Bad Donut Omen
At work, I just bit into a boston cream donut, and the cream was R A N C I D. Certainly I have been a bad, bad girl, but how could I have deserved this!?
This *could* also just mean one of the people in the bakery just didn't do a good job of checking or they were stored incorrectly, but then why did it happen to me!?!
Certainly this can be nothing but a portent of horrors, so what should I do?!?
I have already done 6 different cleansing spells, burned all my belongings, changed my name, and started my path towards a new life, so hopefully no bad spirits will follow me.