u/GitmontYCor

nah he cooked with that one, “cos we’re just gonna kill em!!!!”

it’s also cool that in the end he was so nonchalant about it. “it was just a bunch of crap” Sam said to the interviewer. if only he knew that this bit would actually inspire me to become a comedian as well

my hot girlfriend is asleep right next to me and here i am cracking up just remembering the bit. the heavy breathing in the beginning? the “hold up, give me some more time” after 3 minutes of silence and Sam drinking water. yeah this was hilarious. I wish I could hang out with him, he would probably bully me for a bit just to test out if i fit the group, but I would bounce right back at him with friendly banter

Nah, can I be real with you now, anon? CCA patriot here (Conservative Christian American). I can't stand the sexualization in our media. Aren't we supposed to make family-friendly content? I thought we were all about increasing the population, births, fertility and stuff.

How am I supposed to watch this video with my extended family if there's a conventionally unattractive female with autism there? Can we at least hire a real girl like Megan Fox from the Transformers movies? That fine lady is the only reason I got into girls.

The collective left wanted to make comedy illegal. We fought them. We won. And this is what we do now? An autistic girl thumbnail? Who let her join the group, by the way? Why am I FORCED to see her? Can we do something about girls infiltrating male-dominated spaces? It ruins the vibe instantly. Look at the thumbnail: Erik Hayden is literally in the lady's shadow. They use this subliminal messaging on purpose, they’re not even hiding their contempt for us. We need a conservative version of MDE to fight that crap.

not me trying to fall asleep and then remembering sam Hyde paradigm shift troll 😂