Oh... shit...You're being deadass serious😬😬😬
So I'm working last night (Monday) and it is slow as all hell.
I'm a driver but I hear a customer walk into the store and I wasn't currently doing anything... Cuz there wasn't really anything to do, so I walk up to the counter to help him.
So I walk up to the counter and greet him, I asked him if he already has an order in or if he needs to place one.
This is pretty much how the entire conversation goes.
Hi there... Welcome in, do you already have an order in with us or do you need to put one in?
(With a smirk on his face) I'm here to pick up the order for 50 large pizzas.
(I sort of give the customer service laugh)
Well I hate to say it sir... But you either got the wrong Domino's or the wrong pizza place.
(He kind of gives me a blank stare)
(I wait a moment before speaking)
All joking aside sir... Do you actually have an order in or do you need to place one?
(He repeats in a more serious tone)
I'm here to pick up the order for the 50 large pizzas.
(At this point I'm giving him the blank stare)
It should be 10 pepperoni, 10 cheese, 10 ham and pineapple, 10 sausage, and 10 white pizzas with Alfredo sauce.
(We sort of stand there staring at each other)
Oh.... shit.... You're being deadass serious... Listen sir... I hate to say it, but we legitimately don't have that order.
What the hell do you mean you don't have it?
Just what I said sir, we do not have that order, did you order online or over the phone?
I ordered over the phone.
Did you speak to the call center or did you speak to the actual store?
I called up at about 11:30 this morning and spoke to the store manager, the order was supposed to be ready for me at 7:00 to pick up.
At this point my manager who had opened that day step forward and told this guy that he had been the only manager there all day and that he had never spoken to him.
This guy finally holds out his phone and does the classic "this is you guys... Right?"
I take a look at the number and immediately recognize it as one of our sister stores about 15 minutes away.
So I tell him, no sir... That's not us, that's one of our sister stores at "this location" about 15 minutes from here, they probably have your order ready for you to pick up.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER...
Well can I just cancel the order with them and have you guys make it, I don't really want to drive all the way out of my way to get it and then back to my house, that's quite a ways out of my way.
DUDE.... No... ABSOLUTELY NOT... For one you can't just expect us to drop everything and make 50 pizzas on the fly with no warning, and second of all you can't expect another store to just throw 50 pizzas in the garbage, you need to go over there and pick up your food. Not to mention the fact that it would take us longer to get those made for you than it would for you to just go pick them up from the other store.
He ended up storming out cussing under his breath, I don't know if it was because I didn't give him the answer he wanted or if he was just mad at himself.
WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE?