r/SuperJerk

Arrowhead is refusing to fix their game and is breaking promises we made up in our heads. And dont get me started about people who defend devs decisions by playing and buying the game.

People from the outside call our community "toxic cesspool", but they dont realise this is just communities sentiment after Arrowhead failed to fulfill promises they never made.

Instead of moving on to the other video games, we must continue to show our bad sentiment by being obnoxious to everyone that disagrees with our specific vision of a game. We must call out all glazers who play the game and further make this game even more shitier than before. And we must review bomb this game if Arrowhead fails to implement bugfix in day one after its introduced.

Maybe one day if Arrowhead implements every single bugfix, adds every single requested feature, and finally give us the overwhelming power fantasy that was never advertised but we believe it should be because we fell for ingame propaganda... MAYBE they will get our good will. But otherwise we will continue our way of life.

Dont forget to refresh your reviews, we must not allow glazers to surpass us in steam reviews!

They just announced a fix to """some""" of the bugs with upscaling today. Why did WheelbarrowHead not fix every bug in the game??? We waited 6 days for this steaming pile of shit??? Must be woke Swedish holidays back at it again.

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Go ahead, downdoot and block me if you think COLDfixing the game is a good thing by the way. It's clear ArrowBread only did this because people complained. They didn't have good intentions when they made their game playable, so if you buy into their slop then you should feel bad too.

We can't allow the community to be happy nor excited! We know exactly how the community should feel and what they should think - anything else is unacceptable. As soon as all the announcements come out, scrutinize everything as much as possible, and most importantly - talk about everything that ISNT in there. New warbond? Talk about all the stuff the community wanted that ISNT in it. New fixes? Talk about everything that HASNT been fixed. New content? Talk about how it's not what we've asked for. Do NOT let ANYTHING positive be said anywhere on reddit without someone absolutely dampening the excitement. Keep the pressure up, remember - if you love a game, you must absolutely destroy any and all hype, joy, and excitement about it about any content/fixed as soon as it's announced. Do not wait to actually test the stuff yourself!! That's a waste of the time! Misery is the priority!!

You always say that Dough lies, and that the data doesn't agree with him, but have you considered his claims from vibes are stronger, because he has the charisma of truth?

I know it may look like the Autocannon AoE has never been changed, or that ragdolling wasn't actually increased to promote python commandos, but dough can see how Barrowfred morphs reality to hide their grunt fantasy.

Much to consider. Very troubling.

Sincerely, a very smart diver.

As a dedicated OhDough watcher (he is never wrong, Arrowhead is evil) I welcomed my son into the world recently, the latest masterpiece from OhDough playing of course.

We brought him home in my odough themed minivan, walked in the house past all my dough merch, and set him down in the new crib with his "I hate arrowhead" onesie.

The issue arises when I show him various images. He doesn't start crying (just like me) or show immense rage at the sight of the arrowhead logo or Helldivers, and he doesn't throw up a salute immediately when I play an odoh video. He even laughs when i show him odo's channel icon. I think my son might be an arrowhead glazer just like all the rest.

I was thinking setting him up for adoption, any other suggestions? I won't have a glazer in my house

My wife has already threatened divorce (I'm sure it's because she's secretly a glazer too).

Here's a list of what has been tried:

-Multiple reviewbombs

-Calls to refresh reviews even though it's against steam TOS

-Targeting individual devs, digging up their past statements from 10+ years ago

-Spreading toxicity, lies, conspiracies, paranoia in the online community

-Amassing entire subreddits with thousands of bigots, problematic psychos that go after glazers

-Targeting individual community members repeatedly

-Dedicating multiple entire youtube channels to negative reporting of the game for two whole years straight

-Calling for the game to be sold to a different studio and advocating for mass firings at Arrowhead

And the coyote STILL doesn't do 200 damage per shot and STILL doesn't have heavy pen!! I'm starting to lose hope for this game. Unless the coyote gets buffed insanely, nothing will make up for the devs evil lies perpetrated against us. I'm really out of ideas guys.

They NEED to make the war strider fully light pen and also only spawn once per mission. Just more proof that Feralfriend doesn’t listen to the player base and kills dogs too btw they kill dogs also in case you didn’t know

It's literally that easy. Why is it taking them till the END OF THE FUCKING YEAR to fix such a simple issue?

Sparrowdead negative reviews will continue until the game improves. Everything done over the past 2 and a half years has been the bare minimum. Nixxes isnt useless and incompetent and already fix the game, also they dont shoot dogs or coyotes