r/OneyPlays

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I hate hypotheticals like this

Hypotheticals like this are tiring and boring. I could have 30 million, and I get to pick the animal? Any animal? Fine, a koala, or a fish, or an ant. Literally any of these options are completely fine and follow the rules of this hypothetical, so to make the question even remotely interesting you need to add extra conditions.

These sort of questions are incredibly half baked and uninteresting, and I hate them. If you’re posting a hypothetical question, make it challenging. People shouldn’t have to change the rules of the question just so its not boring.

One last hypothetical I hate are ones where you are given an advantage or power but it has limitations. Such as “You can have teleportation, but you can only teleport to places you’ve been before”.

Like, okay? Fine. You mean I now have a superpower with limitations? Cool, because I currently don’t have any powers so thats way better than my current situation. These sort of hypotheticals are saved when you add multiple options though, such as picking between flight and teleportation.

tldr: Come up with better hypotheticals

u/Owen-DT-Gauvreau — 2 hours ago
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I genuinely think Dave’s uncle is an awful person

I've despised Dave's uncle ever since Dave told the story about how his uncle took away his PS2 over an SD card that Dave has consistently maintained he never had. Whether it's my place to say or not, I genuinely cannot understand how a grown adult, someone who is supposed to be a role model and protector could manipulate a child into doubting himself and trying to force a false confession over something that was never proven. There was no evidence, no reasonable justification, and no honest attempt to determine the truth. Instead, an adult with complete authority over a defenseless child used intimidation and pressure until Dave was backed into a corner with virtually no way to defend himself. That isn't discipline it's psychological manipulation. A child should never have to bear the burden of disproving an accusation that was never supported by facts in the first place. What makes the story even more infuriating is that years later, after Dave had become an adult, he approached his uncle again in good faith. Dave sincerely and respectfully reaffirmed that, from the bottom of his heart, he never had the SD card. Rather than showing even the slightest remorse or acknowledging that he may have wronged an innocent kid, his uncle dismissed him and casually admitted that everything related to the PS2 had already been sold. That response wasn't just disrespectful, it demonstrated a complete lack of accountability and empathy for the damage he had caused. To me, Dave comes across as the only person who acted with maturity. As a child, he was powerless. As an adult, he sought closure instead of revenge. His uncle, meanwhile, abused the imbalance of power to punish someone who couldn't defend himself and never had the decency to make things right afterward.
If Dave's account is accurate, his uncle exploited a child's vulnerability, manipulated him into questioning his own innocence, and used an unsubstantiated accusation as justification to take away something that meant a great deal to him. That kind of behavior is cowardly, predatory, and deeply disgraceful. Anyone willing to treat a child that way has failed in one of the most basic responsibilities of adulthood: protecting, guiding, and being honest with those who depend on you. Dave deserved compassion, fairness, and someone willing to listen. Instead, he got an adult who chose intimidation over truth and pride over accountability. That is the lasting impression his uncle left, and it's difficult to view him as anything other than a bully who preyed on a defenseless child. That groomer better sleep with one eye open.

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u/DoctorHJEasterman — 18 hours ago
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Will they cast the OG Fucktoy Cory for an inevitable UrbanSpook movie adaptation?

Uwe Boll and Martin Scorsese are already in a bidding war over the rights.

u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718 — 15 hours ago
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Pleas don’t tell Corey about this

Why is this allowed even Ken penders didn’t even go this low.

u/SkweezCtrl — 21 hours ago
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Pov you just mentioned lore about sonic and didn't get a small detail correct

u/snsnn123 — 22 hours ago

Is Tomar voice acting in the upcoming SBR episodes?

Could be wrong, but I swear it sounds like Tomar voicing Mountain Tim in the English 2nd STAGE trailer 53 seconds in. I tried looking up the English voice cast, but to my knowledge the new characters in the trailer have yet to be revealed.

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Which episode is it where Dave tells the story about breaking his arm and his soccer coach assaulting the kid who did it?

I thought it was in PvZ but I’m halfway through and I’m starting to doubt it

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u/abundanceofb — 17 hours ago
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Bowlbo is expected to release in about 3 months

As per this interview, Jake one of the main coders of oneywayre was asked about a potential release time and gave an iffy response of "about 3 months" presumably to get ahead of gta 6's release. If you don't believe me, read it yourself. Good night everyone, Bowlbo soon

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u/MicroWavr — 2 days ago