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Im now three years into my sentence.
So I finally decided, that writing isn't for me.
u/GiborDesign — 14 hours ago
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender: says: "Hey!"
Horse: "Yes, please!"
u/GiborDesign — 1 day ago
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Krebszelle!
Krabbe erkrankt im Gefängnis an Tumor
u/GiborDesign — 1 day ago
▲ 88 r/wortwitzkasse
Mein Hund spielt Computerspiele. Welches?
WoW.
u/GiborDesign — 2 days ago
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.
But apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
u/GiborDesign — 2 days ago
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We were in hurry while cooking, but my wife told me to put some herbs on the food anyways.
I told her, there is no thyme.
u/GiborDesign — 3 days ago
▲ 47 r/wortwitzkasse
Mir ist mein türkisches Essen runtergefallen.
Es ist ein Fallafel.
u/GiborDesign — 3 days ago
▲ 148 r/dadjokes
My wife read a draft of a mystery novel I'm working on. She goes, "I don't get it... in chapter two you randomly wrote 'shadow, shadow, shadow, shadow'... what the hell does that even mean??"
I'm like, "Babe... it's called four-shadowing."
u/GiborDesign — 10 days ago
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Beim letzten Einsatz ging ein Vermessungstechniker verloren.
Er ist messing in action.
u/GiborDesign — 12 days ago
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Did you know Bruce Lee had a very stern brother?
Seriously.
u/GiborDesign — 12 days ago
▲ 38 r/dadjokes
You can take my fireworks when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!
Which are over there on the sidewalk...
u/GiborDesign — 13 days ago
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A very bad music composer commited suicide.
He didn't even leave a note.
u/GiborDesign — 1 month ago
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Dr. Frankenstein was very bad ...
...at making friends.
u/GiborDesign — 1 month ago
▲ 194 r/dadjokes
My mom and my dad were quite the opposite:
My mom was always right and my dad left.
u/GiborDesign — 1 month ago
▲ 181 r/dadjokes
When I feel lonely, I buy some shares at the stock market.
It's nice to have some company.
u/GiborDesign — 1 month ago
▲ 84 r/wortwitzkasse
Meine Kinder springen gerne auf meinem Bauch rum.
Sie nennen das ein Wampolin.
u/GiborDesign — 1 month ago
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Just when you think you've heard all the wordplay jokes already, I present you with this one:
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u/GiborDesign — 1 month ago
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Bei der Firma Patex sind eine ganze Reihe Arbeiter in den Streik getreten.
Sie kämpfen für bessere Haftbedingungen.
u/GiborDesign — 1 month ago
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I gave my local food bank some cookies shaped like different countries.
They thanked me for the dough nations.
u/GiborDesign — 1 month ago
▲ 24 r/wortwitzkasse
Welches sind die kriminellsten Wintersportler?
Skispringer, die geraten alle auf die schiefe Bahn.
u/GiborDesign — 1 month ago