And if there’s a major party you know I’ll be there ✨
Bartender I’ll take a double vodka cranberry and an application to be a member if that’s possible. I want to be a queen and I hear this club has at least two!
Hey Earthlings ✨ I’m so excited to welcome you to the newest most amazing podcast everrr
✨ Hot GosSip ✨
Pull up a chair, grab a big cup of tea, and laissez les bon temps rouler!
First up, Emma frost died which was crazy, then mystique was her which was also crazy but in a fun way, then she got revealed which was scary in a kind of spooky way, and finally Emma got brought back which was fun but in a lowkey scary way. Ugh what a rollercoaster of emotions. But if you want to experience a rollercoaster in the traditional sense, come to Coney Island’s pop up amusement park ✨ Murder World ✨ we promise it’s a better time than the name suggests! Buy one adult ticket get one free online using discount code: DRAGONLADYLOCKE!
Next, Warren Worthington held a blood drive to keep Sage fed peacefully. I went to donate which was not easy for me, turns out I have less blood in my body than an average person of my size so I nearly fainted before they unplugged me. Totes gross! I did get a nectarine after at least. Hopefully Sage won’t be fiending for a while after she tastes my unique formula ✨
Finally, This old lady in queens got shot up yesterday! What’s really crazy about it is her husband got shot to death days earlier. Mayor Fisk I’m publicly calling you out to do better! The elderly should be able to walk the streets of New York without fear ✨ Which is why I’m proud to announce Glamour Galaxy High Potency Pepper Spray! Compact and easy to use so people like May Parker can defend themselves against muggers!
This week for ✨ Fashion News ✨ It was America’s 250th birthday and soon it will be a certain fashion mogul’s 577th birthday! Yup next month I’ll be turning the big five seven seven and it’s sure to be one of the best dressed events of modern time, Anna Wintour who?
Finally I will interview this week’s guest, my friend Gambit! We’ll find out a little bit about him, his history within the fashion world, and then we’ll play a fun game!
OOC: any replies can be in the form of comments etc… and if anyone else wants an interview let me know so I can add you to the list first come first serve, I am booked out to episode 24 right expect some weeks wait to be clear, next episode will feature Umbra!
Extra OOC: this interview is gonna have to be a timeline fudge because of the current space plot so don’t worry about it
Via Instagram Live
Greetings Earthlings ✨ I’m coming to you LIVE AND IN PERSON for a very special Hot GosSip episode streaming only on Instagram where the baddies all live rent free.
Today I’m at the Glamour Galaxy store front where we have a VERY special guest coming in for a fashion consultation + interview, and I know who you’re all thinking, Abraham Lincoln but no he’s been dead for a couple centuries so I still don’t understand how he followed me on twitter but we move.
Before I reveal my special guest I would be totes remiss if I didn’t take you all on a tour of the facility ✨
I have a great showing of my full staff today, for our fashion consultants we have Alaya, Birch, Yasmin, and Keepsake, wave to the camera y’all!
*Not a single one acknowledges Gosamyr*
I SAID WAVE TO THE F✨✨✨ING CAMERA!!! YOU’RE LIVE!!!
*They all perk up and start posing*
Nobody is allowed to be a consultant here without at least 5 million followers on social media so naturally they need a little incentive ✨ And over here we have the in house cafe with the lovely Tynnifer working the counter today!
*Tynnifer is watching Love Island Madripoor Edition on her phone*
Keep up the good work hon! Outside we have a line of tourists who think they can just walk in without an appointment so I have pepper spray misters installed.
*She flips a switch and confused screaming is heard from outside*
Ouch! I wonder who did that? Next we have our beauty department with our lovely hairdresser Q, our makeup artist Preshes, and our manicurist Gidget!
*They all sit around making personal phone calls*
Aren’t they the best! We also have our two in house tailors Jesse H and Jesse T!
*They’re st@bbing each other with the pins to feel alive*
Hey you two remember what I said, if you draw blood and we have to call the janitors to bleach again I will be breaking all the bones in your bodies individually ✨
Finally we have our phone secretary Tylenol
*He sits apathetically watching the phone ring off the hook not picking it up once*
And our sales manager Ipanema ✨
*Ipanema is passed out asleep at the register with Grigori cleaning himself on top of the back of her neck*
I’ll have what she’s having! EVERYONE ITS TIME LOOK ALIVE OR I SWEAR TO THE GODDESS I WILL SELL YOU ALL TO WORK IN DOCTOR DOOMS BABY SEAL CLUBBING FACTORY…
*The doorbell rings*
Hey Earthlings ✨ I’m so excited to welcome you to the newest most amazing podcast everrr
✨ Hot GosSip ✨
Oh goddess it’s spilled all over the floor, someone get a mop for all this tea! Wow even as a bit that hurt me…
First up, Grey was finally rescued! Banshee and a few of the students broke into Baron Zemo’s compound and got her out. There was a whole battle with HYDRA and some Asgardian squirrel, yikes! Thank the goddess, I was so worried I almost got stress wrinkles! Thankfully I used my patented new Wrinkle Wremover cream guaranteed to keep your skin glossy and fresh ✨ Now available online and in store.
Next, the X men went to fight the Brood in space with S.W.O.R.D. ✨ Apparently their a race of icky bugs who want to put their eggs in you so they can grow and burst out your stomach like some scary 80’s movie. One insect to another I have to say “Get a job” “Stay away from her” “Touch grass”. Seriously they give hardworking alien insects like me a bad name. Wait do you all look at those little f✨✨✨ers crawling on the ground and think of ME?!???!
*15 minute crashout break*
Finally, has anyone seen Emma? I went into her kitchen again the other day to borrow the good crème fraîche and ask if I could put bidets in all the mansion bathrooms but I couldn’t find her anywhere. Ugh, I hope she shows up soon, the mansion needs an upgrade and my sponsor is just the one to do it! Get free shipping on your first bidet from Aalston using code:MAKEITRAIN ✨
This week for ✨ Fashion News ✨ one of my personal heroes returned to the X-Mansion, Betsy Braddock. So we honor her contributions to the modeling industry with this episodes Hottie of the Week. It tore me up that I didn’t get to meet her when Illyana’s demons were wrecking the planet but she’s even more stunning in person! Take that Illy ✨
Finally I will interview this week’s guest, this nutjob, Black Tom Cassidy! We’ll find out a little bit about him, his history within the fashion world, and then we’ll play a fun game!
OOC: any replies can be in the form of comments etc… and if anyone else wants an interview let me know so I can add you to the list first come first serve, I am booked out to episode 23 right expect some weeks wait to be clear, next episode will feature Gambit!
Official Glamour Galaxy Press Release
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We here at Glamour Galaxy LLC are proud to show off all of our new employees ✨As we expand we continue to celebrate our core values of glamour, creativity, joy, expression, and inclusivity. I hope you all look forward to seeing our future innovations.
And Wade, if you’re reading this, this is your official termination notice for repeated failure to report to duty. I’m also canceling your discount card, sorry, but you can keep the down payment 💖
Hey Earthlings ✨ I’m so excited to welcome you to the newest most amazing podcast everrr
✨ Hot GosSip ✨
Ooo it’s piping hot today, grab a cup and sit with me for today’s tea!
First up, Vulcan had an epic crashout in the city the other day. And I thought I was bad if I didn’t get my morning latte but this guy, sheesh! He totally melted this guy and destroyed a few blocks of buildings! What the hell my manicurist had a shop there! Thankfully she does house calls, so Yuriko we’re still on for Tuesday ✨ And for my listeners at home you can get 20% off your first visit to Nails by Yuriko, once she reopens, using code:LOWBREDDOG. Weird codename huh?
Next, I think there must be a chemical spill nearby because I ran into the scariest looking person I’ve ever laid eyes on. They’re calling themselves SquirrelPool and claiming to be the daughter of Deadpool and Squirrel Girl? For Doreen’s sake I hope it’s a test tube baby. For real they look like they suck on batteries and eat cardboard. Major ick ✨ Which reminds me of my latest product, The Misty Maiden Sleeping Mask which in this case can thankfully double as a blindfold!
Finally, I was at the hottest new club in Manhattan last night which has already been shut down! Yeah vampires totally attacked it and got blood everywhere! Thankfully Sai showed up with none other than LUNA SNOW ✨ We kicked butt together and Luna signed my album. And then I guess Emma and X Force took out Dracula which is cool and whatever but I GOT LUNA SNOWS AUTOGRAPH!!!
This week for ✨ Fashion News ✨ we have our hottie of the week! And he’s none other than Gabriel Summers, I mean how hot did it get when he melted 4 city blocks to rubble in a stunning obsidian and crimson bodysuit! Wait what did I just read?! WHOEVER WROTE THAT IS SOOOOOOO FIREDDD.
Finally I will interview this week’s guest, my fr- someone that I know, Empath! We’ll find out a little bit about him, his history within the fashion world, and then we’ll play a fun game!
OOC: any replies can be in the form of comments etc… and if anyone else wants an interview let me know so I can add you to the list first come first serve, I am booked out to episode 21 right expect some weeks wait to be clear, next episode will feature TBD (it was Starlord so I have to check with that player to see if they want to use a different character because seemingly they gave him up?)
Hey Earthlings ✨ I’m so excited to welcome you to the newest most amazing podcast everrr
✨ Hot GosSip ✨
Insert clever tea quip here!
First up, Rogue and Gambits wedding THANKFULLY worked out in the end despite Joseph’s worst efforts. The reception was a total banger, you should have seen it, they had so many roses hanging from the ceiling covered in crystals. I lowkey swiped a couple on the way out but that’s a secret between me and all my loyal listeners. Oh s✨✨t, Gambits a listener. Let’s pretend I didn’t say that ✨
Next, New York City dictator I mean mayor, Wilson Fisk, has made it clear he will make all secret identities public information. Now I’m all for doing that for criminals but good guys like Spider-man should be able to have protection. I mean villains could definitely go after their family! Not cool, and it disincentivizes hero work. But if you want an incentivize someone you should absolutely tell them that you’ll buy them the all new Blue Peter Parka, remember that name, Blue Peter Parka. I think my assistant came up with that one ✨
Finally, my friend Grey is missing! I put her picture on milk cartons so hopefully she’ll turn up soon. Some people even said she was kidnapped by Arcade or even HYDRA! Grey if you’re listening just know we miss you and we love you and Sally P is totally pregnant, like she’s wearing turtlenecks in June how obvious can you be. Ugh anyways I have to plug this weeks sponsor, Helmut brand super glue, if you want something to never come unglued make sure it’s Helmut brand! Warning don’t use on skin ✨ Use code:MASKMELTER at checkout for 30% off all products.
This week for ✨ Fashion News ✨ I have to address Glamour Galaxy’s recent controversial hire, Joseph. Now I know everyone including myself is angry about his stunt at the wedding and everyone is entitled to their feelings. But I will say that as part of condition of his hire he has to give Remy and Anna Marie a formal letter of apology. More importantly though, his hair is off the charts gorgeous, I’m talking Fabio level beautiful, almost as good as mine and I don’t say that easily. So keep throwing tomatoes at him if you want, but he is now an official employee.
Finally I will interview this week’s guest, a real estate mogul, Francis Klum! We’ll find out a little bit about him, his history within the fashion world, and then we’ll play a fun game!
OOC: any replies can be in the form of comments etc… and if anyone else wants an interview let me know so I can add you to the list first come first serve, I am booked out to episode 21 right expect some weeks wait to be clear, next episode will feature Empath, so hang on tight I’m sure it will be dramatic.
Outside Glamour Galaxy’s door hangs a sign
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OPEN AUDITIONS
Glamour Galaxy LLC is looking for models of all shapes, sizes, and genders!
We are looking for
- Hair Models
- Makeup Models
- Beauty Product Models
- Clothing Models
- Runway Models
Auditions will be held today by the Board of Directors:
CEO of Glamor Galaxy Gosamyr
Director of Beauty and Cosmetics Angel Salvadore
Director of Fashion and Marketing Cooper Coen
Participants must be:
At least 16, with a working permit if under 18
Not contracted with any competitors
Willing to work inconsistent hours
Above all else ✨ Glamorous ✨
Experience is a priority but we’re willing to train up
Pay rates vary based on department and experience level, inquire within
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Hey Earthlings ✨ I’m so excited to welcome you to the newest most amazing podcast everrr
✨ Hot GosSip ✨
The best part of waking up is always Gosamyr’s hot tea in your cup!
First up, I drove Jubilee crazy… literally. Was anyone aware of how much focus you need to drive an earth car? Absolutely nuts! Jubilee tried to teach me how to drive but apparently speeding, causing multiple accidents, parking in front of a fire hydrant, not stopping at red lights, and texting while driving is enough for the State of New York to permanently take away your ability to get a drivers license? Crazy! Well Jubilee, as a combo thank you/ apology present you’ll be the first to get the new Glamour Galaxy ultra high polarized Pink Perfection sunglasses, available everywhere Tuesday ✨
Next, the Sinister Syndicate got stomped out the other day. And yes, I am refusing to call them the “Sinister Six” until they actually have six members! Spider-man and his totes amazing friends stopped them all dead in their tracks so now we can wander the streets of New York safe again ✨ But since branding seems to be so difficult for not only them but so many others I’m pleased to plug our sponsor; Rambeau Branding Consultants! Got way to many people trying to rebrand you? Let Rambeau and Associates settle the differences. Sign up for your first consultation free using code:CAPTAINMARVELPULSARSPECTRUMPHOTON ✨
Finally, we have to address the elephant in the room; Rogue and Gambits wedding ceremony. What a drama show! I could do a whole episode just talking about it but since Rogue and Gambit are both friends of mine I’ll keep it brief ✨ So drama king Joseph interrupted the ceremony to let everyone know that Gambit is technically still married! I was in total shock, my jaw literally hit the floor, then Destiny got her jaw accidentally clocked by Callisto. Then the wife, Bella Donna showed up and it all went to sh✨t from there. Now normally I say that all men are dogs not deserving of any rights, however, I think Gambit genuinely thought that marriage was nullified. Hopefully he can get it straightened away and he and Rogue can work things out.
This week for ✨ Fashion News ✨ Glamour Galaxy LLC is officially expanding! I am opening up a physical storefront in the garment district of Manhattan. It’s appointment only with a phone number only found by word of mouth. It also sports multiple amenities such as a full service café and heated massage chairs ✨ I also hired 12 of the snobbiest uninterested New York trust fund socialites to run it. AND we are now officially hiring brand ambassadors/models tomorrow for all the subdivisions. So if you think you have what it takes you can audition at my storefront!
Finally I will interview this week’s guest, one of my oldest friends, Warlock! We’ll find out a little bit about him, his history within the fashion world, and then we’ll play a fun game!
OOC: any replies can be in the form of comments etc… and if anyone else wants an interview let me know so I can add you to the list first come first serve, I am booked out to episode 21 right expect some weeks wait to be clear, next episode will feature Francis Klum or will it…