Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎💎 - Was this The Terminator but with Angels? That's how I felt whilst watching this movie. This definitely needed more Viggo Mortensen. That man just chewed the scenery and he doesn't appear until the last 20 minutes. But I am still happy to watch Christopher Walken on his murder spree.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. This cast is stacked!!! 😍

2. Thomas went from wannabe priest to detective. Good for him, I guess? 🫢

3. Is this an angel vs demon fight? 😇

4. Simon, stop making out with that corpse... 😐

5. This coroner is awfully calm for someone who has come across an abnormal cadaver. 🥴

6. Gabriel can make people pass out but just touching them. 😂

7. And set people on fire. 🔥

8. Mary, get away from that creep. 🫣

9. I does bring me joy how much Christopher Walken perches on objects like a bird 🐦

10. If Gabriel can sniff out the Colonel, I feel he would be able to find Mary. 🤨

11. I hope grandma wasn't inside that exploding caravan. 🎇

12. Why didn't Gabriel light the humans on fire? 🤦🏻‍♂️

13. I enjoy Lucifer. 😈

14. Lucifer and Gabriel. I ship it. 🌈

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Lucifer - "Of course, some of them do come to me eventually, for while heaven may be closed I am always open, even on Christmas."

💃 Queen of the Film: Mary

🕺 King of the Film: Lucifer

🎭 Soap Opera Star: Rachael

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Simon

🚩 Walking Red Flag: Gabriel

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Angel hit by car after being thrown from window...

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments! 🥳

This was a roughhhhh franchise to watch. This was my personal ranking for the franchise.

Vice Academy 2 - 💎💎💎

Vice Academy - 💎💎

Vice Academy - 💎

Vice Academy 5 - 🗑🗑🗑

Vice Academy 4 - 🗑🗑🗑🗑

Vice Academy 6 - 🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑

Best Characters - Didi, Holly, Miss Devonshire

Best Villains - Spanish Fly, Heidi Ho, Queen Bee

Give me rankings. What did everyone else think of this franchise. I assume it is a mix bag... 😅

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑 - Yep, I am bored of this series. You can't go from a supernatural virtual reality villain to three boring robbers. When you have very bland leads, you need something fun and this was not fun. Even Devonshire has nothing to work with. Again, this franchise should have ended after the 2nd film. I am just glad it is all over so I can watch something else.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. I spent a good 20 minutes scrolling Tiktok wanting to avoid this but it is the last one. 🫢

2. The TV also sparked when I turned on the Bluray player. Even the TV doesn't want it. 😅

3. If Holly doesn't make an appearance, I'll be annoyed. 😒

4. Is the bank guy the same actor from the previous installments? I think it is. 🤨

4. Why is Hank Grisham back? 😶

5. You went from a fun virtual reality villain in the 5th film to three generic female robbers in the 6th? 😐

6. Okay. Jenny Moans is automatic Queen 👸

7. The fact they retconned Devonshire and Commissioner having sex from the end of the 5th film is the absolute sin. It's all over for this franchise. 🫩

8. I don't understand why Traci hated Candy. 😮‍💨

9. If Candy is going to prison, does that mean Holly is here somewhere? 😯

10. Where is Holly? 😑

11. I am zoning out. 🫠

12. Wait... I am zoning back in. Holly is back! 😍

13. Ehhhhh, it was just previous footage. That's the end of this series. Goodnight. 😵

14. No highlights for this dud. 💩

I am happy this series is finally over. What did everyone else think of this franchise? Sound off in the comments!

Vice Academy 5 (1996)

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

🗑🗑🗑 - This franchise really should have just stopped at number 2. Not as bad as the 4th one. Still trash though. Its barely about the vice academy girls anymore. Just a bunch of scenes put together to make up the 90 min runtime. The sound also felt really quiet with this one. The music was really loud and the dialogue soft. Was hard to hear at times. Atleast the villain was better this time around. I miss Didi and Holly.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Only 2 more to go. I am nearly free!!! 🥳

2. Candy is still here but we seem to have a new girl. 👧

3. Wait... Holly is still in prison? 😂

4. Irwin is back. Ehhhhhh. 😒

5. Poor Mrs Devonshire. No sexual fulfilment 😔

6. Oh Petrolino is back... played by another actor 😐

7. Virtual reality villain. Yayyyyy. Much better than Melathian. 👌

8. Her power is virtual reality sex goggles and twirling. 💃

9. Clown Devonshire is terrifying. 🤡

10. Sex viruses! 🤒

11. I want the movie where Devonshire goes to the haunted mansion. 👻

12. Candy knew Dilbert all of 5 seconds... 🫣

13. Game Over for virtual reality 😭

14. Devonshire is going to go to town on the Commissioner. Good for her ❤️

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Isn't pong good enough for you?

💃 Queen of the Film: Devonshire

🕺 King of the Film: ???

🎭 Soap Opera Star: Traci

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Candy

🚩 Walking Red Flag: Petrolino

😏  Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Virtual reality ✅️

Whipped cream ✅️

Computer genius ✅️

👀The Rare Male Nudity:

Whipped cream ✅️

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎 - Not as good as the first two. Pretty bland. Not a great villain. No Quigley. The story is meh. Its still decent but its scraping the bottom of the barrell at this point. Probably should have stopped here but we are only halfway through the series.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Boooooo. No Quigley 😒

2. They changed Devonshire. Boooooo 😔

3. She's no Queen Bee or Spanish Fly. 🤨

4. Candy is no Didi. 😕

5. Okay the prisoner seems to have become a bond villain, which is what I wanted. Hooray 🥰

6. There's no wine in that bottle. She is drinking nothing. 🍷

7. Melathion... hahahaha 😂

8. I wonder what Samantha did to end up in prison? 🤡

9. Why is Holly still in her prison outfit? 👮‍♀️

10. Guess we needed to pad the runtime by watching the liquor store hold up again 🥂

11. Honestly she suits that tattoo. ❤️

12. Oh Holly, you've gone back to being annoying. 😑

13. Samantha just shoot them 🔫

14. An anti-Melathion formula!!! 💉

15. Put a bandana over your curly green wig and no one will ever know it's you. 😏

16. That knife barely went into that key hole 🔑

17. So... Samantha has to study to be in Vice whilst in prison with Melathion. 🫩

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💃 Queen of the Film: Samantha

🕺 King of the Film: ???

🎭 Soap Opera Star: Melathion

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Candy

🚩 Walking Red Flag: Melathion

😏  Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Resisting arrest ✅️

Clown in strip club ✅️

Melathion ✅️

👀The Rare Male Nudity:

Professorrrrr ✅️

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎 - Surprisingly this was better than the first. Still bad but at least this one was more fun and they had a James Bond like villain. I even chuckled at some parts. Putting Didi and Holly together was a smart choice. I am aware Quigley doesn't come back after this so I don't see the rest of the franchise being any good past this one.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Alright. Sequel. Let's go. 🫣

2. Holly's back. Yayyyy, and Didi! 🥳

3. Same intro theme song 🎵

4. That water cooler that the man is holding isdefinitely poison ☠️

5. New villain: Spanish Fly. She's already amazing. 👸

6. Somehow these binoculars can see everything. 👀

7. Why do they think they automatically go to prison if they get taken off the force? 👮‍♀️

8. Is that a sparkly male thong he just gave her? ✨️

9. I enjoy Didi and Holly working together ❤️

10. BimboCop 😐

11. Putting a worthless mode on your robot is crazy. 🥴

12. Oh no, they know they're cops. 🫨

13. The death ectasy potion not working on Didi is gold. 😍

14. Now when I think rampage, I expect the robot to rip everyone apart. But nope. 🤦🏻‍♂️

15. Didi in the locker room. 👌

16. Holly didn't deserve that ending. 😭

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Holly - my morals are low and so is my IQ.

💃 Queen of the Film: Didi

🕺 King of the Film: ???

🎭 Soap Opera Star: Spanish Fly

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Petrolino

🚩 Walking Red Flag: Petrolino

😏 Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Hey, we're dressing in here. ✅️

Striptease ✅️

👀The Rare Male Nudity:

Men's locker room ✅️

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎 - This is probably me being generous but it looks like the cast are all having fun on this so I enjoyed it. Some funny moments but most of it falls pretty flat. I like Linnea Quigley so I think she was the real reason I rated it 💎 This feels like the type of movie teenage boys would stay up to watch on SBS. If the first one is only getting two gems then I feel its all downhill for the other five.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. To think... I have six of these to watch 🫣

2. The click sound effect made it sound like she had no bullets in the gun. 🔫

3. Holly is the Marcia Brady of the group. 🤨

4. Shawnee just killed so many people. 😂

5. That sign on her back is huge. 🚮

6. Boning Up With Cherry Pop is a great title. I hope she lives to sell them. 🩱

7. Was that clock moaning? ⏰️

8. Wait he's still handcuffed? 🩲

9. Those ropes are so loose. 👙

10. The Queen Bee hair is phenomenal. 👑

11. This is quite the maze of boxes. 📚

12. Chucky Long is a hero. 💪

13. Yes. Cherry's video went platinum. Good for her.💃

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💃 Queen of the Film: Didi

🕺 King of the Film: Chucky Long

🎭 Soap Opera Star: Shawnee

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Shawnee

🚩 Walking Red Flag: Miss Devonshire

😏 Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Put your hands up ✅️✅️

Take 6 ✅️

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments!

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎💎💎 - I am a sucker for a fun musical, especially when I have no idea where its going. They knocked this out of the park. The cast is marvellous, the music is catchy and when you put Alan Cummings in nipple clamps, Kristen Bell in a dominatrix outfit and Ana Gasteyer covered in blood without anyone asking any questions, you have struck gold.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Alan Cummings is going to be a menace. 😈

2. A zombie musical number. I am so in! 🧟‍♂️

3. House 420. Genius. 🪴

4. Mae. Instant queen. Love her. ❤️

5. Neve Campbell. This cast is stacked. 😍

6. Goat Alan Cummings with nipple clamps is phenomenal. 🐐

7. Jimmy looks like he has smoked so much crack. Are we sure this is marijuana? 😅

8. Did that man eat that baby? 👶

9. Oh no. A brownie!! 🤪

10. Revenge!!! 😎

11. Yay the zombies are back. 🧟‍♀️

12. Yes Mae! Yes! 🙌

13. Kristen Bell is now an Angel. Good for her. 😇

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

President Franklin Delano Roosevelt - "A little orphan girl once told me that the sun would come out tomorrow. Her adopted father was a powerful billionaire so I suppressed the urge to laugh in her face, but now, by gum, I think she may have been on to something!"

💃 Queen of the Film: Mae

🕺 King of the Film: Jesus

🎭 Soap Opera Star: Jimmy

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Jimmy

🚩 Walking Red Flag: Jack

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Murdered them. Murdered them. Murdered them!!!

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments! 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

🗑 - It's hard to root for anybody when most of the characters are unlikeable. I also think the cast were acting like they didn't care much for the script either. I would be interested in watching the original to see if it is better. Reading up on this, it sounds like there was a lot of studio meddling that made it a mess.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Not the bird!!! 🦜

2. I'm going to hate all the characters, I just know it... 😒

3. He has a walkman while he works. Instant death to this man. 🎶

4. The elevator. Instant death to this man. 😐

5. Watching women get assaulted. Not great. 😶‍🌫️

6. Its like the male version of When Harry Met Sally. 😉

7. Also... control yourself Martin. You don't have to make noise. 😲

8. You would think there would be cameras in this place. 📷

9. This movie would be over quickly if people just communicated. 🤨

10. How can Katherine call out to people and no one hear her. This had happened twice now. 🤯

11. Couldn't you just break your thumb? 🥴

12. Was a helicopter really necessary for this end scene? 🚁

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Have you ever been killed before?

💃 Queen of the Film: Katherine

🕺 King of the Film: Duty Doctor

🎭 Soap Opera Star: Joyce

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Katherine

🚩 Walking Red Flag: James

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Bat to face

😏 Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Dead prostitutes ✅️✅️

👀The Rare Male Nudity:

Bathtub ✅️

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎 - Definitely not as good as its predecessor and it feels like it tries too hard to be more disgusting than the original. The characters are less likeable too. I wanted more Sister Gomez. That prosthetic was crazy. The chemistry between Crystal and Cyclona was great.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. All the exposition within 30 seconds. ⏳️

2. Cyclona is very forward. 😐

3. What was that sound effect when she was shaking the chip? 😂

4. To think... she projectile vomits basically the same way in Scary Movie 2. 🤮

5. Oh those poor elderly people. 👨‍🦳

6. The first film randomly playing on the TV. 🤔

7. The outfit is giving Gwen Stefani. 🎶

8. These monologues are batshit crazy. 🫣

9. Cyclona is just going to kill the whole cast. No one is off limits with her. 😵

10. What skull is that man eating? 💀

11. That clown mask is terrifying. 🤡

12. Back up police took way too long to get there. 🚔

14. In the oven she goes. 👩‍🍳

15. There's no way she wouldn't go to jail. 👮‍♂️

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Cyclona - "I'm just glad you didn't barf in my pussy"

💃 Queen of the Film: Crystal

🕺 King of the Film: Sister Gomez

🎭 Soap Opera Star: Flacco

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Cyclona

🚩 Walking Red Flag: Cyclona

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

The Elderly Vibrator

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎💎 - What an amazing cast. A lot of "omg, they're in this movie too" moments. It also doesn't drag, which is always a blessing. Movie went by real quick. Reese and Kiefer were so good. It went in directions I didn't think it was going to go and the ending is satisfying, although very bleak.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Yayyyyy Vanessa is learning words.

2. Larry and Ramona are awful people.

3. Goodbye Larry. Goodbye Ramona.

4. It has only been 20 mins and we have already said hello and goodbye to so many characters.

5. Think we just met the I-5 killer...

6. Oh Vanessa... stop trusting this man.

7. Oh Thank God, she got the gun.

8. Walking into the diner like that is wild.

9. Bob has never looked better.

10. The course scene is gold.

11. Oh Vanessa, try and be good.

12. How did they not find her hair?

13. That's a lot of porn mags.

14. What the heck did he do to Grandma?

15. Guess in times like this, all you can do is laugh...

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Vanessa - "Holy shit. Look who got beat with the ugly stick."

💃 Queen of the Film: Vanessa

🕺 King of the Film: Detective Wallace

🎭 Soap Opera Star: Mrs. Wolverton

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Vanessa

🚩 Walking Red Flag: Bob Wolverton

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Grandma's House

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments! 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

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💎💎💎 - They survive through so much just for majority to go down all in one scene. We really could have cut so much travelling. There was a lot of travelling. But the gorillas were adorable. I am glad they didn't do some form of love story between the two leads because there was no chemistry there. Although if it was Karen and Monroe, I would have been all in on that romance.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

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1. Diamonds to make laser beams. Okay then. 💍

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2. Killer Apes 🐒

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3. Tim Curry is going to elevate this film so much, I just know it! 🤴

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4. Karen laughs at fifty six thousand dollar fuel. Peasant money to her apparently. 💸

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5. The ape enjoys a Martini. Glorious. 🍸

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6. And now a cigar. What is happening!? 😂

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7. I feel they could have saved money and cut the cast in half had they left out the 30 minutes of travelling. 🪁

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8. Yessssss, kick that door out Miss Ross. 🔫

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9. Scared to death. 😵

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10. Mamas and the Papa's always brings people together. 🎵

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11. They found Zinj. Good work Tim Curry. 👏

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12. Screaming help me and instantly dying from nothing. Scared to death.... again? 😵‍💫

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13. Amy jump scare. 🐵

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14. The budget could only afford a handful of diamonds in this cave. 😅

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15. Why did I think Tim Curry was going to be an evil villain? 🤔

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16. Karen Ross is a boss bitch. Destroy that satellite! 💥

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17. So they shoot down planes but not hot air balloons? 😐

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Wanta - "Stop eating my sesame cake."

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💃 Queen of the Film: Karen Ross

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🕺 King of the Film: Monroe Kelly

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🎭 Soap Opera Star: R.B Travis

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🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Herkermer Homolka

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🚩 Walking Red Flag: R.B Travis

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🩸 Crazy Death Sequence: Ape Lava

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What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments! 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

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💎💎💎💎 - this was complete insanity. I did not know the plot and was laughing and in shock all the way through. The fact this took place over the course of one night is madness. Does nobody sleep in this town? Maybe they do and this was one big fever dream for somebody because that's what it felt like.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

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1. Lin Sue is gonna be trouble. 😈

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2. So... all the bedsheets are gonna have blood on them? 🩸

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3. These guys with the icebox are useless. 🧊

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4. Stigmata? 💅

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5. No one should ever work at this laundry. Or have Mr. Gartley as their boss. 🫡

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6. Just popping Frawley's pills... guess she doesn't need them anymore. 💊

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7. Again... shut down the laundromat. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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8. That's a huge leap, Annette. I know you're correct but it's a huge leap. 😂

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9. Is this all happening in the one night? We are 40 minutes in and it feels like its the same day. 😴

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10. Those dolls are creepy, John. They are not adorable. What is wrong with you? 🧸

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11. So we have a demonic sheet cleaner and a demonic icebox. 🧙

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12. So all it took was John to beat the shit out of it with a hammer? 🔨

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13. Does that photographer have old man makeup on? 📸

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14. How do we still have an hour left of this movie when SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED!? 🫨

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15. Where are the mortician's gloves? Why isn't he wearing gloves? 🙌

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16. Vacation leave to termination all within a span of 10 seconds. 😑

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17. This is like the 4th time Sherry has been covered in blood today. 😵

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18. Wait. Sherry's 16? She's definitely 30. 👵

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19. Why didn't they have to do an exorcism to the ice box machine? 📖

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20. Oh lordy... the iron press is moving. 👻

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21. WTF SHERRY!!! 😒

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

After the Mrs Frawley scene:

Lin Sue: "Her worries are over now."

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💃 Queen of the Film: Sherry

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🕺 King of the Film: Mark

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🎭 Soap Opera Star: Sherry

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🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: John

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🚩 Walking Red Flag: Lin Sue

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🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

The folding...

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What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments! 🥳🥳

Rating Out of 5:

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💎💎💎 - The action sequences kept me engaged but everything else was a bit difficult to maintain focus. I watched the Hong Kong cut and there was a lot of dialogue to read so maybe with the English export, I might have been able to take the jokes in a bit better as there's so much going on. Still fun though and worth a watch if you enjoy these types of films.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

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1. Dorothy Miu is going to be a great villain, I just know it. 😈

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2. Just throws that woman in the bathtub with her. 🛁

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3. That car crash was very dramatic. 🚗

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4. Casually rescues baby from burning building. 🔥

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5. This rival newspaper thinking she's a whore for saving this child is wild. 📃

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6. Her partner is also undercover. I feel everyone's a cop. 👮‍♂️

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7. That was a lot of juice in those needles. I feel he would be dead. 🍸

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8. Grabbing a man mid-air by the hair is crazy. This insurance man is an undercover cop for sure. 🫳

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9. Heel to the leg!!! 👠

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10. Wait... her father went to a mental institution? 😵‍💫

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11. Sticking eyes on her passed out Dad is insane. 😵

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12. Did Judy not know she was an FBI agent? 🤨

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13. Great... now we gotta save Judy. 😒

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14. I still wish Dorothy was the villain and not Wong Tak. 🤔

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Daddy - "Male or female?"

Judy - "Half and half."

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💃 Queen of the Film: Cindy

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🕺 King of the Film: Shorty

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🎭 Soap Opera Star: Keith

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🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Keith

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🚩 Walking Red Flag: Wong Tak

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What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments! 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

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💎💎💎💎 - I found this to be a lot of fun. Yes the English dub is pretty horrid and it is a bit of a slow burn to begin with but once it gets going, it accelerates to a satisfying finale. Had we gotten a bit more character development with the rest of the friend group to make us care about them instead of a love story between Michael and Alexandra, it would have been amazing.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

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1. Michael's mum with the vodka - instant Queen. 💃

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2. These kids love saying Michael's name. 🫠

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3. It sounds like Michael and Tony have messed with the board before. Where's that movie? 🤨

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4. Number one rule - always close the chat to spirit world when messing with ouija board. Dumb dumbs. 🙈

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5. This love interest has a unibrow and I love it. Good for her. 😍

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6. Alex is coming on very strong after being caught with John. 💋

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7. Those demon eyes actually suit you, Michael. I'm sure people won't scream. 😈

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8. Why have the creative team put Michael in 7 year old pajamas? 🦕

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9. Fourteen minutes. Michael has no chance saving her. ⏰️

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10. I wonder if that's Tony's real hair and they just dyed it brown to make him look 17 instead of 40. 👨‍🦳

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11. Oh thank God, those pajamas were very distracting. 😐

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12. Did Robert really need his pants? 👖

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13. Alex... I don't think your parents are going to allow Michael around the house anymore. 🫣

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14. Nothing like a guy shooting bullets through the house that makes me want to jump in that person's car and ride off with them. 🔫

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15. So... she's now in love with a ghost? 👻

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Michael- It's sunglasses day at school.

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💃 Queen of the Film: Alexandra

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🕺 King of the Film: Michael

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🎭 Soap Opera Star: Debbie

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🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Michael

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🚩 Walking Red Flag: John

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🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Knife uppercut to chin!

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments!! 🥳

Rating Out of Five

💎 - Hidden Gem +5

🗑 - Trash -5

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🗑🗑🗑 - George was the best part about this movie. Otherwise, I have no freaking idea what was going on. Did the lead actress not do any study on what scene they were shooting per day? One sequence, shes being attacked and then next, she's happy like she has forgotten what the previous scene was. Why did the people turn into evil mutants? Why was half the movie bad horror and the other half bad romance? Was Ken evil the entire time? My mind is mush after watching that, I must have one of those balls in my mouth...

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

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1. A troma release. Oh boy, this is gonna be a wild ride. 😐

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2. Is the Muppet a security guard? 😂

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3. Linda's Mum is a saint. Weekend sandwiches. 🥪

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4. Wait, its a ventriloquist Dummy... but whose hand is inside him? 🤨

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5. Is George evil? 😈

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6. Julie... you deserve to die if you decide to drive the car that was just driving itself and nearly killed you. 🚗

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7. Anyone who has a walk man dances the exact horrible way... and I love it. 🕺

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8. Is this all happening in the same house? 🏠

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9. Jessica wanting to marry this man she's only known for 2 minutes. 👰‍♀

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10. Ohhhhhh. Twist. 🫨

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11. Jessica, Ken is at least 40. Stay away from him. 😬

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12. Is that ball going where I think its going? 🥴

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13. The ball can turn into ice? 🧊

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14. Jessica just went through a whole ordeal and then is excited to see Ken in the very next scene... what? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Dave - "Your quantity and I'm quality."

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💃 Queen of the Film: Mary-Rose

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🕺 King of the Film: George

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🎭 Soap Opera Star: Julie

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🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Julie

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🚩 Walking Red Flag: Julie

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🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Operation save Jessica.

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😏 Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Basically every 5 minutes.✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️

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What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments!

Rating Out of Five

💎 - Hidden Gem +5

🗑 - Trash -5

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💎💎💎💎 - Oh they were so close!!! Three quarters of this movie is amazing and then it kind of fizzles out. There is so much build up that it leaves you wanting a great pay off that never comes. It's a shame but it is still a fun movie. I will need to check out the documentary of making the film because I think I'll get my answer on what happened with that final act.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

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1. The 80s was such a magical time. 🕺

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2. Bullies never change. 👺

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3. That orb definitely killed multiple people. ⏺️

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4. I would be able to achieve... none of what these kids created. 🤪

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5. Those 3 boys would be dead. 😵

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6. These kids are acting way too calm being sucked into space. 😶‍🌫️

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7. SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE! 😍

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8. Is Wolfgang going to make out with this alien? 👽

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9. SPACE PIRATES!!! ⛵️

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10. Oh. Nevermind. 😒

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11. Lori likes a guy that can build spaceships. 😏

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Wak - Ehhhhhhh, What's Up, Doc?

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💃 Queen of the Film: Neek

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🕺 King of the Film: Darren

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🎭 Soap Opera Star: Wak

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🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Ben

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🚩 Walking Red Flag: Ben

Rating Out of Five

💎 - Hidden Gem +5

🗑 - Trash -5

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💎💎 - It's nothing perfect but still worth a watch. Some of the sequences made no sense and the kills are very lacking in gore or creativity. What keeps it above being a 🗑 film are the dance scenes throughout. They make it fun at least.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

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1. Dance off!!! 💃

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2. I could never get into this school. But a man can dream... 🕺

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3. SHE WAS THE BEST ONE. I bet she says that about every student that gets killed. 😬

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4. Creepy phone calls. Check. 📱

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5. Let us mourn through the dancing. 🙌

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6. You opened that front door and now suddenly... you are locked inside and can't leave? 🤨

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7. So you dreamt about this man and now you're breaking into his apartment? 🫣

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8. Yessssss, slap the shit out of him! 😏

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9. Why are all these older men preying on the younger students? 😒

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10. For a bunch of dancers, they're pretty bad at dodging stuff. 🤷‍♂️

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11. Guess no one's getting into Steiner and Morris... 🤦🏻‍♂️

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Margie - "What I think doesn't matter anymore... BITCH!"

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💃 Queen of the Film: Margie

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🕺 King of the Film: Borges

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🎭 Soap Opera Star: Candice

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🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: Janice

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🚩 Walking Red Flag: Dick

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🩸 Crazy Death Sequence: It's all the same. Pin to Boob.

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😏  Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

10 minutes till the school shuts, ill have a quick shower. ✅️

Lets rub lotion while we talk to Dick ✅️

Pin to the boob ✅️✅️✅️

Rating Out of Five

💎 - Hidden Gem +5

🗑 - Trash -5

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💎💎💎💎💎 - This has instantly become a yearly rewatch. It had insane amounts of camp that I love and adore. Plus - IT'S A MUSICAL. What's not to love. It was Grease meets Xanadu. Best way to describe it. The cast knew exactly what they were doing and it paid off. More people should know about this movie.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

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1. Their spaceship is a flying guitar. This is going to be phenomenal. 🎸

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2. Jermaine Jackson vs The Backstreet Boys. 🧟‍♂️

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3. Musical Star Trek!!! 🚀

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4. Danny Zuko walked so Frankie could run. 🕺

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5. A FIRE HYDRANT 😂

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6. Toilet cubicle choreography 🚻

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7. Happy Pride 🌈

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8. Is he gonna try and kill him with an electric beater? 🔨

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9. DeeDee transformation is top tier camp! ✨️

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10. Automatically starts pressing buttons on the ship. Could you be any ruder, DeeDee. ⌨️

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11. Oh DeeDee, you were Queen for so long. But you just lost the crown, girl. You are an awful person. 👑

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

DeeDee - "Frankie, why don't you leave him alone. Get off our back."

Dino - "I kind of get off on your front."

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💃 Queen of the Film: Diane

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🕺 King of the Film: ABCD

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🎭 Soap Opera Star: 1359

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🧠 Most Stupid Decisions: DeeDee

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🚩 Walking Red Flag: Frankie

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😏  Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Let's magically take the clothes!

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What were your thoughts on the film? Sound off in the comments!