Can I Piss Strahd To Death?
Marked NSFW for nonsexual undead golden showers. I'm not into omorashi this isn't a sex thing at all this is purely for learning purposes.
Just started playing a CoS campaign with my usual group while our forever DM takes a hiatus, letting our friend who's newer to the game try DMing. While he's been doing a pretty good job, there's some lore things he isn't as familiar with. We recently got the lore drop explaining the weaknesses of vampires, one of which is the weakness to running water. This is usually referential to streams and rivers and stuff, but I got to thinkin. About 95% of healthy urine is water, and considering I'm playing an 8-foot goliath with a canonically large bladder and powerful urethra, the piss flow could very well be consistent, voluminous, and high velocity. That, combined with the thematic irony of a creature that feeds on blood being killed by "filtered blood", makes me think it's entirely possible and frankly obvious to get Strahd Von Barovich within pissing range and pressure wash him to death with urine.
DM disagrees. Says that according to traditional vampire lore, natural flowing bodies of water are inherently "holy" and that's why vampires are weak to them. So it becomes unholy when ingested? What if someone peed in the river (historically accurate and common btw), does that taint it? He says he doesn't want me to end his first campaign ever by defeating the BBEG with peepee. Haha, welcome to DMing bro.
We've agreed to disagree for the time being, and seeing as we just started the campaign, we have plenty of time to decide, but am I totally in the wrong here? I really don't think I am, even if it's not explicitly mentioned in the mythos I feel like its compliant to the epistemology presented by the lore. Has this come up in y'all's CoS games? What's the consensus on peeing on vampires? Not a sex thing. Thanks