

I bet he couldn’t do a cartwheel
He’s got too much of a bubble gut and SlimJim legs to pull it off
“Dear slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’”
Stop being racist Dale
Whatchu gon dooooo
Whatchu gon dooooooo
Wingsofredemption was able to retire and LTG can’t.
They’re about the same age, one of them is lazy as fuck and made no bag off of extra curricular activities and has to continue to swim around in the same dirty fish bowl for eternity, one was actually able to afford to call it quits and performed beyond his maximum potential and made a bunch of money off of it. Wings got into a boxing ring and performed and got paid and did other performances likely for a good amount of money (enough to be able to retire) Duu just has the same formula and the same style that he just regurgitates over and over again (EVERY NIGHT) He doesn’t get to travel to Europe to perform for anyone, he’s mildly infamous amongst fighting game players, I don’t see an end goal and I guess he’ll just wait until AI gets advanced enough to just stream for him and react how he’d react and never age so he can eat his peanut butter tortillas in peace. One is lazy, one is lazier.
What his “failure” clock’s stipulations are:
He specifically noted nearly 6 years ago that “if I am still streaming in 6 years I’m a failure” MEANING:
-His subs have to be up to 50k
- He has to be rich enough to quit
- He has to move onto different content
Now if he had a creative bone in his body he could do something different instead of streaming if the money isn’t pouring in the way he thought it would, OR his so-called supporters could do the work for him and just drop millions of dollars on his head.
Either way, he could just no-sell it and keep streaming for all eternity.
He’s a bad dancer too
Yeah that’s right Mountain Dew Lawn, you got no rhythm and no skeelz
Dalauan Sparrow is a stage name. Its official.
Despite him never being in a movie, despite him not even trying anymore when it comes to film and despite reality having his supporters jumping up and down with candy bars melting in their fists, for “Mr. Wilson” to actually appear publicly as an actual human being who actually is indeed an absentee father, has proven the point. His supporters are calling him “Dale” and all of the infighting is spiraling into rolling around in the mud; stuff is getting heated.
Somebody explain all of the court stuff without meat riding anyone.
He successfully blamed his baby momma for the type harassment that’s been going on since Joon the King, what else is he even going for? What are the details?
He should just slide into a gambling addiction at this point.
He’s no stranger to fake promos and since he just wants to slip further and further into degeneracy and spew as much toxic rhetoric as he can, might as well actually try to fight off the debt by gambling
Unsportsmanlike conduct, 5 ROG penalty, piss jugs confiscated.
youtu.beSomeone should do a short film before he does
His AI slop fest should be running its course soon and will likely be widely accepted as lazy cope. But what if someone took it a step further and at least even made a movie?
The teeth sucking and lip smacking are an immediate cringe causing sensation as it is so disgustingly guttural to hear, it’s worse when he starts eating because he not only eats like a dog (chomp chomp swallow) but talks with his mouth full. If you’re so rich and successful then get some braces so at least when you’re getting clapped at fighters or complaining about something the sloshing is at a minimum.
He needed racist AI slop in order to ever be on film because he doesn’t even have friends that could all come together with a script and do a film with him for free even. He’s not even clever enough to write a script either, all he can do is plug insults into AI and throw in multi-syllable words to sound smart. It makes me question if he could even read a script if someone handed him one.