Help with an exclamation for a short story
Edit: Thank you everyone, these are all great and all the context you've provided is really helpful. This character swears like a lot so I can use these all through my story. You guys are amazing!
Hi all! I have this bit I want to use in a short fiction.
For the exclamation I'm looking for something like "Goodness me," or "Fuck me,"
The character is female, 40, born and raised in Hungary, but came to Australia to study and has been here for about 20 years now.
I'm trying to establish the story is set slightly in the future (2030) by referencing a Mad Men reboot that doesn't exist in reality:
"It’s been a bullshit day all I really want to do is watch TV on the phone in the tub.
Season Two of the Mad Men reboot is out and it might be 2030 but Don Draper is still an unsalvageable dickhead. [Exclamation] everyone is dressed so sharply, I wish I could manifest a guy that dresses like this without filling all the suit pockets with emotional baggage."
Thank you for any advice!