Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎 - I was expecting more from this film. I think I was waiting for the rat to turn into a monster or our leading man to become a rat monster. I don't know, something crazy but it just didn't happen. It was literally a man vs a psychotic Stuart Little. Still fun but felt myself getting bored as it got towards the hour mark as they were just throwing in work scenes to pad the runtime. I might give it a rewatch, that is the only reason why it falls more into 💎 than 🗑.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. This is a cute family. I enjoy this family. 😊

2. There's something in the house! 😐

3. If you have an affair Bart, I am going to be pissed off. There's no suggestions that he will, it's just this family is too perfect. 😒

4. I think you need more towels, Bart. 😅

5. I feel this plumber is telling the audience what is to come with the rat. 🤨

6. Those rat traps are insane. 🐀

7. Not entirely sure why he is spending hours researching the history of rats but... okay. 🖥

8. What an awkward dinner party. 🍽

9. We have rat babies! 🐭

10. God damn it Bart, what did I tell you! 😡

11. This poor cat is going to get murdered by this rat, I just know it. 🐈

12. At this point, burn the house down and start again. 🔥

13. The size changes for this rat are insane. 🫠

14. Sure, just let yourself in Lorrie. 🔑

15. The more I look at the house, the more it reminds me of Stuart Little. 🐁

16. That's a giant candle he is holding, maybe it will end with the house burning down. 🕯

17. Oh lordy, please be a dream sequence. 🫣

18. The house has turned into something out of Mad Max. 🏍

19. I find it funny that even through the chaos, there are still scenes showing people where Bart works doing their job. 💼

20. Sir, someone is going to steal that luggage immediately. 🎒

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Bart - "Watch and weep, you furry fucker."

💃 Queen of the Film:

Meg

🕺 King of the Film:

Clete

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Bart

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Bart

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Bart

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Furry chaos

😏 Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Shower Time ✅️

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Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎 - It's a decent Detective film if that is what you're into. It almost feels like a movie from the 1930s, not the 1980s and needed to be in black and white. It is nearly a two hour film and doesn't drag like I thought it would but still probably could have been cut by twenty minutes. Also felt like it was a TV movie that was going to become a series due to its quirky side characters.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. None of these Detectives are wearing gloves and it's crazy. 😵‍💫

2. Faye Dunaway better live. She's the best one! 👸

3. They have found the murder weapon. ⚒️

4. What a way to go. 🫣

5. The store manager had the best energy. Give him more scenes. 😊

6. Quiet an interesting team Delaney has. This almost feels like a TV pilot. 📺

7. Looks like you've found the right place, Detective. 😎

8. There's Bruce Willis as an extra. Bless. 😌

9. No murdering for you tonight, Mr. Blank. 😏

10. Oh my... well that's not by the book. 😅

11. What? That's the ending? Boooooo 😒

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💃 Queen of the Film:

Mrs. Gilbert

🕺 King of the Film:

Delaney

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Barbara

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Daniel Blank

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Daniel Blank

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Ice Axe

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments! 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎 - If you want to see Shooter McGavin descend into madness because of a demon puppet, then this movie is for you! First half of the movie was meh but once the obvious twist is revealed, it becomes very entertaining.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. What kind of dungeon is this kid living in? 😐

2. Well as an adult, at least he has upgraded from dungeon to... apartment. 😎

3. Also... SHOOTER MCGAVIN! 🥳

4. Was that a scarf or a weird prosthetic chin on that man. 🤨

5. Shooter McGavin has been back all of five minutes and is already going crazy. 😵‍💫

6. I guess the drawing is more interesting than what's on top of you... 😏

7. Marcy is smiling at Shooter McGavin rather seductively. 💃

8. Jenny, it's time to get out of there. 🏃‍♀️

9. It looks like Shooter McGavin is not breaking through that wall at all. 😅

10. Classic possessed Shooter McGavin. 😈

11. Marcy, you are being a bit ungrateful. I assume you'll be killed soon. 💁‍♂️

12. Now is your chance, Jenny. Just run away and never return. 😉

13. What kind of torture chamber is this? 😬

14. Oh my... that chair is wild. 🫨

15. Now how are you going to get Paul into one of the playroom traps? 😶

16. Would an old skull be that solid? 💀

17. Should of fell vertical. 🔪

18. Did a tiny crystal kill him? 🔮

19. Jenny vs a puppet was not where I saw this film going but I am here for it. 😍

20. Well he only fell in the water, Jenny. Be smart. 💧

21. What a way to go. 🔫

22. Did we really need that last 2 minutes? 😑

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Marcy - "I'm not going to pose topless for any more magazines, I've saturated the market with my tits."

💃 Queen of the Film:

Jenny

🕺 King of the Film:

Roman

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Daniel

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Marcy

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Chris

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

The chair.

😏 Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Shooter McGavin gets lucky in dungeon ✅️

Paul gets lucky in dungeon. ✅️

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎 - Fun characters, a creepy villain and a forest location. What more could you want? I wasn't entirely sure about the rivalry between Nacho and Mauricio but it didn't really matter because the rivalry storyline goes out the window as soon as the killer shows up. I recommend giving this a watch if you're a slasher film fan.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Loving these in your face opening credits. 😍

2. What is this friend group? Is it a friend group? I have no idea. 🤨

3. Ten minutes in and I only want Nacho and Alejandra to survive. 😌

4. Freddy Krueger, is that you? 🔪

5. Nice little fake-out. 26 mins in and no kills yet but they are definitely coming. 😏

6. Wait... when did Javier hurt himself? 🤕

7. That actress is breathing rather heavily for someone who meant to be dead. 😂

8. Alejandra is instant queen. 👸

9. Carlota... why didn't you go with them? 🤦🏻‍♂️

10. Also, why are they hunting the maniac? Get out of there dumb dumbs. 😑

11. Nice shot Charly. 👌

12. Oh lordy, he has upgraded. 🔫

13. When there is a random vehicle parked out front that wasn't there before, maybe don't get in it. 🚗

14. So many times the killer could have shot Nacho. 😅

15. Well played Nacho. I guess you won the bet. 🙌

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Nacho - "CHARLYYYYY!!! CHARLYYYYY."

💃 Queen of the Film:

Alejandra

🕺 King of the Film:

Charly

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Nacho

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Mauricio

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Mauricio

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

So many bullets...

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments! 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

🗑 - It's not a bad film. It's just boring. The first hour is just the lead actress making bad decisions after her partner gets arrested. It finally gets good at the hour mark when Jim Brown as the lead villain enters the scene. Had he appeared earlier, it probably would have been great. I think audiences who are fans of gang-related films might enjoy this one. It just wasn't for me.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Stay in design class, Melissa. 🎨

2. What kind of high school is this? 🤨

3. Chico definitely brought a weapon when he wasn't supposed to. 🔫

4. This Jesus car is wild. ✝️

5. Rick got a new bandana. 😎

6. Imagine being next door neighbours to this gun fight 😵

7. Chico is the worst. 😒

8. Melissa... I think its time to move out of this town. 😶

9. Oh no, Melissa is going down a bad path. 🫣

10. This teacher is creepy. I don't know if he is meant to be. 😅

11. Oh wait. Yeah, the teacher is creepy. 😐

12. Jim Brown is already great as the villain! 😁

13. There's a lot of fade to black in this movie. ⚫️

14. A little bit of gasoline causes a massive explosion. ⛽️

15. Did they do that mini scene with BT to show the audience it was the next night? What a weird scene change. 🫠

16. Melissa, if the water is too hot, turn the cold handle. 🔥

17. Is that a tank? 🤣

18. The police raid is utter madness. 🤭

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Johnson - "We're gonna have to start paying these teachers more money."

💃 Queen of the Film:

???

🕺 King of the Film:

Rick

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Melissa

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Melissa

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Chico

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments! 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎 - I liked it. It was a little jarring at times with its tone. At one point, the villains are played as terrifying and then the next, they are bumbling idiots. It shifts into horror and comedy and doesn't know what it wants to be. But it is a nice 85 minutes that goes by pretty quick, had a decent body count and the performances are good.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. I can see Ray being the instant walking red flag. 🚩

2. Why is everyone slut-shaming Stephanie? 😒

3. These teens are annoying. Is anyone likeable in this film? 🤨

4. Steph, you can definitely do better than John. Aim higher. 😬

5. Where did that cat jump from? 😂

6. Well played Steph. 🥛

7. The old man meant well but he was driving horribly. 🚗

8. Steph's Mum is the worst. She just brings her daughter right back into the danger. 😑

9. Ouch. Walking on glass would not be pleasant. 🤕

10. I know Ray is horrible but John is a close second. 🙄

11. How did you not see the blood and glass, John. 😮‍💨

12. What is this audio dubbing? 😵‍💫

13. Well that was satisfying. 😌

14. Oh the old man is alive. Well that's good. 👴

15. Smart move, Steph. Now get outta there! 🏃‍♀️

16. You gotta shoot em in the head, Steph. 🔫

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💃 Queen of the Film:

Stephanie

🕺 King of the Film:

Gentleman with Cane

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Bob

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

John

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Ray

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Snap neck

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎💎 - This was hauntingly beautiful and so bloody sad. I went into this movie thinking it might have been a kids movie as it kind of started that way but lordy, it wasn't. Very much adult themes throughout and some rather gasp worthy moments. The killer is easy to guess but that doesn't make it any less scary when it is revealed. I watched the pre-release Director's Cut. I am intrigued what was cut so will watch the two other versions.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Was that archway to the cemetery added in because there was no surrounding fence... 😂

2. I agree with the dogs. Nuns are terrifying. 😳

3. Alligators in the pet shop... 😐

4. Grace is thirsty for Frankie's Dad. 😏

5. Donald getting punched in the face recieves one gem. 💎

6. Oh no, there's a child predator in the school. 🫣

7. Geez, that attempted murder was terrifying. 😶

8. The bickering grandparents are phenomenal. 👌

9. I have guessed who the killer is. 🧐

10. It took me way too long to spot the ghost out the window. 👻

11. Frankie, do not tell potential suspects that you might have their ring in your possession. 💍

12. Poor Matty. 😟

13. The car scene is terrifying! 🚗

14. That's a lot of candles.🕯

15. Get out of there Frankie! 🏃‍♂️

16. Reunited at last. 🥰

17. Geez, this guy just won't die. 😑

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Geno - "Are you gonna tell Dad I do it under the covers."

💃 Queen of the Film:

Mama Assunta

🕺 King of the Film:

Papa Charlie

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Agnes

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Agnes

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Geno

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Shot through the car.

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎💎💎 - Phenomenal. As soon as I saw the Wayans were involved, I knew this would be solid. Stupid comedy at its finest. I know the Wayans aren't everybody's comedy but if you like their kind of humour, I would recommend picking this one up. I had a great time. Mama Bell for President!

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Great soundtrack already. 🎶

2. Any Ghetto USA 😂

3. Gold chain photoshoot. 📷

4. Mama is phenomenal. Instant queen status. 👸

5. The youth gang competition is madness. 🏃‍♂️

6. Mama's stunt double. 👌

7. Down the stairs they go again. 😅

8. Cherry really wants those twelve inches. 🍒

9. Soul train disco! ✨️

10. The Chris Rock cameo was gold. 😍

11. Shaft theme song. 🥳

12. Omg, Flyguy's outfit. Love! ❤️

13. How many people were under those hats? 🎩

14. Damn, Cheryl needs an exorcism. 😈

15. Not Kung Fu Joe!!! 🫨

16. I just looked up Dawnn Lewis, who plays Cheryl and she voices Bernice Hibbert on The Simpsons. 👏

17. This shoot-outs gonna be amazing, I just know it. 🔫

18. Yayyyy!! Mama's back! 🥰

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Rib Joint Customer - "Alright, fuck the cup, pour it in my hands for a dime.

💃 Queen of the Film:

Mama Bell

🕺 King of the Film:

John Slade

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

🗑🗑🗑 - I'm not a fan of watching sexual violence on film and there was A LOT of it in this movie. Too much for me. Which is a shame because the story, as batshit crazy as it was, interested me. Had a certain character not been written into the film, I wouldn't have rated it so harshly and it probably would have been a 💎

But due to what happens, I don't really have any desire to revisit this one.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Interesting monologue. 🤨

2. It is crazy how much exposition is happening while she is topless. 😂

3. What the heck is that guy doing to her corpse? 🫣

4. That was unsettling. 🤢

5. The fact he is still at the funeral after what he did to Christine is crazy. 😵‍💫

6. Putting a mask on a skeleton is also madness. What is even happening here? 😳

7. Twenty minutes in and already so much has happened. 😅

8. That painting looks nothing like you, Sybille... 😒

9. If I was Gerard, I would have so many questions on why she would want to stay at this madman's castle. 🏰

10. I still don't understand why Hermann is still allowed in this castle after what he did to that corpse. 😵

11. That dress. That hair. It's... awful. 😬

12. Hermann is vile. I assume he is the reincarnation of Satan. 👿

13. I am sure you could have found that colour red without resorting to that... 🤦🏻‍♂️

14. Sybille... it's time to run. 🏃‍♀️

15. You could have explained where you were better. ☎️

16. Does this town not have a police department? 👮‍♂️

17. Did the dog kill her? 🐕

18. It's about time, Gerard. 🙄

19. Ouch, that's gotta hurt. ⚡️

20. Christine is pissed off. 😎

21. Why are you two still standing there? Run!!! 🫨

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💃 Queen of the Film:

Christine

🕺 King of the Film:

Gerard

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Charles Saint Simone

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Sybille

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Hermann

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Upside Down

😏  Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Relaxing at home. ✅️✅️

Assault ✅️✅️✅️✅️

Upside Down ✅️✅️✅️

👀The Rare Male Nudity:

Upside Down ✅️

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎 - This was a fun flick. A bit slow to start but it picks up speed once it gets going and the main four characters are pretty likeable. You actually feel for them, especially the two that change and there's a number of creative kills all the way through to its satisfying ending.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. What a phenomenal opening montage before the death and destruction begins. 👏

2. Wait... these people don't know each other? 🤥

3. This poor fake monkey. 🐒

4. Debbie, don't go through other people's stuff. 🙄

5. That radio antenna is insane. 📡

6. Okay, Debbie's classroom answer was pretty fierce. 💅

7. Duffy, you are sweating quite a bit there... 🥵

8. Damn, that is unlucky Debbie. 😳

9. Duffy's on a rampage. 😤

10. These guys deserved a lot more than what they got. 😒

11. The teacher chasing after Lauren. 🤣

12. But we can still help Debbie, right? 🫣

13. Did she projectile vomit everywhere? 🤢

14. Lauren referencing something the tow truck driver at the beginning said is wild. 🤨

15. Some of these Halloween costumes are amazing. 👌

16. So much carnage is happening and no one is screaming. Yet we get to listen to the opening theme song again... 🎶

17. Three down, two to go. 💀

18. Wow, the effects crew did Debbie dirty. 😑

19. I was expecting that twist. 😎

20. Guess they only had the one song to work with... 😅

21. They didn't have enough end credits but the song continues to play to black screen. 🤪

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💃 Queen of the Film:

Debbie

🕺 King of the Film:

Sam Nash

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Lovejoy

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Duffy

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Lovejoy

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Water spout 🚿

😏 Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Dead rabies

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎 - I honestly have no idea how to review this. It is stupid enough that it falls into 💎. I watched the Director's Cut so not entirely sure what the Theatrical is like and what it cuts. I might watch it at a later date. It doesn't take itself too seriously and it's just dumb fun. The actors all look like they are having a blast. Its the type of movie you can chuck on and have a laugh.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. I am surprised a Beach Boys song is the opening theme.

2. The character names are wild. 😂

3. Sparkle is not a teenager. 👵

4. I hear Buzz Cola, I think of The Simpsons. 🥰

5. The kitchen scene is solid. 👌

6. Big head is insanely strong. 💪

7. Jock really wanted that motor oil. 🛢

8. So many surfing montages... 🏄‍♂️

9. Zombie outfits are glorious. ✨️

10. Oh no, they've got Cindy Lou and Lindy Sue. 😱

11. Nerdy twist. 🤓

12. Lucky those rafts were in that lab. 😎

13. Bimbo Dad's should have been a spin-off. 😍

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Menlo: "Do you know what it's like to be the only guy at the beach with tits?"

💃 Queen of the Film:

Crystal

🕺 King of the Film:

Big Head

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Jocko

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Cindy Lou and Lindy Sue

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Menlo

😏  Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Beach sex ✅️

Oh hey boys ✅️

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

🗑🗑 - I do enjoy a slasher but this one was a bit of a miss. I feel they were attempting something meta but failed in executing it. The cassette song where the victim dies to whatever the word is playing on the song is a cool concept. It was the script that makes this film fall a part. I couldn't tell if the actors were improvising lines or if it was the dialogue but the amount of times per scene where a character says something that makes no sense with different emotions was crazy. For example, the guitar playing character goes from hippie to violent man to Crazy Ralph all in the space of ten minutes. The start also drags. Last thirty minutes were solid and the kills were decent.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Whoa, that shot took her head clean off. 🫠

2. Time to meet our future victims. 🤼‍♂️

3. Where did they find this bunch of people? 😂

4. Okay it's everybody's first film. That makes sense. 👌

5. I thought the girl with the crutches was just finding a room. She's been here all of 5 minutes and is already sleeping with the male cast. 😐

6. Donna, it's time to run back upstairs. 🏃‍♀️

7. The guitar player is annoying. 🎸

8. Little close with that knife, Bert. 🔪

9. The giant pool of boiling water... how? 🤨

10. I hope he wasn't a lead role in this film. 🫣

11. These women really want to sleep with this one man. 😉

12. Did that boat just explode? 💥

13. None of these idiots are staying in their rooms. 😮‍💨

14. Failing to blow out the candle was hilarious. 🕯

15. Lyn staying by herself in the classroom. 🤦‍♀️

16. Making a raft with six pieces of wood... 🪵

17. Wouldn't you just run away as soon as you hear the music. Why do these people walk towards it. 🙃

18. This man is clearly having a mental breakdown. 🫨

19. Well that's a fun little twist. 😊

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Donna - "I'm suppose to dance for this picture, not die for it."

💃 Queen of the Film:

Lyn

🕺 King of the Film:

John

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

BJ

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Jim

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Taylor

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Saw me, saw me.

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎💎 - This was good slasher fun. Honestly, the soup scene gets a 💎 all on its own. I thought we were going to have a slasher film take place at a night school but it really has not much to do with a night school besides the students and teachers that are targeted. Most of the film takes place in restaurants and apartments. Pretty good performances, decent kills although a lot is done offscreen and is left to the imagination but its put together well.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. There is no reason for Miss Barron to be spinning on that carousel at night besides to get killed. 😅

2. I may have guessed the killer already. 🤨

3. We just met at least 3 more future victims. 😉

4. Why are these streets so quiet? 🫣

5. I just don't think I could take a shower after running scared all the way home. 💧

6. The fact that wasn't a dream sequence is wild. 😐

7. Oh no, the head hit the tortoise! 🐢

8. Finds out she's pregnant and then immediately flirts with the waitress. 😒

9. Eleanor, slow it down. 🐌

10. Does she even go to night school? 🤓

11. That soup sequence was brilliant. So many fake outs. 🍲

12. All these teachers are terrible people. 🙄

13. Geez, he went flying. 🏍

14. Taj is a loveable arsehole. 😌

15. Did he ever make it to dinner with his girlfriend like he promised? 🫠

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Carol - "If you'll believe that bullshit honey, you'll believe anything."

💃 Queen of the Film:

Carol

🕺 King of the Film:

Taj

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Eleanor

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Kim

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Vincent Millett

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Soup

😏 Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Shower time ✅️

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments 🥳

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎 - Not the biggest fan of slow burns but this kept me entertained. It was pretty easy to guess where the film was heading but that didn't stop me from enjoying it. Very dark, moody and gothic with some creepy suspenseful scenes.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Imagine the Dad reading this letter. 😅

2. Duffy is the best character so far.👌

3. Phillip taking her to the wine cellar to have her watch him drink is a choice. 🤨

4. Pamela is going to murder Meredith. 🔪

5. Creeeeeepyyyyy. 🫣

6. Oh no, a dog is in the film. I am scared for him. 🐕

7. Gabriel definitely pushed his parents off the cliff. 😶‍🌫️

8. How does this teenager not know what a skateboard is? 🛹

9. Jeffrey is thirsty. 😏

10. Gabriel is also thirsty in a creepy way. 😳

11. Is Meredith into bondage? ⛓️

12. The psychopath is sixteen, Meredith. Stop having sex dreams about him. 😵‍💫

13. Why is everyone (except Duffy) a walking red flag in this film. 🚩

14. A letter within a letter is wild. ✉️

15. Yes! Duffy, get outta there! 🏃‍♀️

16. How long has the Detective been in the wine cellar?🍷

17. Stop touching the murder weapon. 😤

18. Sweet exposition from the lawyer. 😎

19. Her father is going to be sent a book by how much she just wrote down. 📖

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Harmon - "Class dismissed."

💃 Queen of the Film:

Duffy

🕺 King of the Film:

Mr. Langrock

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Meredith

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Meredith

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Gabriel

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Wine cellar

😏  Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Creepy dream ✅️

Bath time ✅️

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎 - This is more adventure fantasy than horror so go into it with that mindset and you'll have a great time. It is batshit crazy though how much they try to fit in this film. I honestly thought we were just going to get fishmen hunting people but we get voodoo, science experiments, treasure hunts, campy villains. It is ridiculous and stupid but in the best way.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. These men have seen better days. 😵‍💫

2. There will either be eaten by the fishmen or become the fishmen. That's my guess. 😉

3. That water looks contaminated...💧

4. Not the flamingo! 🫣

5. This island is chaos. 😅

6. Amanda is stunning!!! 😍

7. Sassy Shakira is also stunning. Damn it, the whole cast is. 🕺💃

5. Peter tried to kill the Lieutenant, yet he is still tagging along with them? 🤨

6. Besides the fishmen and an active volcano, this island would be quite a nice place to live. 🏝

7. Aww well that's a bit cute. She feeds them. 🥰

8. The Fishmen really need to kill Peter already. 😒

9. Apparently Edmond and his men can teleport. ✨️

10. Makauley Culkin has been through this forest. 🗡

11. Edmond is such a campy villain and I love him for it. 😈

12. This exposition under the sea is madness. 🌊

13. Shakira's prediction is bleak. 😐

14. Josè looks great! 🐡

15. Edmond, you've gone a little bit too far there. 😶

16. The floor is lava!!! 🔥

17. Claude is one lucky man to have survived ao much carnage. 😑

18. Ten minutes ago, you said you couldn't control them anymore Amanda. I call bullshit on this ending. 🙄

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Everything Edmond says. That man chews scenery.

💃 Queen of the Film:

Amanda

🕺 King of the Film:

Edmond

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Shakira

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Claude

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Professor

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Professor's Creation

Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎 - The weaker of the three in the boxset but still great. The actress, who played Susan, the demon witch child basically carried this whole project. She was amazing and after watching, I found out she did the Spanish dub of Linda Blair in The Exorcist and that is why she was cast in this film. Makes so much sense because this is basically a Spanish version of it. So happy I got this boxset. Three amazing hidden gems. Well done Vinegar Syndrome!

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. So much evidence and no one believes the priest about the evil. 😈

2. Truth Serum. Well played chief. 😎

3. Well then... that backfired. 😐

4. Ghost witch!!! 👻

5. Oh no. Poor little one. 👶

6. There's definirely not enough blood for all those women. 😅

7. Odd thing to cry about. At least it wasn't another woman. 🤷

8. Spit at me and I, too, would stab that needle down hard. 💉

9. Someone needs to call an exorcism on this young girl. 👧

10. La la la la la la la la la 🎶

11. It's crazy how many people still believe Susan ain't evil. 😒

12. Susan used Razor Leaf! 🍃

13. I guess you failed priest... 😔

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💃 Queen of the Film:

Anne Crawford

🕺 King of the Film:

Father Juan

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Esther

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Police Chief

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Mother Gautere

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Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎 - The opening scenes with Elizabeth Bathory were solid and I would have liked if we had continued with her. I am a fan of 1940s The Wolfman and I can see where a lot of the inspiration came from, especially the werewolf design. A lot of kills, some interesting plot choices and decent performances. Not as good as the other film in this boxset but still a great. I look forward to watching the final film.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1.  That's a lot of blood coming out of that neck 😐

2. Run witches! Run! 🧙‍♀️

3. I wonder what year we are in now... 🎆

4. Is that the Devil wearing that black gimp like suit? 🤐

5. Guess someone murdered her anyway... 😶

6. Maria is thirsty for Waldemar. 💧

7. Maria pretending to be her sister to seduce Waldemar is crazy... and seems to be working. 🫣

8. Well now this is awkward. 😅

9. Not the theatre people!!! 🎭

10. How many more full moons can there be? 🌕

11. She got pregnant very quickly. 👶

12. Casually wiping out her entire family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

13. Oh no, its a mob. 🔪

14. This is feeling very Beauty and the Beast now. 🎶

15. Furry child hand. ✋️

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Bathory - "Our vengeance will haunt you forever!"

💃 Queen of the Film:

Kinga

🕺 King of the Film:

Waldemar

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Irina

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Maria

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Maria

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Witch hanging

😏  Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

Devil worship ✅️

The sister ✅️

The other sister ✅️

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Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎💎 - The title may mislead people but it's a great watch. I felt creeped out in a number of scenes and the pacing was rather quick. I was closed to giving it another 💎 but certain things stood out that I found did not work. I don't think the cannibalism or the Major character should have been in this film. I think The Lady should have been in those scenes instead and given her more to do. She almost felt like an afterthought, which is a shame because she was so great. Regardless, I recommend this film and look forward to watching the others in this set.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. Oh no, not the bus driver! 😢

2. That kid is creepy. Violeta, run away! 🏃‍♀️

3. A town that isn't on the map. I'm sure no one will be killed. 😎

4. That hole in the painting is massive. How is she not seeing him? 👁

5. Oh that's creepy... 🫣

6. Ernesto has seen better days. 🧛‍♂️

7. The Lady is keen on Cèsar. 😏

8. Off the balcony he goes. 🤕

9. Is Luis perving on Alma meant to be charming? 😐

10. Is this giant about to hunt a little girl? 👧

11. Getting locked in a cemetery would not be fun. 😶‍🌫️

12. I don't think the kid meant to do that... 😨

13. I guess she was made of maggots. 🪰

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Giant - "The Lady says that you can do your job with just one arm.

💃 Queen of the Film:

The Lady

🕺 King of the Film:

The Giant

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Alma

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Raquel

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Luis

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

Getting surrounded.

😏 Director: "I know it's random but lets put breasts here":

A hole in the wall. ✅️✅️

The Lady. ✅️

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Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

🗑🗑🗑 - Interesting premise but there's not really much that happens. After a third of the way through, it just begins to drag and lose momentum. I like the dream-like fantasy sequences but otherwise, there's not much here and I found myself fighting to stay awake.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. These opening credits are rather colourful. 🌈

2. That dream sequence was crazy. 🤪

3. The classic bat on a string. 🦇

4. Marissa is stunning!!! 💃

5. Chantal is very forward with her questioning. Pull it back a bit Chantal. 😬

6. Get that ring back on your finger! 💍

7. Chantal probing some more. 🙄

8. I know they say vampire but I am getting more ghost vibes. 👻

9. Wait, is Chantal meant to be a love interest? ❤️

10. If she is, I am getting no chemistry whatsoever. 💔

11. This beach montage is weird. ⛱️

12. Paul continuously running away from Chantal is pretty funny. 😂

13. So they are in the tombs. 🤨

14. That's some interesting decomposition 🧟‍♂️

15. Once again, just leaving Chantal. 🤣

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💃 Queen of the Film:

Marissa

🕺 King of the Film:

Gunther

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Chantal

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Paul

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Chantal

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Rating Out of 5:

💎 or 🗑

💎💎 - It's pretty tame for vampire flicks of this era, especially when you had Hammer Horror starting up a few years before this. It needed a higher body count. They introduced so many people and barely anyone dies. I am a sucker for vampire flicks though and I still had fun with this Italian film.

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🤔 Random Thoughts While Watching:

1. When someone tells you that no one takes that road for all the money in the world and it leads you to a castle, what makes you think it's a good idea? 🚌

2. These people got so many warnings and still entered the castle. 🏰

3. Now don't leave your rooms... we all know they will. 😅

4. If a heard a kitten meowing, I honestly would follow the noises too so I am no better... 🐈

5. Well its daylight. Time to leave. 🏃‍♀️

6. After one death, I think going to the bridge they say is flooded just to make sure is better than staying another night. 💁‍♂️

7. Is burying your friend at a castle normal? 🤨

8. And a strip show? 👙

9. Gabor and Vera don't waste any time. 💋

10. Vera, Gabor is not making sense. Run away from him. 🧐

11. I enjoy Katia's new, sassy self. 😎

12. Vera, once again, he told you to stay in your room. 😒

13. Katia is pissssssed 😡

14. Some classic stunt fighting with yourself. 🥊

15. At least the other girls stayed in their rooms and weren't stupid like Vera. 🧠

16. Gabor is not coming to look for you Vera after he sells that castle. He's a player. 😈

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✍️ Best Dialogue:

Mrs. Balsz - "What are you waiting for? Run to him!"

💃 Queen of the Film:

Katia

🕺 King of the Film:

Zoltan

🎭 Soap Opera Star:

Vera

🧠 Most Stupid Decisions:

Vera

🚩 Walking Red Flag:

Gabor

🩸 Crazy Death Sequence:

A good ol' stake

What did everyone else think of this film? Sound off in the comments! 🥳