r/Bombstrap

I feel like he'd be annoying, in the way and obnoxious

Where shall the noble group of treehouse dwellers, ketamine poppers, kool-aid drinkers, quake master players, and greaser posting analyzers go to discuss topics of the utmost importance if our club gets deemed unredditable and we are left without a digital homeland to conduct our psionic thought-provoking mindlink experiments?

Perhaps we will migrate en masse to r/milliondollarextreem, where the sacred scrolls of schizophrenia are soon to be studied under blacklight. Or maybe we slip quietly into r/altcomedy, blending in among the unhinged and the terminally ironic, dropping our microdosed philosophy between bits about airline food and ego death. If we play our cards right —and by that I mean maintain plausible deniability— we could even colonize r/jreepodcast, slowly turning the comment section into a 3-hour monologue about DMT entities, 90s LAN parties, and the spiritual implications of the Joe Rogan Experience.

Worst case scenario, we fracture into different locations in segregated woods all around the globe as “The Greaser Oracle” guides us through our next base camps where we will conduct coordinated watch-a-tons of some of the greatest hits in the MDE catalog alongside old Idubbbz videos and Xavier: Renage Angel episodes. Some of us will go full schizo and start a podcast. Others will simply vanish into the cold night, never to be heard from again except in the occasional cryptic bumper sticker sighting.

Wherever we end up, remember the sacred law: the MIRTH must continue. The Raped must be studied. The posts must remain psionically charged.

Stay mindful, cowboys.

I’ve been emailing Anthony Weiner back and forth about running as a Republican in 2028. Is it time for the pendulum to swing backwards into Phylo-Semitism? What are his odds? Is this the darkhorse candidate that was prophesied?