Cheater got what he deserved 🫶🏻
This comes from my amazing wonderful mother
Context: My mother had Endometriosis and Poly Cystic Ovarian Syndrome before her total hysterectomy and was told at a young age that she couldn't get pregnant with the 5 times before me unfortunately being miscarriages with the doctor saying to never try again (fellow rainbow babies, wya?)
Now, the tea, the drama, the reason you're reading~
The backstory: My mother's ex, who we'll call K, was a police officer, and was also just a huge P.O.S. to my mom in general. Now, he also just so happens to be of Korean descent (this does tie in, I promise). My mom explained to K that she can't have kids for the above reasons, much to K's shagrin since he really wanted kids. Around this time, he just so happen to be training a new officer, who we'll call Side Piece (SP for short). Long story short, my mother found out that K was seeing SP. She wasn't happy.
The revenge: My mother had her Best Friend (Bestie for short) over at her apartment. My mom was packing up K's stuff in a suitcase with a hard plastic shell (keep this detail in mind).
Mom also had 6 jars of kimchi in the fridge. She was holding onto 2 of the jars as she loves her kimchi.
Bestie got an idea.
Why pack up the kimchi all nice and neat... all over K's police uniforms and other clothes?
My lovely mother did not stop Bestie. Mom had also changed the lock on the apartment door since it was just her name on the lease. So, why did I say keep the detail of the hard plastic shell suitcase in mind?
Well, said suitcase was sat outside of my mom's apartment door.
In the summer.
In Las Vegas.
And since it's hard plastic, it didn't stink :D
K had to go and buy 5 new uniforms
Now, a little time skip to after I made my lovely (albeit 9 days late) introduction to the world
I was roughly 6 weeks old at this time
By this point, K and SP had gotten together officially (side tangent: SP tried to get the exact same rose tattoo as my mother but the tattoo artist said "It has to be different." SP is a basket case)
My mom needed to get gas and something else. Being the sensible person she is, she had me with her. K's cop friend, who we'll call C, was good friends with my mom as well. As in Mom knew C's wife and kids and they were keeping tabs on the pregnancy because they cared about her. C was unwrapping the blanket to look at lil ol' me when in walks SP. K told SP that my mom couldn't have kids. Here's how the conversation went
SP: *walks in* "Oh, what a cute baby, are you babysitting?"
Mom: "Yea, for the next 18 years"
C: *busts out laughing*
SP: *le gasp*
*insert mic drop*
Turns out, K had a low sperm count, so it wasn't just my mom's fault. Anyways, thought I'd share this because it made me laugh. Love you momma!
lil edit: i did read this to my mom before posting, and we agree she also got what she deserved. She's been married to my dad for 19 years and has me along with my older brother (technically stepson but who cares?)