u/General_Celgare

I might have gotten this idea from TBB one on one's sandbox. (Basically you can make bosses fight each other by changing their teams)

Also Terminator, Crusher and Chronos are excluded here cus they're too OP and they will easily win.

Also Instakill attacks are banned, so EXEC can't use his ;corrupt command nor can Cesus repiece.

And as for Deathbringer and Soulfuse, they'll just sacrifice summons spawned by other bosses I guess.

Also Giant Noob cant instantly kill Catalog or every other small sized boss here anymore.

The GIf in the 2nd section is unrelated btw

Okay since Boffin and Brainiac act completely different, they both will only be able to buff Anti-Reds. 2x for Boffin, and of course 5x for Brainiac.

Although because of this, if Brainiac ever tries buffing Tarnished Sword, then he will only give 1.5x damage buff instead. And as for Boffin, he's unable to buff Tarnished Sword at all.

Actually forget about what I said, Tarnished Sword is UNABLE to be buffed by both Boffin and Brainiac at all.

Man, It's been a week since I've done the last, my apologies.

Also from now on, I'll also give my thoughts on if they were also a unit:

For today:

Tbh I can't see Burnout doing that much, he's useless on long length maps and also does barely any damage. You're better off using any other burn inflicting unit. Although I guess he can be somewhat useful because of his i-frames.

And Bottled is somewhat better, probably. The issue is that 9/10, he's most likely going to die before he can go on his rampage. And even then, his rage mode isn't really that good... Although he does shine in stages with enemies that can pierce or do global damage. (Cultist Muffin, Screecherhead, ect.)

Also free meme image in the 2nd lol

((Past here is unrelated))

"Oh yeah, I'm bloody exhausted! The constant whining, everyone asking for things ALL the time. It's insufferable. (Imitating) "I need iron blocks." "I'm out of bricks." "I don't want to be surrounded by lava!"

"Well you know what? It’s just as well you’re back. Because being Jesse is the worst. Oh yes, yes- I said it. I hate being you! Your people, your friends? They're so needy, so clingy. I have to listen to their stupid voices day after day after day just asking for things... I thought that being Jesse meant that people would do what I wanted to do! No one ever asks what I want! It’s all, “can I have iron?” and, “can I have gold?” And what are they using all that stuff for anyway?! Ugh, so annoying."

"It’s just... it was fun at first. Show them some super amazing display of my awesome powers, they’d laugh, I’d laugh... but soon they were just asking me to do that all the time. You know... you know what’s funny? You’ve made me see something. It’s starting to feel like maybe... I should just leave being Jesse... to you! You know... the genuine article? Maybe that is the best way to proceed."

"A whole new set of people, a whole new world... I’ll be a great leader, a great friend, next time around. I should thank you for all these wonderful little lessons you’ve helped me learn. Oh! Maybe- maybe I’ll have more fjords in the next one. Love a good fjord. I wonder if there’s a way to make the next set of people any friendlier...

I keep forgetting to continue this, I don't know why.

(Yeah so I only decided to do this because I forget to do intro posts for most of my claimed characters, the only one's I have done are White Pumpkin's, Toon 1X's and Tutorial Terry's, so why not just fit all of them into one post?)

(NOTE THAT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE BECAUSE OF THE IMAGE LIMIT, anyways now I'ma do some long ass writing as shown below.)

*As they approach the house, Commander spoke out of curiosity.*

Commander: "What is this place? Some sort of... House?"

Titus: "Of course it is ya dimwit!"

Nerd Duck: Quack quack. (Commander are you blind of course that's a house.)

Doombringer: "I don't really care, as long as if it has a TRIAL ROOM."

Aberrant John Doe: "I can sense many souls living here..."

JX1DX1: "MAN.THIS.PLACE.LOOKS.KINDA.WEIRD."

Blackrock King: "Man, I hope this place atleast has an air conditioner or something to keep me cool."

Robur: "What even us this place?"

Azuri: "I don't know High Councilman, but I heard the queen is living here so atleast that's a good thing."

Toothy Deer: "Owie my teeth..."

Reginald: "WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WITH US EVERYWHERE WE GO???"

Captain Trotter: "Argh... Where we even are we?"

The Great Floccuinaucinihilipilification: "Man, I hope this place has a genie lamp so I can live better instead of a bottle or a fucking shovel."

Telamon: "Hm... This place seems interesting for sure."

Finn McCool: "Seems like heaven, atleast I can spend time here with my pals."

Dussekar: "Hm... I've heard that Shedletsky is probably here."

1Eggs: "Seems like a good place to cook my dishes in."

Kitchen Wizard: "I'm joining alongside you pal."

Doomsday Muffin: "WHERE... ARE WE???"

Catalog Muffin: "Oh calm down, this place isn't that bad."

Cesus: "Ah... Seems like a place I can relax in."

EXEC: "Wait... Where am I even going to build my laboratory at in this place?"

Fusecoil: "YOU DON'T BRO."

Outcast: "I wonder if this place has room for me and this big ass spider parasite inside of me."

Insecure: "I've heard there was a theater here, which is why I'm joining!"

NO SERIOUSLY, ALL I REMEMBER WAS BEING IN SFOTH UNTIL I WAS TELEPORTED HERE??"

Got this while scrolling trough YouTube💔

"No seriously, all I remember was being trapped in a bottomless pit out of ender pearls, and now I'm suddenly here."

"Oh well, atleast it's better than being stuck in that crap."

Should I be concerned?

40 HP bro😭!? I just started playing the game😭

Honestly, besides SDS, FOD and Monochromatic, it was quite fun to say the least.

Anyways I'ma mess around in sandbox now I guess.

Like no SERIOUSLY! This is the most unbalanced boss on Normal Mode. More than 3 star Cesus, Martyr and Apostle combined. Like what do you mean the Director has an attack that stuns all towers for a few seconds + SUMMONS A SHIT TON OF MINI HANDS THAT JUST MOW DOWN EVERYTHING.

DID I even mention the peons? THEY'RE ALSO ANNOYING AS HELL! Spotlights are hella annoying being flying whilst constantly healing enemies, Stuntman constantly rushing dealing high damage with a fast walkspeed, and did I even mention the FUCKING PAINTERS!? THEY SUMMON A SHIT TON OF ACTORS WITH HIGH HP + DOES ALOT OF DAMAGE WHILE HAVING HIGH HP THEMSELVES.

NOT TO MENTION THE PROJECTORS FRYING TROUGH MY UNITS WITH THEIR SPOTLIGHTS, SECURITY HAVING A TON OF DEFENSE + REDIRECTING ALL OF MY UNITS ATTENTION TO THEM, AND STEREO MAN CONSTANTLY ANNOYING ALL OF MY UNITS WHILE ALSO BEING EXTREMELY TANKY WITH IT'S SHIELD. DANCERS ALSO CONSTANTLY PUSHING WITH THEIR FAST WALKSPEED, AND SPINDLINGS MOWING TROUGH MY UNITS.

I TRIED USING TARNISHED SWORD, VULCAN, IVORY, NOTHING WORKED.

I hate whoever designed this boss.

(This is 3 star btw)

Like genuinely this stage sucks ass. I've attempted this stage for FIFTY+ ATTEMPTS. AND ONLY A FEW OF THEM REACHED THE BASE. I'm currently using the Tarn Sword strat, as it feels way more consistent for me. But NO MATTER WHAT I DO, TARN SWORD ALWAYS DIES NO MATTER WHAT. THERE'S ALWAYS 4 OUTCOMES THAT HAPPENS IN EACH OF MY RUNS:

1. (Rare) Newell kills all of my Healorbs/Slateskin and DOESN'T target the Jetpacks which causes Tarn Sword to die extremely early

2. Enemy absorber decides to activate when Tarnished Sword is at the front causing him to get mauled by a Chainsaw, Ragester or Kamikaze

3. There's no Tumored Trowel to protect T Sword from Ragester which causes Tarn Sword to either die or take a huge amount of damage.

4. (Rare) Tarnished Sword manages to make it to the base only for either:

1a. Enemy absorber pops up at the worst possible time which causes Tarn Sword to get killed which causes me to have to restart for the 1652434261771th time.

2b. A FUCKASS KAMIKAZE DECIDES TO RUIN THE ATTEMPT BY KILLING TARNISHED SWORD OMG.

You can tell how much HATRED I HAVE for this stage because of this body text alone.

Also did I forget to mention that one time, Tarnished Sword died to the FUCKING flare Hazard?

I need a break man...

I see myself

Engulfed in bright lights

Intertwined by dragging time I'll keep going 'til I shatter my spine

This act I'll thrive

This life is finite

It's the end of the line for you and I

Likes it either the most freeish, chill stage that even a Level 1 Battler could beat.

Or it's a "IF YOU MISTIME EVEN ONCE YOUR BASE FUCKING DIES!" stage.

On a another note, I genuinely don't know how SDS and FOD managed to get approved and get added into the game.

Wish me luck on RNG's of Damnation gng✌️

Backline Killer vs Ranged Healer

Image is VERY related.

1,7k worth of HP btw

Also let's just pretend that Temple Guardian, The Ancients and Frostmaw don't have the "Invincibility in Numbers" attribute for this particular battle to make the fight actually possible.

As for the order, (where they appear) it's basically depending on there debut. Meaning that Blue is at the front, while Frostmaw is dead last.

Woe, 204 damage be upon ye.

Since.the.list.of.movies.were.going.to.watch.have.been.completed.ima.now.be.heading.to.the.store.to.grab.some.things.for.me.and.the.others.

Currently.on.the.list.i.have.is:

1. Some Bloxaides. (Requested by Finn)

2. Pirate Juice (Requested by Trotter)

3. A whole ass genie lamp (Requested by Flocci)

4. Tuna (Requested by Terry)

5. Bloxy Cola's (Also requested by Finn)

6. 5 Combo Meals (Which consists of a Burger, Drink and Fries) [requested by Azuri and Robur)

7. 10 Grilled Cheese's (Requested by Dussekar)

8. 4 Jasmine Tea's (Requested by Cesus)

9. A whole ass container of Spaghetti (Requested by Doombringer)

And.heres.the.list.of.movies.were.going.to.watch:

1. Megamind (peak choice)

2. Wolfwakers

3. The entire Sonic movie trilogy (1-4) and the Sonic the Hedgehog OVA movie

4. White Fang

5. October Sky

6. 007 Dr No

7. Project Hail Mary

8. The Cake Night Rises (this one was actually accepted, I just forget to reply.)

9. BEAR5: FNAF movie

10. The Last Guest

11. The Minecraft Movie (Requested by Toothy)

12. The OG SpongeBob Movie (Requested by Terry)

"THATS.AN.INTRESTUNG.CHOICE.OF.MOVIES."

"ALSO.YEAH.THIS.LIST.MIGHT.GET.A.BIT.TOO.LONG.AINT.IT?"

Would they genuinely be best friends?

Ignore the last image I don't know why it's there.