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What do you call a sheep wrapped in plastic?
Lambinated…
u/GeedsGarage — 4 days ago
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Did you hear about North Korea's new metric unit for measuring water?
The Supreme Litre
u/GeedsGarage — 1 month ago
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WOMAN: I regret ever joining that Star Wars dating app
MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places
WOMAN: And I really regret marrying a Star Wars pun addict
MAN: It was a wookie mistake
WOMAN: Just sign it
MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you
u/GeedsGarage — 1 month ago