u/GoldfieldHwang

what were the various hardcore tunes that grindah likes? i can't imagine him being especially keen on any hardcore. we know it's not happy hardcore because that's for freaks with sleeve tattoos and shaved ballbags who spend more chatting shite at afters than actually doing stuff (although i suspect steves is a fan because he seems to indiscriminately like all subgenres of rave besides house) and i can't see it being industrial hardcore. the faster stuff probably falls under "weird steves shit". maybe some old thunderdome gabber like neophyte and that? i need answers!!

grindah definitely takes like six huge drags, one immediately after the other, and leaves you with the fag end

steves probably takes weed etiquette pretty seriously but would want to tell you about how 2pac is alive in bosnia and the time he got abducted by aliens. the weed will be homegrown

decoy wouldn't say anything the whole time and probably make it awkward as fuck but man does have jamaican links (his white uncles)

chabsy would probably want to talk about how big his cock is and cough violently after every hit. and he'd keep asking you for decoy's number after you've already told him you don't have it

craig wouldn't even let you have a drag. he'd clear the entire thing in like two breaths and then go back to eating his ham

think it'd have to be the albino seal for me. wouldn't bogart the zoot, smokes some good shit he gets from Alfie Danger, would probably just be really proud of his clipper with a picture of a naked woman on it

what the FUCK did mark mean by this?

just found out that when Chabsy talks about his music taste, he's saying bhangra, as in traditional punjabi dance music. for years i thought he was saying Bong-Ra, and it was like some weird in-joke that a half-Pakistani half-Indian immigrant knows about breakcore.

the lord giveth, and the lord taketh awayeth.