Image 1 — This guy called me a newfriend on 4chan in 2011
Image 2 — This guy called me a newfriend on 4chan in 2011

This guy called me a newfriend on 4chan in 2011

I've only played the game for about 4-5 hours pls don't spoil anything. Just dropped by to say I love this guy.

u/AustinNothdurft — 18 hours ago
▲ 7 r/flags+1 crossposts

I bought a flag from the USA government on the 250th

If you know how I ought to frame this flag for preservation, any advice would be appreciated. I’d love to be able to give it to a future child or grandchild someday.

u/AustinNothdurft — 7 hours ago
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Most people should never go online

Every day irl I interact with ugly awkward people, but they’re nice and they have kids and they get along with other ugly awkward people. The online mind cannot imagine this. Women spend a few months online and decide that they want to be single forever and that every other human being outside their house is either raping or being raped. The men are all trying to be 15 or a Made it Out the Hood RN forever. Sometimes they become terrorists.

TRY LOOKING FOR BEAUTY IN ORDINARY THINGS

!YOU ARE DEVALUING GODS CREATION EVERYDAY!

Your great great grandparent came to America with an 8th grade education and he probably looked like ASS! But he didn’t spend time on the internet so he didn’t spend all year trying to achieve a sub 12% body fat percentage. He just learned to paint houses and fucked.

If your bloodline is going to end because someone told you something online then GET OFF THE INTERNET and go ANYWHERE WITH PEOPLE YOU CAN DATE. YOURE BANNED FROM THE INTERNET!

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u/AustinNothdurft — 4 days ago

I don’t have time for a second play through :(

Is it fun to play a motorics centered detective? In my play-through I think Interfacing was the only skill from that tree that felt good to invest in.

What tf happens when you’re high in both composure and half-light?

Finally, is there anything more broken mechanically than >!conceptualization and encyclopedic knowledge?!< I got the skills to let you >!constantly gain money xp and hp back when they talked!< and could basically do anything I wanted consequence free.

u/AustinNothdurft — 5 days ago

I think it is more likely that something exists beyond our senses then nothing existing beyond our senses.

I understand why modern philosophy ignores theism, as anything beyond our senses isn’t possible to study. I also understand why atheists are skeptical of established religions and spiritual practices do to what I just stated… but I feel like the odds of humanity having no blindspots in our biology to be extremely unlikely, in the same way that your dog cannot truly understand the universe beyond it‘s biological capabilities.

Obviously their isn’t much to really debate here, I’m essentially stating an opinion, but I’d like to hear any counters I haven’t considered.

EDIT: I‘m sleeping

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u/AustinNothdurft — 19 days ago

The best thing to come out of this show

is Romeo

I’m so happy that Sylvia got to have a kid. If anyone got anything out of Fishtank it’s her. The bloodlines of basically every other fish will probably end… but Sylvia’s will go on!

u/AustinNothdurft — 19 days ago

To my future sweetie

Do you like Trifle?

I wish I knew your favorite treat. I could get good at making it now. Maybe you haven’t even found your favorite thing yet though. We’ll go out for dinner one day and you’ll order something new for fun that will blow your mind.

Or maybe you just love something simple. Chicken, rice, some veggies. I could spend a lifetime eating that with you. I can’t wait for our quiet dinners.

Right now I’m learning to make good German food. I want to be able to make worldly things for our kids… if we have them… and they aren’t picky eaters…. if they are I’ll still make things just for you.

u/AustinNothdurft — 20 days ago

I loved hearing about this debtmaxxing queen today

Thanks for the free money credit card company

🔥 NEVER PAY THE IRS 🔥

u/AustinNothdurft — 21 days ago

Senator Armstrong from MGRR is a fantastic example of an almost-Übermensch figure

His ideology is essentially to burn down America and remake it into a country for people with a Nietzschean spirit. The entire game is basically an allegory for how an almost-Übermensch and his less-ideal heralds stomach the perpetual war that humanity is seemingly predestined to, and easy enough for a person that doesn’t enjoy reading to understand. Obviously this comes from an anime beat em up game for teens from the 00’s so don’t take things too seriously.

(The heralds coping mechanisms in order are: submission to something greater, cooperation with something greater, nihilism, sadism/hedonism, and negligence/willful ignorance if you’re interested)

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u/AustinNothdurft — 23 days ago

I wish they’d combine all the food tools

You could actually reduce the tools in your kitchen drawer by a bit if you had all the kitchen tools on one knife. The wine tools, the cheese master, the can opener which they didn’t put on either of the other tools…. if they made a big knife for the kitchen I’d buy it.

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u/AustinNothdurft — 23 days ago

DingDong and Julien are having a beef with OneyNG

HE CALLED THEM GAY FURRIES ON THE COMEDY PODCAST!

Idk how many of you guys watch Oneyplays but I know PPP does.

This clip will not make sense if you don’t watch the show because DingDong is talking as vaguely as possible… irl vagueposting if you will… but basically the guy talking and his boyfriend were on a popular YouTube show pretty adjacent to KinoCasino content wise. They joke about the 00’s-10’s internet and old cringe that zoomers might not remember….. however, their third friend and co-host joked about them BEING FURRIES! ON THE LOLCOW VIDEOGAME SHOW OMG!

But it gets worse! Their friend dropped a cryptic joke about DingDong having a hyper specific fetish for this lizard carrying a tuba around and voring other animals…. it was so cryptic in fact that no one even understood the joke until DingDong explained it… so he told on himself.

Also he won’t go back on the show because some of Oney’s fans might be alt-right. WOAH BUDDY ITS 2018 AGAIN THE ALT RIGHT ARE BACK AND THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN AMERICA!

To explain this further, imagine if Andy was a liberal gay furry, he made all the same content with PPP for years, then one day after all the jokes he made on Kino he left the show and got mad at PPP for making coke jokes. Excuse me sir, but you made a living off of dunking on other people, did you expect that sword you lived by to never turn back on you? Also Andy’s boyfriend is even more mad at PPP for no reason.

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u/AustinNothdurft — 23 days ago

I can’t believe Alex B and BURT aren’t famous

If you put them on an “Idiot Abroad” sort of Netflix show, fly them out to the third world and have them react to things, I swear every tv normie would watch it. They also don’t have normal backgrounds like the other fish do. Alex being the most talkative person I’ve ever seen, using his Bernard money on monkeys and drugs and BURT being a Mr Mensa porn star with all of his diagnoses… they both seem like people that should’ve been discovered way before Fishtank. I’m glad that Sam and Jet found them first but man, it feels strange that they did.

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u/AustinNothdurft — 25 days ago

Casual sex is objectifying

It makes people good enough for one of your moods.

That guy’s not good for marriage, or even dating. He’s your sex guy.

The girl you’re dating? You’re with her for settling down, but you wouldn’t have hooked up with her.

Some people are for sex, some people are for the home, but they’re just not right for both…. wouldn’t it be healthier to just wait?

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u/AustinNothdurft — 26 days ago

Brittany Venti’s last kick stream was just her dropping the hard r for two hours

If you’re really chuddy it’s still up on her channel right now.

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u/AustinNothdurft — 29 days ago