u/GoblinBags

What is up SumoMemes? I'm gonna make as many jokes as I can for this tournament - not competing for most memes but there will be a lot. If you're newer and don't know me or remember anything about me beyond maybe one or two good ones, I just want to remind you that my "style of sumomemes" is throwing whatever comes out my brain at the wall and making it work. It can be crude or even a little rude.

But please don't get too upset with me... These are just jokes. If I make fun of your favorite rikishi, then just know he's probably one of my favorites too... Or sometimes it's Ryuden and you know what? Take offense if you like him. I digress.

I hold the utmost respect for the traditions and formalities of sumo and Japan. I think the world of these guys and they inspire me... Even the kids starting out as gyoji or yobidashi are impressive in their own ways - sumo is literally awesome. I love it too. But I'm gonna make fun of shit because I love it so please try and forgive me.

^(Let's make some jokes...)

^(Edit: Also hello and nice to see you too people who downvote me the instant I ever post a meme anon. Sorry I apparently continue to disappoint you.(Or those who just saw this and thought "meh" which is also fair. It's a self reference bad joke. I'll keep trying harder. I don't mind but you did definitely just make me belly laugh seeing this happen within 2 minutes of posting. It's gonna be a fun fuckin' tournament.))