisXX — 10 days ago

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Because of time dialation, your blood cells age the slowest out of any other cell.

u/SSR2806 — 11 days ago

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Being the one-eyed man in the land of the blind wouldn't matter much if you were completely deaf.

u/danielsoft1 — 12 days ago