Is this the Helldivers life? Is this just grunt fantasy?
Caught in Arrowhead’s game, no escape from pre-nerfed weaponry
Open the patch notes, look at the stats and see
I’m just a poor Helldiver, my favorite weapon needs more sympathy
Because my gun’s stats are easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the stats go, the nerfs really matter to me
Arrowhead just killed a gun
Put a gun against a Terminid’s head, light pen didn’t kill it dead
Arrowhead, I thought this game was supposed to be fun
But now you’ve gone and thrown it all away
Arrowhead, I want to see you cry
Because if my gun’s stats aren’t back this time tomorrow
I’ll carry on, carry on as if this game doesn’t matter
Too late, this game isn’t fun
Sends bad vibes down my spine, this game’s player base is going down all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you glazers behind and make you face the truth
Arrowhead, anyway this game goes
I don’t want to play this game
I sometimes wished I never bought this game at all