u/Ok-Tumbleweed389
PSA: you really are just as funny as the crew
Remember to try to emulate their comedic style everywhere on this subreddit and flood every comments section with it, it really does work just as well in text form than in video form. What's even better is when you repeat jokes you've heard on the show, honestly that's where I laugh the hardest, everyone who actually saw that laughed and they think you're hilarious, it's not just recognition of a thing they know. Tomar is a murderer and Zach is a smol bean goblin. Fucking A, that's where comedy is at. You should play some Quake, definitely better than modern fps games and way better than any other indie game trying to emulate it. Dusk was actually ok, rest is kinda garbo. Download custom episodes for Quake and you'll never run out of excellent video game content.
Fuck Half-Life 3
Valve sucks, they spent doing so much time perfectioning the art of conning little kids into buying a bunch of skin that major key developers that made the games good are just gone. Counter Strike 2 is just straight up aids. I've played some of Half Life Alyx, it's ok, I've had the ending spoiled and it sounded r-worded. I want a Left 4 Dead 3 above all else, but you guys know the joke: Valve can't count to 3! haha, fuck that's hilarious. Gabe Newell is fat.
How's the difficulty or pacing of the game?
Not sure if I can directly mention it here but I've played some of its "predecessor" and found it almost too fast paced and too easy. I'm a solo player more than anything so I still appreciate the changes but I'm afraid Legends, like its predecessor, might lean way too hard into the easy side.
I also like the slow paced nature of EQ, long resting time, long spell learning, long mindless grinds etc... Are these kept from the og to Legends?
Many thanks, can't wait to give the game a try tonight 🙏
I did sex work...
It was work getting it up for this fat ugly bitch I call my ex!
You know that Norm Macdonald shirt he has?
It's dope but I can't find it, does anyone know where he got it from?
Bladee rocks
Didn't fully realize until recently when I was dead drunk and listening to random tracks on YouTube, stumbled upon who goes there and I've been playing that on a loop since. The "texture" (not gonna pretend I fully understand the term) of the instrumental is insane on there. Already was listening to a few of his tracks here and there, be nice to me and oxygen were a frequent bump on similarly drunken occasion, listened to ginseng strip from the lean man himself back when it was still fresh and new but never "fully" really realized how great these guys are.
Damn! Gotta listen to a full album now, prob gonna start with eversince
AI is really bad but have you considered this
Oh maaaan my underwear is soaked fuck man someone HELP fuck I can't take this no more man, rock bottom
I freaked out because I cut out my nicotine for a bit
Science experiment: done. My body needs its nic to properly function. I underestimated nicotine withdrawal and I basically was an emotional wreck. Genuinely was effed up my guy. Hope you enjoy this post from le fellow approved member. We're like a shadowy elite group, I deeply romanticize this subreddit, we're kinda like the all knowing thief guild from the thief video game series. Or the brotherhood of steel from Fallout. Effing epic!
Hope you enjoyed my stream of consciousness post as much as I did writing it!!! You're all handsome fellas
Old Stalker fan movie/parody
I'm trying to find that one. It was really old; probably around the SoC era. The only detail I can remember is the main character cutting up a sausage on top of an abandoned car and throwing bits of it to check for anomalies.
It's all I have but I'm curious about finding it again, lemme know if you have any idea
Getting beered up
I'm incredibly relaxed, there's a cool breeze outside. Played some Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits earlier, what a banging sound. Everybody doing good?
Major disconnection that last for 15 seconds
I mainly play cod zombies, a game that resets you every time you die. Happened to me like 5 times already since yesterday that my controls would spin around with no other inputs being registered, then the screen would freeze and when the freezing is finally gone, the game would put me in a fail state. Incredibly frustrating.
My connection is stable and high quality, I can only think that comes from the Xbox servers. Any known fix, does it happen to anyone else? Thanks babitos
using edge with better xcloud
Controller feels really bad
Mouse and keyboard I'm soaring like an eagle but using the controller aiming feels very sluggish and messy, sometimes I can empty a whole magazine besides a zombie. The aim assist either feels too strong or too weak, sometimes it straight up locks in into the wrong enemy, even clearing those weird yellow tumors on the generator in the ashwood survival map is a pain, it would lock into a zombie when I'm just aiming for the yellow stuff.
I've played with a controller on the older black ops games. bo1, BO2? Perfect aiming feel, now it feels like there's jam in my joystick and I can't quite put my finger as to why. It genuinely feels broken, it's like it's either too fast or too slow while the older games have more consistent sensitivity curve. I've tried many curve options but nothing can really compare to the older titles.
thoughts?
yo I actually found the issue, there's a specific aim assist option for zombies and co-op that makes you lock into enemies making me screw up constantly, disabled that and it feels a lot better. still tweaking some of the sensitivity options but I'm doing much better
I hate death
Some people say that death is what gives us purpose in life, without it we'd be roaming around aimlessly. Not me, I know I'm built different, so many things to do so little time, I still need to experience many things yet I'm already around halfway through my existence. Living rules too much to die, fuck it I'm never dying, I don't want to. I'm going to live forever.
What video games are you boys into right now
I know you have good tastes, might get inspired as to what to play next.
Good IReader sources
I've used this android app called Tachiyomi in the past for mangas and I seek something similar for novels. Stumbled upon this program called IReader that should do just that but I really don't know where to find a good source that congregates everything. Which one should I use?
Also, what's your opinion on the program, is it any good? If not, any alternative? Thanks
Looking for a specific horror FM
Hey hey, can't seem to find it on thiefguild.com, I remember it being similar to A Better Tomorrow, with a sea-side ghost town, a wall you can break using a canon. That's pretty much what I remember. Can someone help me?
This site rapes you and mocks you for it
Utterly disgusting notification.
Nuked Event
Anyone having trouble getting the Blundergat in the mystery box? I managed to get it once during a game, died like a dumbass not so long after because I was distracted. I've reached like round 15 spending my points only on box rolls and yet nothing.
Any conditions I need to know? Anyone else suffering the same fate? Please help me God.