u/FrostyMittenJob

▲ 197 r/SuperJerk

The Seasse "Void" update just dropped. How angry are we about this? Please tell me what my opinion is.

Hey fellow unfiltered divers. I just saw the news that the Gateway is open and we’re going into the "Void" to retake Seasse.

Before I actually boot up the game, or god forbid, play the new missions, I urgently need to know what our consensus is so I don't accidentally have the wrong opinion. Are we currently boycotting Barrowshed over this?

I need some guidance on the talking points:

  • The Void: Are we complaining that there are no stars in the sky and Narrowhead is deliberately artificially nerfing our visibility because they hate fun?
  • The New Enemies: Have we decided that the Illuminate "Wretch" and "Crusher" are completely unfair and broken? I need to know if I should be calling their spawn rates "active genocide against the playerbase."
  • Randomized Objectives: I saw the patch notes mentioned multiple randomized primary objectives. Are we spinning this as "lazy developer slop" or "anti-player game design"?

I really don't want to make the mistake of dropping into the Source Planet and accidentally enjoying the new mutated flora if we’ve already collectively agreed that this update is a slap in the face to real veterans.

Please let me know exactly how much I should be seething so I can start copy-pasting our arguments into the main sub. Also, are we still demanding refunds for a $40 game we bought two years ago? Let me know, thanks.

reddit.com
u/FrostyMittenJob — 2 days ago

UNBELIEVABLE. Narrowhead passed on the Drookian Fen-Guard for... Cadians??? Pure normie glazer bait.

I am so fucking done. I waited MONTHS for this Warhammerbond, pre-raged every single day on Unfiltered, and what does Barrowshed deliver?

CADIAN. SLOP.

The absolute most generic, corporate-approved, normie-glazer Imperial Guard regiment in existence. Is this a joke to you, Evilhead?

We could have had the 4th Armored Mud-Crawlers of Sector 9G (who literally appeared on page 247 of the 1998 3rd Edition Codex Appendix B, for those of us who actually read real lore). We could have had the Scintillian Fusiliers or the Ventrillian Nobles or literally ANY obscure Glup Shitto faction that true fans care about. But NO. Sparrowlead decides to pander to casuals who think green helmets and fatigue pants are peak design.

Where is my lore-accurate Trench-Slogger Flamer Armor with +50% gas buildup and -90% movement speed? Where is my obscure Mars-Pattern Las-carbine variant that shoots twice and then explodes in your hand (which is LORE ACCURATE by the way)?

This is an active genocide to the concept of Warhammer lore. I am changing my Steam review to negative as we speak. Barrowshed has officially murdered my childhood for the third time this week.

I will still buy the warbond immediately (my wife's boyfriend gave me his credit card for Super Credits), but trust me I will be SEETHING every second I am forced to play the game.

reddit.com
u/FrostyMittenJob — 21 days ago

Did I miss it or did they never give a final price in this video?

Or put it in a case?
Using the parts list in the description the total is $1,397 USD

u/FrostyMittenJob — 2 months ago