Cursed Zed Dog
Bro I fucking found his ass on Assurance and got really happy cuz I know the odds are damn near 0 for him to show up and so I was very excited and wanted to make a post and play it safe. Well on the proceeding day (which was the last) I went back to Assurance which is part of my normal procedures and nabbed some more things. Finally when moving everything off the ship (I like to move everything off the ship fully and onto the floor before actually putting everything on the selling shelf thing) I grabbed an Egg I had also found on Assurance
When I dropped it alongside my Pickles the damn thing fucking exploded and I was shot at least 50 meters away from the selling shelf all the way behind my ship and off the map where the dog proceeded to drown alongside me as I failed the quota 💔
Next time I see this mf his ass is STAYING in the facility, forever considering bro a bad omen or at the very least am swearing off Eggs 😭😭