u/Gabagooligan97

so 2021 I "broke" my penis, after that theres a very large band of scar tissue near the base, it is becoming an issue because now my penis literally looks like a candy corn or a road cone with a glans at the top and I just cant get condoms to stay on, every time we have sex I run through like 5 of them because I know youre not supposed to put them back on, im tired of killing the mood to put it back on and occasionally needing help to fish them out of him. any tips would be greatly appreciated

please help, I dont understand what im doing wrong but ive just been kicked for the 5th time in a row.

relevant info:

I often have the lowest deaths and highest kills, my username isnt offensive, I dont steal executions, I keep comms clear, my armor isnt obnoxiously colored, I dont LARP, I emote when im emoted to, im respectful, I only take stims when I have the lowest health, I only take relics if everyone else refuses, I only play on high difficulty if my prestige is suitably high, I dont hold everyone up by being a loot goblin, always revive my brothers and if im not reviving then im covering the one who is.

i keep my head down and serve the emperor, is there some unforgivable unspoken rule that im breaking???

I know its just a game but with how frequently its happening, not only is it wasting a significant amount of my play time on loading screens and inhibiting my level progression, but it is also kinda hurting my feelings at this point.

any help would be greatly appreciated so thanks in advance.