Magical Maiden Yotsugi☆Peace Episode 1 Text-only English translation

Magical Maiden Yotsugi☆Peace Episode 1 Text-only English translation

Yotsugi: "Episode 1: It Was Like We'd Only Met in a Dream..."

Tsukihi: "Eek, eek! I just wasn't really feeling up to going to school, so I turned around and came home... and now my stuffed animal is eating ice cream!"

Yotsugi: "Nope. I'm actually a magical girl who came from another dimension to save the world."

Tsukihi: "You introduce yourself awfully smoothly, don't you?"

Yotsugi: "This is our 5.67 billionth time having this exact conversation, after all. Nice to meet you~."

Tsukihi: "It's our 5.67 billionth time, and you're still saying 'Nice to meet you'?"

Yotsugi: "This time, this time for sure, I won't fail."

Tsukihi: "Hmm... It's like I've met you in a dream?"

Tsukihi: "Like I only met you in a dream."

Yotsugi: "If that's all it was, what's the problem?"

Tsukihi: "Anyway, Ononoki-chan really is a magical girl, huh? You came from another dimension to save me!"

Yotsugi: "Do you think you're the world?"

Tsukihi: "Well, if you came to me, that means you're going to grant my wish, right?"

Yotsugi: "Aren't you confusing a magical girl with a demon you've summoned?"

Tsukihi: "Ahh~ But then again... I'm the type who'd rather make my own wishes come true~."

Yotsugi: "Self-esteem so excessive that it's infuriating even without emotions."

Tsukihi: "Okay! Then let's do this! Yotsugi-chan, turn me into a magical girl!"

Yotsugi: "What?"

Tsukihi: "I've decided! I'm going to become a magical girl and grant everyone's wishes~!"

Yotsugi: "I wish something like this really would turn out to be just a dream."

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 10 hours ago

Madoka Magica Collaboration Donuts

Madoka & Homura: August 28–September 3

Sayaka & Kyoko: September 4–10

Mami & Nagisa: September 11–17

Available in limited quantities at Midland Square Cinema in Nagoya starting August 28.

Each purchase comes with an original printed sticker as a bonus.

The collaboration donut set is ¥1,500, and you can choose one of the two available sets shown below. Each set comes with an original printed sticker as a bonus.

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 6 days ago

Walpurgisnacht Rising Figures

There wasn't a Madoka figure available, so instead, I displayed her Noodle Stopper figure alongside the other figures. My little brother won it for me from a crane game, so now I have all four of them together.

Sayaka looks different from usual, with her cape torn in places. It makes me wonder if there's some kind of significance to that.

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 13 days ago

Walpurgisnacht Rising Capsule Rubber Mascot

Release: 5th week of August 2026

Price (tax included): ¥300

Available designs: 10 types

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 14 days ago

wepon

Madoka: "Weapon Swap Time!"

Madoka: "Today, Mami-san and I are going to try using each other's weapons."

Madoka: "Whoa... Mami-san's muskets are so heavy..." She struggles under the weight.

Mami: "Now then, I'll try drawing Madoka's bow."

TWANG!!

SMACK!

Mami: "M-My... chest... hurts..."

Madoka: "Mami-san!? What's wrong?!"

Kyubey: "Madoka simply isn't... equipped to understand."

Homura's Starting Equipment

Homura: Homu...

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 15 days ago

《A top a Tall Building in Mitakihara》

Whoooooosh...

Homura: "..."

Ultimate Madoka: Float... Float... Float...

Homura: "Come to think of it... where are Sayaka Miki and Mami Tomoe?"

Kyoko: "Hm? They said something about getting together to study for their exams."

Homura: "…They didn't invite me... And wait, even you knew about it, Kyoko? Am I seriously the only one who got left out?" Pouts.

Homura: "...Well, whatever. More importantly, how are things on your end?"

Kyoko: "Everything's been peaceful so far. No sign of anything unusual." She scans the area.

Kyoko: "Nothing unusual..." She suddenly freezes.

Kyoko: "W-What!? Hey! HEY!! Mami! What the hell are you doing!?"

Mami: "Ufufu."

Sayaka: "W-Wait... Mami!?"

Kyoko: "You've gotta be kidding me... (Of all pairings...!)"

Kyoko: "SAYAKAAAAAAA!!"

FWOOOOSH!!

Homura: "Ah! Kyoko jumped off the roof!?"

Kyubey: "Well, they do say fools and smoke are drawn to high places."

Take 2

Kyoko: "Sorry... I got a little carried away." Pant... Pant...

Homura: "That was almost the saddest death imaginable. Falling to your death because you accidentally stepped on your Soul Gem..."

Kyubey: Hops up. "More importantly, do we really need to be stationed somewhere this high? We're just looking for Wraiths, aren't we?"

Kyoko: "...Well... it's kind of..."

Homura: "It's about the atmosphere. Besides, you were getting into it too."

Kyubey: "I suppose I can appreciate the romance of high places."

Ultimate Madoka: Float... Float... "Homura-chan, Kyoko-chan... and even Kyubey... you all really do love high places, don't you?"

Kyoko: "Huh? Did somebody just say something?"

Homura: "...No?"

Homura: "Tatsuya has grown so much."

Homura: "He's looking more and more like you."

Tatsuya: "Homu?"

Tatsuya: "Homu-nee~"

Tatsuya: "Teehee."

Homura: "M-Madokaaaaa!! Tatsuyaaaaa!!"

Homura: "I can't take it anymore! Tomorrow we're going shopping for a wig! A cute, pretty pale-pink twin-tail wig just like your hair!"

Homura: "That's it! I'll make an outfit too... The possibilities are endless, Madoka!"

Ultimate Madoka: Kick!

Homura: "Ah..."

Kyoko: "WHOOAA!! Homura just fell off the roof while yelling about who-knows-what!!"

Kyubey: "Well, they do say fools and smoke..."

Take 3

Kyoko: "Being a goddess is all well and good..."

Kyoko: "Just don't make us worry like that, okay?"

Homura: "That little fall was nothing." She brushes her hair back.

Kyubey: "Hmm... Looks like the miasma is rather thin tonight." His ears twitch.

Kyoko: "If that's the case, I should've gone to Mami's place too. At least there would've been cake."

Homura: "Wait... So I really was the only one who wasn't invited!?" She slumps in disbelief.

Homura: "Still... it's awfully quiet."

Kyoko: "Want one?"

Homura: "Gladly." Munch.

Kyubey: "May I have one as well?"

Kyoko: "You can go eat a Grief Seed fragment or something."

Kyubey: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Homura: "Come to think of it, I forgot to hand over these used Grief Seeds."

Kyubey: "For collection?"

Homura: "I'll give you all five at once." She holds them out.

Kyubey: "Hm? W-Wait... you're going to throw them!?"

Homura: "Hnnngh!!" She hurls them.

Kyubey: "ENTROPYYYYY!!"

Kyoko: "...!?"

Homura: "My hand slipped."

Kyoko: "Kyubey just went flying!?"

Kyubey: "My favorite word? Hmm... I'd have to say, 'surpassed.'"

Homura: "He'll just pop right back up sooner or later anyway."

Take 4

Kyubey: "Dear me... Even I lost my composure for a moment." Kyuppui.

Kyoko: "He really did just warp back like nothing ever happened."

Homura: "That's just the kind of creature he is."

Kyubey: "You two are just as rude as ever."

Kyoko: "Hey, so... that Goddess of the Law of Cycles... Madoka, was it? What's she actually like?"

Kyubey: "I'd like to know that myself."

Homura: "She's a goddess." She brushes her hair back.

Kyoko: "Hey, that was way too smooth. I still don't know anything about her."

Homura: "Madoka is..."

Homura: "...my dearest friend."

Homura: "The hero who saved me."

Madoka: "With my own hands... I'll erase every Witch, past and future!"

Kyubey: "Kaname... Madoka! You... You...!"

Madoka: "It's all right now, Homura-chan."

Kyoko: "Whoa... Madokami sounds pretty awesome!"

Homura: "Of course she does. She's Madoka."

Kyubey: "You know, you've made me sound like the complete villain."

Ultimate Madoka: "Aaaah, this is so embarrassing! You're making me sound way better than I really am, Homura-chan!"

(Ultimate Madoka is invisible to everyone else.)

Homura: "Though I have no way of proving any of it."

Kyoko: "Let's call it a day and head over to Mami's place."

Kyoko: "Then we'll tell Mami and Sayaka all about it."

Homura: "Neither of them would believe a ridiculous story like this."

Homura: "...Besides, I wasn't invited."

Kyoko: "Aw, come on. Mami would eat this stuff up. 'Heroic Magical Girl!' and all that."

Kyoko: "Now then... where's Sayaka...?" She leans over the edge.

Kyoko: "WH-WHOA!! H-HOLY CRAP!! Everything went crazy the second I looked away! And seriously, close the curtains already!!"

Homura: "Ah! A pink-haired beauty who looks just like Madoka is being harassed by a delinquent!?"

Kyoko: "Quit standing around talking!"

Kyoko: "SAYAKAAAAA!!"

Homura: "I'm coming!!"

Homura: "MADOKAAAAA!!" She dives off the rooftop.

FWOOOOOSH!!

Kyubey: "I have no idea what's going on!" He leaps after them.

Ultimate Madoka: ...Left standing there all by herself.

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 19 days ago

Magical Middle-Aged Host ☆ Magica part2

Shou: "I think I've got the gist of it. But Kaname Madoka chan... you really shouldn't go through with this." He gently stops her.

Kyubey: "Why not?"

Shou: "If she's beyond even your predictions, then she's beyond what you can handle. Know your limits. Doesn't matter how exceptional she is—you don't want to get hung up on one big prospect."

Kyubey: "I see... So that's how it works."

Host B: "I'll have a cola."

Waitress: "Certainly."

Shou: "Besides... Akemi Homura, was it? You've got someone meddling in your business already. That kind of thing only turns into a headache later. Better to cut your losses now and stick to dealing with the small fry, one at a time." He sets his drink down.

Kyubey: "That makes sense. You have a point."

Kyubey: "In that case, I'll stop pursuing Madoka Kaname."

Homura: "Don't think for a second that I trust you...!" She instinctively steps back.

Host B: "So... can guys make contracts too?"

Kyubey: "They can. Though, from our perspective, there isn't much to gain from it."

Shou: "On the contrary, Kyubey—there's plenty to gain."

Shou: "Once we're comrades bound by the same contract, negotiating becomes a whole lot easier. Never focus only on the immediate profit."

Kyubey: "I see... You two really have taught me a great deal."

Sayaka: "Then why don't you do the fighting...?"

Madoka: "Yeah!!"

Sayaka: "Seriously!?"

Kyubey: "It seems both of you have at least the minimum aptitude. First, let's go over the terms of the contract."

Shou: "Hmm... I see."

Shou: "Then let this guy make the contract."

Host B: "If that's what you say, Shou..."

Kyubey: "I can't quite explain it... but I really feel like the three of us are going to work well together."

Kyubey: "Now comes the part where I grant your wish. However, compared to a magical girl, your power is much weaker, so the range of wishes I can grant is far more limited. I need you to understand that." He raises a paw.

Shou: "That's fine. I just want to be one of your contractors."

Host B: "Then make every woman in the world obey me..."

Kyubey: "Impossible."

Host B: "Then I want all the knowledge in the world downloaded into my brain!"

Kyubey: "No."

Host B: "Then give me Shou's gift of gab!"

Kyubey: "That's impossible as well."

Host B: "Fine! Then just give me money! As much as you can!!"

Kyubey: "Very well. I can grant that."

A single 500-yen coin appears in Host B's hand.

Host B: ...His hand trembles in disbelief.

Kyubey: "So, how have things been going since then?"

Shou: "Hey, Kyubey kun."

Host B: "Man, it's been fantastic! Absolutely fantastic!"

Host B: "Thanks to this guy, pulling all-nighters without a wink of sleep is a piece of cake!"

Kyubey: "I see. Some people have called you zombies, though."

Sayaka: "I-I can't just ask him to kiss me...!!"

Shou: "Well, to be fair, we were vampires to begin with."

Kyubey: "And how's the witch hunting going?"

Host B: "We've been working together with that girl... Homura-chan. I'd say it's going pretty well."

Host B: "That Homura girl is incredible. She seems to know everything. Though..."

Host B: Poof. "It took her quite a while to get used to the way we look now."

Shou: "Yeah, that was definitely the hardest part."

Kyubey: "Why are humans so obsessed with appearances?"

Kyoko: "I'm bringing Sayaka back. Stay out of this!" She steps forward.

Kyubey: "I'm afraid it's impossible to restore Sayaka Miki to what she was."

Kyoko: "What...!?"

Kyubey: "I'd rather you didn't throw your life away."

Kyoko: "Shut up!! Like hell I'm gonna believe a single word you say now!!"

Kyoko: "I'm not giving up until I see the truth for myself!!" She lunges forward.

Host B: "Well then... looks like it's our cue." He steps in.

Kyoko: "W-What!? Who the hell are you guys...?!" A chill runs down her spine.

Shou: "Do you understand now?"

Kyoko: "Ngh... S-Sayaka... I'm... so... sorry..." Tears stream down her face.

Shou: "The ones who should truly be apologizing... are us adults."

Shou: "If we'd stepped in sooner, you girls never would've had to make such an unfair contract..."

Shou: "I'm sorry... If only we'd realized what was happening sooner..."

Kyoko: "Sayaka...! Sayakaaaaa!!" She cries out in anguish.

Kyubey: "Remarkable. You completely talked her into it."

Host B: "That's one thing Shou's always been good at."

Shou: "Let's work together and defeat Walpurgisnacht. That's... the least we can do in Sayaka's memory."

Kyoko: "All right!!"

Kyubey: "You've even managed to turn it into a touching story."

Host B: "I've got a lot to learn from you."

Kyubey: "I never imagined you'd actually defeat Walpurgisnacht."

Kyubey: "I still find it hard to believe... But..."

Kyubey: "You're going to die."

Shou: "Heh... I'd rather not become a magical being."

Shou: "I'll die... as nothing more than an ordinary adult."

Kyubey: "Thank you... for everything you've done. I'll miss you."

Shou: "Whoa, easy there, Kyubey. For someone who says he doesn't have emotions, that's a pretty tough thing to hear."

Kyubey: "If that upset you, then I apologize."

Kyubey: "Even if I can't experience emotions myself, I do try to understand them."

Shou: Haha. "No, no... I was just kidding. Don't worry about it. You're fine just the way you are."

Kyubey: "Then... what should I say instead? I'd like to know—for the sake of future interactions."

Shou: "Let's see..."

Shou: "'Good work.' I think that's enough."

—Some days later—

Mami: "Come on, Kaname! Hurry!"

Host B: "Whoaaa... Kids these days are something else..."

Shou: "I'll pass on dealing with teenagers."

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 26 days ago

Magical Middle-Aged Host ☆ Magica

Shou: "Tch, you think a hostess like you can keep making the same money ten years from now? Know your damn place already, yeah?"

Host B: "Man, the part where you gotta dump 'em is seriously annoying, right? That's why I really envy you, Shou-san. You're so good at it.I gotta start taking notes…

"Kyubey: "What an interesting conversation. Mind if I cut in?

"Shou: "Huh?"

Kyubey: "I actually do a pretty similar job myself. Would you mind hearing me out?

"Host B: "Yo, aren't you a stuffed animal? It's kinda messed up for you to be talking like a person, dude."

Kyubey: "I feel like that's not the biggest issue here."

The content of the third photo

Shou: "So basically… the universe is in danger because of all the energy loss, huh?

"Kyubey: "Precisely. I’m glad you understand so quickly.

"Host B: "Shou-san, you actually following all this?

"Shou: "Hey, back when sci-fi was super popular, you couldn’t afford to slack off on studying

."Host B: "For real? I seriously need to follow your example.

"Kyubey: "I never imagined Earth humans would catch on this fast. My lack of research is showing.

"Shou: "Alright, I’ll hear you out. It’s getting late today, so just contact me again later.

"Kyubey: "Are you sure?

"Shou: "In return, though…

"Kazuko: "I HATE eggs and I HATE hosts SO MUUUCH!!" hicMadoka’s Mom: "There, there…

"Kyubey: "Sharing customer information is a piece of cake for me."

Shou: "The phase transition between hope and despair..." flip

Host B: "In short, it’s just straight-up disillusionment, right?

"Kyubey: "That part has been giving us quite a bit of trouble.

"Host B: "Yeah… Sadly, when it comes to making women cry, we’re total pros.

"Kyubey: "I see.Why didn’t I notice you guys sooner? We could become the best partners ever!!" purrrr

Host B: "Still, for such a cute face, you say some pretty brutal stuff, huh?

"Kyubey: "I don’t have emotions, so I wouldn’t know.

"Shou: "Pffft!! Did you seriously just say that with a straight face!? wheeze" "Hahaha!

"Host B: "Even we wouldn’t say that so casually!! You’re amazing!!" slap slap slap

Kyubey: "This is the first time I’ve ever been complimented."

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 30 days ago

Yoshinoya collaboration exclusive takeout bag

The words written in the text box

"I got a Yoshinoya beef bowl. My energy level went up by 1!"

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 1 month ago

Sayaka Love

*Screech, screech*

Sayaka: "...What are you doing?"

Kyoko: "Oh—Sayaka! Did you hear that just now?! You love the violin, right, Sayaka? So? How was my playing? I bought it just for you!"

Sayaka: "Um... oh... You're good at it. Thanks."

Kyoko: *Ahem.*

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 2 months ago

Madoka Magica Pop-up Store

"Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie: Walpurgisnacht: Rising" POP UP SHOP in OIOI Event confirmed to start on Friday, September 19 Unveiling brand-new illustrations featuring a "Petal Dress" concept

Sept. 19 (Sat) – Sept. 27 (Sun) 📍Yurakucho Marui

Oct. 2 (Fri) – Oct. 18 (Sun) Hakata Marui

Nov. 6 (Fri) – Nov. 15 (Sun) Namba Marui

Further details to be announced at a later date!!

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 2 months ago

Madoka the Womanizer

"The 'hopeless case' in that department"

Homura: "I-I see... Naturally, events shift slightly each time I repeat the loop."

Kazuko: "Alright, we have a transfer student. Please get along well with her."

Madoka: "Of course, Teach!!" *Clatter*

Madoka: "After all, every cute girl in the world belongs to me." "Such beautiful hair... Can I call you Homura-chan?"

Homura: "That's way too much of a change—!!"

Kazuko: "Okay, Kaname-san, go back to your seat."

Madoka: "Aww, Teach—come on, a little bit wouldn't hurt, would it?"

"Love Triangle Ending"

Madoka: "You're even cuter without your glasses."

Homura: "M-Madoka..."

Sayaka: "Hey! Don't you need me anymore, Madoka?!" Homura: "This isn't so bad, actually..."

Madoka: "That's not true—I love you too, Sayaka-chan! ♡" Homura: *Guh!*

Walpurgisnacht: "Ohohohohoho!"

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 2 months ago

POM✩MAGI

Translation of Page 1

"Rescue"

"...Help me... Help me! Madoka! Save me!"

Madoka: "Who? Who is it? Where are you? What is this? I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but..."

Madoka: "I can't just ignore a plea for help that sounds so full of anguish! They must be going through something truly terrible...

" Kyubey "Help me!!"

Homura *Pow Pow*

Madoka (pant, pant) "...Huh?"

"Close Encounter"

Madoka: "What are you doing, Homura-chan!"

Homura: "!?"

Madoka: "You shouldn't be bullying animals, you know."

Homura: *Shakes head vigorously* Madoka: "Still, that's a pretty unusual animal..." "What is it...? A cat? A rabbit?"

Kyubey: "So you're on my side, then? Thank you, Madoka."

Madoka: "GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

*Whoosh* *CRASH*

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 2 months ago

Yoshinoya Dragon Quest Collaboration

Goods you can get by collecting points in the app

30-point teacup

40 points Rice bowl

45 points Man-eating pickled ginger box tissue case

70 points Yoshinoya Suramichi & Sign Set

Dragon Quest Walk Collaboration Set * Melamine Bowl (Regular Size) x 1 * Frozen Beef Bowl Ingredients (120g) x 2 Sales Period: July 2nd, 2026 (Thu) 10:00 AM - August 26th, 2026 (Wed) 8:00 PM.Available for purchase on the official online store.

In-store only Dragon Quest Walk set: Regular size beef bowl + mini salad + figure

Takeout Collaboration Served in collaboration-exclusive containers Eligible Menu Items: Beef Bowl, Pork Bowl, Grilled Beef Bowl, Mugitoro Beef Plate Set, Beef Tongue Beef Plate Set, Double Bento

In-game collaboration Dragon Quest Walk will be running from July 1st, 2026 (Wed) 15:00 to August 27th, 2026 (Thu) 14:59.

Figure Lineup 1st Release Yoshinoya slamichi Man-Eating Pickled Ginger Box Donburi Slime A Soup-Packed Slime

2nd Release slamichi Yoshinoya Ver. Donburi Slime B Donburi King Signboard

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 2 months ago

"ANGEL BLUE" x "Puella Magi Madoka Magica" POP UP SHOP in TOWER RECORDS

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An "ANGEL BLUE" x "Puella Magi Madoka Magica" POP UP SHOP will be held at select Tower Records stores in August 2026!! A collaboration illustration between "ANGEL BLUE" and "Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie: Walpurgis Night" has been revealed!

u/Fun-Pen4873 — 2 months ago