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What does Batman use to cool down in the summer?
Just ice.
u/Glass_Farm_2992 — 5 hours ago
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My wife was really emotional after work.
Turns out she accidentally deleted some files she should have kept. I told her to to embrace her mistakes and move on. She hugged me and left.
u/Glass_Farm_2992 — 18 hours ago
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
I took a day off without telling anyone.
u/Glass_Farm_2992 — 3 days ago
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Never ask a survivor of the Titanic their cap size.
They tend to go overboard.
u/Glass_Farm_2992 — 8 days ago