u/Glittering_Laugh_958

Adam Lee Decker is a menace to society. He must be stopped at all costs from singing. Like holy shit, that was so bad.

Hello there,

I’m looking for someone. Not sure who exactly, but I know you’re out there.

About me:

I am the Platonic form of a precocious eldest daughter all grown up. I’m an overeducated overachiever, chronic over-thinker, a neurotic perfectionist, high EQ, and the perennial adventurer.

Sometimes I feel as though I have everything and nothing going on simultaneously. I would describe myself as incredibly lucky and cursed all at once. So dramatic, right? I'm a lady of many contradictions. I'm one of those people who have a face that immediately betrays their inner thoughts and feelings, but the words that come from my mouth are a bit more aloof. I'm self-aware to a fault, ever-mindful and overanalyzing anything and everything. But my apparent neurodivergence can make me so lonely at times.

I haven't done any serious dating since early 2020. My longest relationship has been with the Oxford comma. In many ways, it feels like life ended some time in early 2020 and now we're all in a doomed wormhole snaking its way towards hell. Perhaps I just need more socialization?

My outlook on life can be described as generally apathetic yet spitefully optimistic. My interests are broad and numerous: quilting, native gardening, reading, traveling, foodie things, reality tv, hockey, and vinyl collecting. I also collect head glass and bespoke jewelry.

I recently revamped my front yard and am constantly doing little and not-so-little home improvement projects. I live in the Lowcountry of South Carolina, in my old hometown. I **hate** it here and plan on relocating in the near-distant future.

What I bring to the table:

* god-tier pattern recognition;

* direct, straightforward, and reliable reciprocal communication;

* forensic-level over-analysis of micro expressions and body language;

* judicious attention to word choice;

* delicious, succulent home cooked meals;

* structured spontaneity;

* enticing conspiracy theories (ask me how I think we're actually living in "Hell", if "Hell" even exists);

* emotional availability (with the right person);

and much much more!

I’m looking to meet new people, expectations none, to maybe just maybe meet someone somewhere in a meaningful way. I would love to find a hockey friend, a fellow Swiftie, or a gem obsessed magpie. I want to find interesting characters.

**I am not currently looking to have voice or video chats or to exchange selfies. Those things are earned with trust and time.** If you ask/demand any of those things, I will simply stop responding.

Please be age appropriate. I have nothing meaningful in common with people <30 or >45. Please be appropriate generally, *if you have crazy NSFW shit in your profile I will not respond.* I do appreciate signs of life re: profile (i.e., posts and comments) but if you’re posting to niche NSFW subs, we’re probably not going to hit it off.

Also, please write a half way decent, respectful message. Something for my brain to digest other than “hey” or “;).”

Please include your age, sex, and general location so I know something about you.

Hello there,

I’m looking for someone. Not sure who exactly, but I know you’re out there.

About me:

I am the Platonic form of a precocious eldest daughter all grown up. I’m an overeducated overachiever, chronic overthinker, a neurotic perfectionist, high EQ, and the perennial adventurer.

Sometimes I feel as though I have everything and nothing going on simultaneously. I would describe myself as incredibly lucky and cursed all at once. So dramatic, right? I'm a lady of many contradictions. I'm one of those people who have a face that immediately betrays their inner thoughts and feelings, but the words that come from my mouth are a bit more aloof. I'm self-aware to a fault, ever-mindful and overanalyzing anything and everything. But my apparent neurodivergence can make me so lonely at times.

I haven't done any serious dating since early 2020. In many ways, it feels like life ended some time in early 2020 and now we're all in a doomed wormhole snaking its way towards hell. Perhaps I just need more socialization?

My outlook on life can be described as generally apathetic yet spitefully optimistic. My interests are broad and numerous: quilting, native gardening, reading, traveling, foodie things, reality tv, hockey, and vinyl collecting. I also collect head glass and custom jewelry.

What I bring to the table:

* god-tier pattern recognition;

* direct, straightforward, and reliable reciprocal communication;

* forensic-level over-analysis of micro expressions and body language;

* judicious attention to word choice;

* delicious, succulent home cooked meals;

* structured spontaneity;

* enticing conspiracy theories;

* emotional availability (with the right person);

and much much more!

I’m looking to meet new people, expectations none, to maybe just maybe meet someone somewhere in a meaningful way. I would love to find a hockey friend, a fellow Swiftie, or a gem obsessed magpie. I want to find interesting characters.

I am not currently looking to have voice or video chats or to exchange selfies. Those things are earned with trust and time.

Please be age appropriate. I have nothing meaningful in common with people <30 or >45. Please be appropriate generally, \*if you have crazy NSFW shit in your profile I will not respond.\* I do appreciate signs of life re: profile (i.e., posts and comments) but if you’re posting to niche NSFW subs, we’re probably not going to hit it off.

Also, please write a half way decent, respectful message. Something for my brain to digest other than “hey” or “;).”

Please include your age, sex, and general location so I know something about you.