It was from revving my bike too much.
And if I woke up a Chinese woman
It was from yelling “Chinese people are welcome here”.
And if I woke up a Chinese woman
Id look at my dog a little differently.
And if turned into a Chinese lady, I’d find some greasers, and make them train me. Show me how to ride a bike. And turn into a Chinese dy-
Cuz I spent all my money getting here I don’t have a way to pay for my ticket
Hi Reddit. I recently moved into a small town with an old school bowling alley, like the one in the town I grew up in (as a kid). I was over the moon when I found out there’s a vending machine that sells old cigarettes before they changed all the laws to lower their potency. My grandpa was in the navy, served his country in the South China Sea all while puffing on a satisfying cigarettes (relevant later)
Me thinking about his navy service got me thinking that if it was good for my grandpa, the older cigarettes will probably be even better for me. I think they also forgot to update the machine prices to reflect current legislation because an entire package of 20 premium cigarettes was only a few cents below $4. I should mention too that I haven’t even been bowling. I just show up to smoke the old cigarettes. When I was a kid my dad would tell me not to eat the gum in a pack of unopened baseball cards found in the attic because it was probably so old, but looking back, it’s probably because he wanted them for himself… thats what I would do if my child found a pack of old cigarettes, or maybe in 20 years it will be a candy flavored vape.