Memory Chip Supply Chain Issues Holding Back AI
AI simply isn't able to produce the slop fast enough for the demand and it comes down to a memory chip supply shortage. With global supply chains disrupted, major suppliers such as Taiwan have been unable to keep up demand. Factory output has decreased as workers spend more time with AI Chatbot girlfriends and take more breaks per shift masturbating, slowing down production. If the AI slop could be produced faster, wait times at the stalls could decrease significantly, letting users climax and return to their jobs sooner.
Meanwhile there is a constant demand of new AI generated art, music and literature, a demand increasing exponentially, yet the humans doing the actual creative work that AI is appropriating in its datasets is on a downward curve, as more become unemployed and unemployable, leading to a further shortage of fresh datasets, and increasingly repetitive results.
Since AI cannot actually create anything on its own, the solution is clearly to reach critical mass earlier, where the number of employed serfs putting demands on the system to decrease proportionally, leading to an extinction event, where the system folds into itself and creates a stable micro singularity.
When asked about this, scientists agreed the data is sound, it's the premise that needs further investigation. Professor Boffin of the Institute of advanced technobabble was quote as saying, "It's a simple matter of installing a pre-frontal non-residual turbo encabulator with a resonance frequency modulated to match the harmonic dissonance, and Bob's your uncle."